Mistress Zhao

"it hurt" short and to the point LOLOLOLOL

sexface is a great name. that is all.

Seriously, mong. How does one become an ex Dragon? I thought that once you were born, you couldn't really change your birth year anymore. I know you're totally baiting me at this point. All I will say is BRING IT.

Coincidentally, my toenails never stop growing.

Why don't you just come and be our prisoner. We have blankets and a shower

Oh goody, interrogation. Just had a 2-hour interrogation session yesterday. Needless to say, I got the information I wanted It would be my pleasure to implement new forms of torture for drawing answers out!

slc, Maybe it could be more like "JUNGREEZHAO" hahahaha

That's a nifty suggestion, but drawing myself in sharpie onto human skin is a task I find overwhelming tedious and dare I say, above my skill level. You would be at the mercy of my frustrations, a box of toxic markers, and a bottle of rubbing alcohol. Maybe a photo transfer

Well..? Care to spill your fragile beans?

Better yet, sharpie + needles, so you get the full experience

Olde English always does it for me. It could say "cumrag" in that font across your body and I would still think it somewhat attractive. I would also suggest a slight arch for the wording so it moves with the contours of your body. We could try it...I have a sharpie and took typography class in college

spocky, It seems that our sadomasochistic activities are rather counter-productive to holding any sort of deep or meaningful conversation about metaphysics or anything that requires much thought. Actually, it's ironic how that happens because we are actually paving a pathway to Nirvana of sorts with our activities instead of discussing them, but in a more perverse way. I have to admit that I held back just a bit, but your willingness to reach that nirvanic place will allow me to push more next time. xx

It's from Neale Donald Walsch, who wrote the Conversations with God series. He's great! I highly recommend his books.

A long time ago, I answered an ad on craigslist for a "sushi party" with "live girl" which seemed fun. This woman who ran this service seemed very interesting. She was ardently Japanese. She invited me over to "do some promotions". We sat down at her laptop and she pulled up a porno chat site full of nude Asian female body parts. I tried to "do some promotions" but quickly realized that these men were only after one type of fish, and not of the sushi variety. So I split. The end.

This world is pretty messed up already. I wouldn't mind a "reset", which would most definitely end some things as we know it. Maybe that's what will occur in 2012. Hey, survival of the fittest is the ability to adapt, not resist.

A- I happen to enjoy subbing quite a bit.

Keep blowing smoke up my ass, boys.

Do you ever have whole steamed fish? It's my favorite. Sometimes I feel like that fish. Laying there with my mouth gaping open, helpless to move. Here come the forks. Not sure why, it's usually the other way around during sessions.

Thanks, mong. I take pride in my skills with my giant camera

A- You're like that guy sitting on the sidelines with a full commentary for each play, but no plays himself ;D When are you actually going to physically prove your worth?

Uh oh..attitude. You're looking to get brutalized, mong?