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  1. I wouldn't chose either one. If you chose A ,she might seem like the best but no matter how great she is sooner or later you're going want to check out some strange. So you'll end up resenting the fact that she RUINED YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!! Screaming like San Kinison OH OH OHHHHHHHH
  2. If Mistress B gave me some $$$$ I'd spill the beans cus money talks and bullshit walks...... kidding...if you give your word not to say anything, then that's your word. If the shoe was on the other foot I'd expect the same from her.
  3. I didn't see that but I heard he's hung like a Shetland pony.
  4. That's a new delicacy of yogurt.....enema yogurt.
  5. Haha I watched that out of morbid curiosity for about a minute........a saw a reference to it on Family Guy which is how I found out about it.
  6. You have ALWAYS been the caretaker...

  7. How's that weird? Everyone else is fucked up!
  8. Just watched "The Shining" again after many years. Stanley Kulbrick put some interesting stuff in there. A guy in a bear suit giving another guy a blowjob ??????? Wtf
  9. Not to get off Star Wars, but I just watched a scene from New Wave Hookers, and that Kristara Barrington is one sexy lady!!!
  10. I like Han Solo and I liked his interaction with Jabba the Hut, and the way he wasted that bounty Hunter (Greido) in the first one.
  11. They made Luke Skywalker out to be a crazy old man. I didn't care for it, but I'll still go see the franchise out of nostalgia. And spending money on dominant, beautiful woman to beat the crap out of ya is money well spent! Thanks Jay!
  12. I can't warm up to these new characters, I bet the Han Solo movie coming next year will be cool.
  13. The new star Wars was wiggity wiggity wack!!! My opinion.
  14. I'm going to eat some Ravioli straight from the can alone like the Fonz
  15. Bill Murray / Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors.. YouTube it
  16. Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby , and OJ in drag.
  17. Come in the elevator, dirty raincoat,nothing else, Groucho Marx nose and glasses,hand rapidly shaking under coat,announcing to everyone in the elevator between pants that I'm about to get peed on.....I'll keep on low key
  18. Because I'm a Karate Man, and the Karate Man bruise on the inside! Billy Ray Valentine
  19. Doing the same thing , expecting a different result......keep seeking

  20. I just watched it now! Those dudes were all creeps. I have no desire to engage in any of those behaviors, hate that shit. When I was a kid my cousins lived in a tall rent controlled building in Manhattan and as a joke they'd hit all the floors to piss off the neighbors. They also came home drunk during the holiday season and stole the Christmas tree from the lobby with the evidence being a trail on tinsel leading to their doorstep.... Creeping on women in elevators is something that should earn an ass whooping!
  21. doorbell rings ..Open the door to a barrage of punches....Had it happen....
  22. can you recommend a good therapist DB?
  23. totally understandable....I didn't mean it!!! I can't help it!!! Please!!!!
  24. This thread reminds of a Beavis and Butthead episode where Beavis is in shop class and gets mesmerized by the circular saw spinning and just has to touch it chopping the tip of his finger off ....Like touching a hot stove.
  25. I forgot to mention when I see a strawberry shortcake I get the urge to take off my pants and sit on it...........No Mistress Kang , I'm not going serious about any of it....Except the bubble wrap..Always have to have a pop or two!
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