Mistress Zhao

It's not quite melon season, is it. I think it's much more important to be prepared than to be told that you need practice. Proceed with some grapefruits, then.

Were both approaches equally arousing to you? Or more one than the other? And more specifically, what about each one? The verbal aspect?

I guess you could call that a date...but I would consider it more of a consultation

Hm..I wonder if I could acquire a cosmetic dentist slave.. hehe

The one we refer to as the "Spinal Tap"? It's about as thick as my leg. I'd look like a miniature horse!

It would be a rowdy good time. And possibly too much for the faint of heart on this forum. But yes..I've got a recipe for tasty fake blood and the inclination. LET'S DO THIS!!

Hehe. You should see me with a whip. I've been dying to just lay into someone with it, no holds barred.

somebody is getting a little bit smarter.

I hope that your kisses can justify all the lusting you've been doing. And I do mean kisses, not sloppy, drooly licks. Diligently devotional, worship-worthy kisses. Maybe you should go practice on a melon.

Good call, M. Jung. I can only hope that they wouldn't be like a tube sock on a pinky finger.

Hahahahaha! Small talk is how I talk to your little cock

OH, and your magnifying glass. Maybe even some needle-dick pliers.

You would be neither gay nor lesbian, but simply asexual. So many possibilities for that one. May seems like a perfect time to cum. Spring will be in full bloom. As your main captor, I will enlist my elite force of dommes to make sure you are on your best behavior and maybe learn a thing or two about your manners in front of ladies of power. Handle it? Like I said, bring your tweezers.

Hahahahah. You will soon go on a metaphysical journey into your own endless black hole through some very deviant yoga. Good thing I'm well practiced, especially in the "pretzel pose"

Of course it does, A. You little buttkisser.

...and besides, there's no magnification feature for images on this forum. Just remember to bring your tweezers when you arrive.

You've never seen your own butthole?!?! We'll have to fix that when you become our prisoner. You and your butthole will become best friends very quickly <evil>

If someone wants to light a hot fart for me, I'd love to get some video proof! A real, live fire-breathing dragon!!

the O in Choi = butthole

Funny how life works sometimes, huh. Carrot shaving? It's the whole carrot and it's about to be a buttplug. I bet you're wondering what it will taste like, too.

At this rate, I'll "breathe" fire out of my ass!

I love the way it sounds, too! Or even "JUNGREEZHAOCHOI"!!!! That has a certain right to it. That's it. The new safe-word. I bet we'll get lots of use out of it

A- There you go again, hijacking this thread. I'd like to tattoo: "doesn't follow through" on your chest. Speaking of, has anyone seen The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo? So much good stuff in the sadistic payback realm. GO. SEE. IT.