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Phred

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  1. I hope you are doing well and made it to the first day of school. Hope therapy is going well for you. Have you done any smoking?

  2. It sounds from Sean's original post that it was at the FF. It sounds like he's a bit better from his final post, but it's sucks a bit to see someone drop like that.

  3. Sorry that your session didn't go as planned. I've had some verbal abuse during my sessions, but it's been pretty light and so far enjoyable. I agree with everyone who's posted - look on the Devotee forum and learn from other people's experiences. I'm not sure how I would react to being broken by one of the Mistresses. Having had some harrowing experiences in the past in real life, I will share some thoughts with you. You absolutely have to develop a thick skin and learn to shake things off right away (I know, easier said than done ). There have been times when I've been called on the carpet and verbally flogged in public - the only way to recover from something like that is to reach deep down inside, stand up straight and walk tall. Sometimes it takes more energy than you have at the moment, but you need to focus and put it behind you. I had an incident a few months ago at work that pretty much shook me to the core, and I was almost nonfunctional for a little while. It took one of my buddies to pull me aside, give me a stern talking to, boost me up and tell me to shake it off - I was finally able to do this and go about my work. Believe me, I know it's not easy... We also need to learn from our experiences and grow and make changes. I remember seeing a colleague of mine get destroyed and brought to tears once after a prolonged tongue-lashing. I talked with her afterwards - she wasn't sad, but she became very angry. She became an unstoppable dynamo after this, probably one of the best coworkers I've had in a long time. She was simply amazing after that incident. I always try to live by the mantra - "That which does not kill us, makes us stronger." Hope this helps a little.
  4. I believe it's an emasculator - used to castrate livestock. Scary stuff: http://www.alibaba.com/product-free/109053668/Emasculator.html
  5. May have been? Mistress Zhao, you truly are royalty in the here and now!
  6. Part 3 - Hickory or Alder for the smoke flavor. I've tried smoking with Hickory/Mesquite/Apple alone in the first few hours, but they burn too fast and I have a harder time controlling the temperature. Wood chunks add just enough flavor. It's a constant work in progress.

  7. Part 2 - you need all four meats to fully compete - I'm just competing in the ribs category.

    For both grilling and smoking, I use something called "Ozark Oak" - you can buy it on Amazon. It's probably the best hardwood charcoal out there. If I'm doing ribs, I use the charcoal for the heat source throughout the run, but then add chunks of Hickory or Alder for s...

  8. TW - I have been mostly focussing on ribs over the past 2 years because they seem to be the most difficult to get right. I think I finally have a reasonable system - I made a bunch of modifications to my smoker that are finally starting to pan out. Will definitely start in on pork shoulder, beef brisket and chicken if all goes well at the contest next weekend.

  9. What is it about you, Mistress Ree, that makes me want to play Rebel again and again to your commanding, severe and unrelenting General? Hone your skills - I will be back.

    BTW - saw your toaster videos on YouTube. I had to run out and get a sausage, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich right away!

  10. Oh snap! The hallucinations already started! Definitely will come in soon for a checkup!

    You know I'm always in a tizzy over you, Mistress Zhao ;) !

  11. Never saw the movies, but there are a bunch of clips of Tura Satana on YouTube. Smokin'! Could definitely see Mistress Zhao in her role!
  12. You're absolutely right - mZ is truly amazing. She could have just blasted through my last hour with her, but she took the time to TEACH me and show me what I really could do if I calmed down and focussed my breathing. That was really priceless and meant a lot.

  13. TW, this hit me and I thought you might get a kick out of this. Over the past few months I've been doing a lot of powerlifting training in the gym. As you know, this requires a lot of explosive strength. After I broke the chains at my last session, I was tempted to go to my trainer and say "I think I'm finally getting this concept of explosive strength. Let me tell you a little ...

  14. Dear Dr. Zhao -

    I have a little problem and I hope you can help me. Lately, it seems that every time I listen to music and play air guitar, I feel a tingling, shocking sensation in my testicles. Is this normal? Should I be concerned? Do I need to come in for a checkup? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

    - Phred AKA "The Stratocaster Scrotum"

  15. Thanks! Feeling a lot better over the past few days. It's very hard to overcome that fear of drowning and not being able to breathe. Saw from some posts you moved to Houston - should be some good ribs/BBQ down there!

  16. Thanks for the encouragement. I'm feeling a lot better about the whole thing, but still doing a lot of Monday-morning quarterbacking, playing back the whole thing in my head. I guess that goes with the territory. How's recovery going? I hope you've progressed to PT - that should make a huge difference.

  17. Your definitely right about Herman and the hook ;) !!!!

  18. Had a great time this weekend, even though I screwed up the water stuff. Can't wait to get back and see you!

  19. Nice! I'm wondering if I would do better on a hook than in water ;).

    Even though I screwed up bigtime this weekend with you guys, I still had a great time! What has two thumbs and can't wait to get back to the Fortress - THIS GUY!

  20. I have the exact opposite problem - I pretty much eat anything put in front of me. I'll even eat food I really hate just because it's sitting on my plate. I wonder if the Mistresses would do a session, instead of forcefeeding or torture like that, as a food denial session. I imagine being tied up in the center of the room while the Mistresses all eat pizza (or wings, ribs, burgers, whatever) and beer, and not letting me have a bite or drink. I bet I could make it even worse by not eating all day so I'm starving at the session - this would truly bring me to tears (and has in the past, but that's another story for another day...). BTW - heard the new Blink 182 song last week. Not bad, we'll see what the album is like...
  21. Mistress Ree - I love how you Mistresses describe yourselves as soft and cuddly like Hello Kitty, yet hard inside like steel. Check out these other "Kitties" - very attractive and very hardcore, much like yourself. Hehe...

    Kittie has been around for a while, but I just discovered them. Way too cool!

  22. Me either, lovely Mistress Ree! I've had many a sleepless night in anticipation of my return to the Fortress. See you soon :) !

  23. Saw your nurse picture, absolutely beautiful! Have you ever thought of doing a doctor picture? You have such a beautiful, strong and authoritative look that you would be absolutely stunning. You could do it either dressed in scrubs like you just finished operating, or dressed smartly with a starched white coat. Smart, intelligent women are the hottest of them all!

  24. I can't wait! I'm sending in my role-playing scenario and my "wishlist" today - I hope you and Mistress Ree approve!

  25. Amazing Mistress Zhao - was just cruising through my music and found this obscure Moby CD "I Like To Score" (not sure how I got it). Has a bunch of his soundtrack music as well as some of his remakes (he redid the James Bond Theme). Kinda wild. Seeing you and Mistress Ree in 2 weeks, can't wait! I have a bunch of pain stories for you that I think you will enjoy! Missing...

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