Dannyboy

False. I fear erotic asphyxiation bit I have an ass fixation. The person below me orders viagra or cialis on-line.

Wow! This is the one choice that is truly in equipoise. A virtual tie. It is possible to meld the choices into one, namely: student nurse. If I must make a choice it would be nurse 50.001% - school girl 49.999%. In my life I've had many encounters with student nurses and nurses. But none with candy stripers. Traditional enema - Fleet enema. Dannyboy

U is for urethral sounding. Dannyboy

A couple of related comments: 1. I was a member of a pistol club. Our motto was "drink 'til 12, piss 'til 2. That included subway stations and between the cars of a moving train. 2. I could always sit down after a spanking. The question is how uncomfortable it felt. Once I sat on ice packs for the better part of the next day. Dannyboy

Reminds me again of a female amateur boxer who was a co-worker. I boxed when I was in the Navy but I never offered to spar with her. We ran in a 5k race and a 5 mile race and she beat me both times. I was more than 20 years her senior though. Dannyboy

Hmmmmmmm. I'm not a leather fetishist. I took my young lady to lunch this past Sunday. She was wearing leather pants and she gets plenty of stares from those perverts out there, Is it the leather pants or is it her delicious derriere? Dannyboy

Voyage: On occasion I will bring an "orphan post" to life by providing the first reply after some time has passed. This one was my own and after close to 16 years the time was ripe. I posted those significant points in the original but no cause of death was available at that moment. Dannyboy

Correction, she died 11 days before her 57th birthday. She died of a ruptured cerebral artery aneurysm. I hope no one has been traumatized by this misinformation to a greater extent than I have over the lack of replies to my posting on such an event of worldwide significance.. Dannyboy.

The Fortress is in good hands, Mistresses and clients. No need for me to add anything, Dannyboy

Reviving old Christmas poems by Manpeach and yours truly, Dannyboy

F is for Freudian Slip. Never worn one myself but I have made a slip of the tongue that revealed my naughtiest intentions. Dannyboy

Hmmmmmmm. Like the scene in "A Christmas Story?" "Deck the halls with boughs of horry." Dannyboy

Victorian asylum of course. I am old enough to have known the Queen. Alien anal probe or Kangbang.

Absolutely true but never on a crowded subway train. The person below me has urinated in the subway system in a place other than a bathroom.

Wow a Christmas Dim Sum. Dannyboy

C is for Crop (of the riding variety, Often swung by a Mistress with bad intentions.

False. My training dildo fell apart from excessive use. Ordered a new one and lots of lube from Amazon Prime. The person below me measures his erection in centimeters and tells prospective dates that he has double digits down there.

Belated Happy Thanksgiving. Mine was pretty good. Dannyboy

How did you know? But only if they are sexy and female. The person below me owes me $5,000 payable immediately.

It counts if you say so and my tongue is hanging out like a dog begging for a treat.

With a carefully vetted audience. Untrimmed bush or clean-shaven bush.

Congratulations. I don't think I posted such an anniversary in many years, if at all. Perhaps I will do so when it comes around again. At the very least it would be a reason to survive into 2025. Dannyboy

False - they couldn't agree on which end to take. The person below me is a "bottom."

Omedeto gozaimas jo o sama. Dannyboy

Q is for Queening. Dannyboy