Mistress Kang

I can't tell if the ones saying "under" are serious or just trying to irk me LOL But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Why do you think "under" is correct?

You think your tongue can be trained to do the job of toilet paper?

The properties of toilet paper versus a tongue are quite different.

If it was under in a friend's bathroom, would you change it to over? Have you ever?

You disappoint me.

For a second I thought how surprisingly rude your comment was. Ha!

So you KNOW that I want to (murder you)!!! LOL

Wrong!

Ha! You like me.

Let's see how many of you are simply WRONG. Over or under?

I prefer to choose my own room or leave it to Ms. Ree. She'd choose the best room for the activities and needs as would I.

Suffer

Now you're just flirting with me.

Will be ready for use starting Monday June 11th!

Coming along nicely.. (I know the mirror is very dusty LOL)

Just got an electro-stim flogger ?

I've never heard of her, but holy shit, she's super hot ?

Who's your favorite Catwoman of all time? For me, it's Eartha Kitt. She's a minx and her voice was like butter.

In the meantime, plenty of spider gags, O-ring gags, and open mouth gags!

I actually don't ? I Googled your post because it sounded like lyrics.

Are you listening to music right now?

Do you flirt a little extra with your local barista? Who's your local crush, what's your interaction? I love dropping off my laundry when the owners' son is running the counter. He's an awkward Chinese kid and always smiles shyly at me and refuses to make eye contact. When I'm in the mood, I'll tell him how nice his hair looks (he keeps it short in the back and long in the front, just how I like it :-)) or comment on how cute he is. I've caught him trying to hold down a smile when he turns away, I love it! I'm 100% positive he's washed my laundry before. He's seen it AAAALLL..