Mistress Zhao

Just kidding. I'm not reptile-sexual, unless you count that one time with that albino boa.. Definitely 100% female. Hetero-flexible 30% Sapio-sexual 50% Sex with females is very enjoyable but I admit that I don't seek it out as much in real life as in my head. And the idea of sex with a transexual is also super erotic and arousing, but so many of the trans people (M-F) that I've met do not have the type of personalities that attract me. So perhaps that leads me to be Pan-sexual 10% and Bi-sexual 10% I'm also in agreeance with the five bullet points mentioned by WaywardPoet.

I like turtles

YES TO ALL!! Which foods in particular, RandyCameltoe? I like: meat off the bone, sucking bone marrow out of a bone hole, and smashing a creampie (banana or coconut, not the porn kind) onto my mouth and licking it off my lips hahahaha god what a perv!!

Hi Dr. Nihil, Thank you so much for your kind words. I am curious..if you do not practice BDSM, how did you find you way to our forum?

babies less than 6 months in age

Pie? Not ALPO?!

They are hiring!! http://manservants.co/become-a-manservant.html Perhaps we could build a start-up in this vein called Manslaves.com And we could pimp I mean hire out our manslaves that we specifically train to serve in ways of panty-cleaning, foot-rubbing and cleaning, boot licking, and hair-brushing.

Aw, shucks mikey2076 Luckily, I'm not your conventional 3rd rail. Electrify, yes. Lethal, no. I'm an awakener!

Welcome A_Tourist and WaywardPoet!! I am so pleased that the two of you had such a wonderful time with me, and that the booking process was painless and easy! It has always been thrilling for me to bring people to the world of BDSM gently, building intensity with each visit. I suppose that sense of leaving, feeling energized but somehow also calm and very alive is akin to the high I receive when I show people new things that excite me too! Thank you for your kind words and your attentiveness in session, as well as your openness.

I'll show you where he put the salami. Bend over

Hello t_Stalz I just got a pedicure

What are you even talking about? The plural of "you" is either "yous" or "y'all"

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No. I won't play.

Indeed it was, Edgar! I think I took a few photos of the aftermath, and it was a very interesting buffet. Most specifically I remember the noodles. Oh! And remember when we saran wrapped you in with all that food? Good times!!

A SLOSH-FEST-APALOOZA! I think the jello boxes were a bit much, but I'm so into making a big mess with all of these ingredients and then some! Perhaps some whipped cream and cream pies, spaghetti sauce, pudding, and elbow macaroni for texture, and then dunking GOD's head in it, then dumping the whole mixture all over his body and maybe even getting him to taste it!

Hello GOD! Welcome to our friendly little forum! (Well, I never thought I'd type that sentence!)

If anyone wants to try this with me, I'm down! https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=904162992930462

LOL poor guy, wearing some kid's helmet. I think a LOT of people need a comprehensive instruction manual for life.

Hey Georgelits! I found the instructions!! Here ya go:

Very soon, my dear pet kitty.

I think that I would also be inclined to acquire something like this, too, risotto. After reading the blurb about the artist and her work, I love that there's a vague fetish perhaps being fulfilled, but which, we don't know.

These are so cool!!

loveinthetimeofcollaring, I'm happy to answer these inquiries in person But in short, to you I am a fully formed adult. But before we met, I have been many things and have come a long way to land where I am now. So there's a lot of dimension to my becoming.