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F is for Freudian Slip. Never worn one myself but I have made a slip of the tongue that revealed my naughtiest intentions. Dannyboy

Hmmmmmmm. Like the scene in "A Christmas Story?" "Deck the halls with boughs of horry." Dannyboy

Victorian asylum of course. I am old enough to have known the Queen. Alien anal probe or Kangbang.

Absolutely true but never on a crowded subway train. The person below me has urinated in the subway system in a place other than a bathroom.

Wow a Christmas Dim Sum. Dannyboy

C is for Crop (of the riding variety, Often swung by a Mistress with bad intentions.

False. My training dildo fell apart from excessive use. Ordered a new one and lots of lube from Amazon Prime. The person below me measures his erection in centimeters and tells prospective dates that he has double digits down there.

Belated Happy Thanksgiving. Mine was pretty good. Dannyboy

How did you know? But only if they are sexy and female. The person below me owes me $5,000 payable immediately.

It counts if you say so and my tongue is hanging out like a dog begging for a treat.

With a carefully vetted audience. Untrimmed bush or clean-shaven bush.

Congratulations. I don't think I posted such an anniversary in many years, if at all. Perhaps I will do so when it comes around again. At the very least it would be a reason to survive into 2025. Dannyboy

False - they couldn't agree on which end to take. The person below me is a "bottom."

Omedeto gozaimas jo o sama. Dannyboy

Q is for Queening. Dannyboy

I actually had this discussion with Mina Jung in the year of my major accident. There was this waitress in an Indian restaurant who was from Bangladesh. She became friends with my ex while we were still together. On occasion I came home to find her sleeping on my bed between shifts. I always wanted her to be my back street girl. My fantasy was that she would be secreted in a corner while I told Mina how I would ravish her and force her to submit to my nastiest sexual desires. At that point she would pop out totally naked with a cane in her hand with 100% freedom to do to me and demand of me anything she wished, Mistress Lahiri was from Bangladesh. Dannyboy

Orgasms, as many as I want. I wife and no girlfriends......or no wife and many girlfriends,

C'est vrai. I'll drink to that. The person below me thinks "fellatio" is a fictional character.

...the dog bowl....

You are in my Will. Dannyboy

I learned at the beginning that winning doesn't matter. You still get punished. And you know why? Because Ms. Kang said so. Dannyboy

...around his testicles....

....lose their virginity....

That's her job. LOL. Dannyboy

Beats me how this became an international day. Dannyboy