Jung's Jewboy

LMAO....

Hmmm...I suddenly feel a pronounced swelling in the crotch of my slacks.

Why must you ladies torture us so?? Oh wait, never mind.

Was it the new iPhone 'concept' phone. Working name is 'iSubmit'. Oh, and it's 'Mistress Siri' on this phone.

'Creation of a small submissive erection'

I love those e-cards....I will post some of my faves later!

How about a tattoo covering his entire back that says....... "If found, please return this submissive beta-male to his rightful owners at 'The Fetish Fortress'. No reward offered. If you saw this tattoo and it convinced you not to fuck him you were already rewarded"

Frankly not a bad choice among them but if I had to choose only one I'd go with #3. First, they look great on you but they also have a somewhat retro feel to them which I like. I'm hoping you bought all three??

Well, for Vagina I can add 'tuna taco', 'Quim' and 'trim'. For Penis, 'one eyed wonder worm'. No anal contribution....

That is so cool,,,,,,it looks like it might be second cousin to a plunger but where did u find it?

And now its up for sale again! See link... http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/moondance_diner_moved_from_manhattan_CQCEIBIvHfzbrSys2ducFL Oh, and it was moved to LeBarge, Wyoming . Population 400, so Bumfuck is the 'big city' in comparison!

Damn, now I feel silly for making that mix tape for you.

evil addiction counselor...love it!

I'm afraid my Hebrew wouldn't be strong enough. Hmm, I guess you could say that 'weak Hebrew' pretty much defines me.

What, no Hebrew??

Very playful and catchy. I could swear the guy keeps saying 'Condom Star'! Their is a certain awkwardness to some of the steps that's very sweet. There seem to be a few equine-like moves too.

No, I did NOT know that. I always assumed they were made that way for easy transport and to utilize small plots effectively. Thanks for sharing. Oh, don't get me started on diner food. I could eat a diner breakfast for dinner.....wait, I have.

Amen, my foot brothers!

Do I really have to say it? LOL

Kind of like an inhuman centipede.....GROAN

Mistress you are like an inverted Charms Blow Pop. Bubble Gum on the outside and a hard interior.

Now a 'public enema' in front of other Mistresses or Subs would not suffice. It must be in front of a 'vanilla' audience. Perhaps a group of young student nurses or home care assistants in training. Maybe having to make eye contact with each of them (as per Ms. Jung) and answer questions? "Does it hurt when your bowels are full like that, Sir?" "Mister, do you always get wood when you get an enema?" (Maybe the teacher/instructor comments "Gee, Mandy ,you have sharp eyes. It would be easy to miss such a small erect penis!") "Mandy, I don't think he enjoys the actual enema. He's just a perverted older man and lets face it, you and your classmates are all attractive young ladies. Actually, why don't you gals wait here while I speak with Ms. Kang. Perhaps she will allow us to see a male masturbate to ejaculation. Men make the silliest facial expressions when they ejaculate. LOL" Mandy then walks over to the poor sap and really gets in his face. "Gee, must suck to be you right now, huh?"

Wow, that's humiliating. No hiding.

That is a great video. I've always been fascinated by architectural and industrial design and particularly with the utilization of small spaces. I guess that's why I like planes and trains (I'd love to have an 'airplane kitchen!). Its true what he says about studio apartments. If you don't do a Murphy bed or a variation of it , the bed dominates the room. Whats great about this is the open space it allows. You also need to be a neat freak. There's ONE thing I thought interesting though. He seemed to have a very large CD collection. I would have thought he would have digitized all of them in the interest of space...

Glad you enjoyed the scenario! Of course, if convicted there are just two potential results. If he pleads guilty - 10 years in the regional Male Re-Education Center located on Allen Street in NYC If he plays the penis size card - 20 years in the Allen Street Home for the Poorly Endowed