Mistress Kang:
Remembering my first session with You when You required me to state my accurate weight. I said I was 204 that morning, but I probably was a little lower as it was a very hot day and I assumed I lost some water. I said 202 and when the scale read 204 (I still think that scale was a little off), You dragged me back to the Steel Room and gave me 204 cracks with the paddle. Fond (and painful) memories.
Ray