Diplomatic Maneuvers

Oh my, what's happening here?

Re-upholstering bondage table in the Pink Room.

Do you ever re-upholster nekkid?

Do you ever re-upholster nekkid?

What?! Hell no. That is a pneumatic upholstery staple gun! 

 

I used to cook naked and didn't think it a thing. During a family gathering for my birthday, a friend gave me an apron set and without thinking I announced "Thanks! Now I don't have to cook naked anymore!".

Safety first! The thought of cooking bacon nekkid scares me more than naked stapling, but to each his own.

What?! Hell no. That is a pneumatic upholstery staple gun! 

 

I used to cook naked and didn't think it a thing. During a family gathering for my birthday, a friend gave me an apron set and without thinking I announced "Thanks! Now I don't have to cook naked anymore!".

Thanks! Now I don't have to cook naked anymore!".​ -MK

 

MK, I bet you still cook naked!

Bacon may sizzle, but Mistress Kang sizzles even hotter!!!