Mistress Kang

Would it have been more exciting if she used her she-nis to massage you?

I like growlers, very cute LOL On the plus side as least you didn't get rolled :-)

Just another Instagram account. I've visited Shanghai about 4 times and many of these images look familiar: https://www.instagram.com/shanghaiobserved/ Speaking of Shanghai. Has anyone ever sessioned there? Do tell us all about it!

Sounds like it was a bit anticlimactic, or is it just your (lack of) storytelling skills?

No, no, no... Share with us on the Forum please :-) We want to know!

Domming yourself? LOL

What, not a fan of our "doughy ingenue"??!!

I'd like to hear all about this!

GDH94- Thank you for the recommendation. I wanted to love it but I didn't :-( Got any others?

It's one of my favorite podcasts. This particular story is one of my favorite (starts at 0:58): http://nerdist.com/competitive-erotic-fan-fiction-72-round-2-jere-pilapil-andrew-mayer-langston-kerman-jake-mcdowell/ It's SO good. Hilarious and very wrong.

Oooh..that sounds really good, I'll check it out tonight :-) Do you have a favorite episode? I'll start with that one.

Ha! Have you ever seen this: http://www.engrish.com/category/chinglish/

I have a few favorite podcasts and Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction is one of them. It's hosted by Bryan Cook and here's how it works. Each audience member writes a topic on a piece of paper. One by one, the guests (usually comics and comedy writers) come up to the stage, Bryan Cook picks one out of the bucket and the guest can choose to write about it or pass and get a second pick out of the bucket. If there are two picks, the audience chooses one by applause. The guest has about half an hour to write a short erotic fan fiction on the chosen topic then reads it to the audience. Been catching up with their old episodes and recently heard this one. It happens to be about our favorite of all time, Lena Dunham! LOL It starts with "'Harumph!' said Lena Dunham's stupid face." at 1:07 - 6:55. http://podplayer.net/#/?id=2019893 Does anyone listen to this podcast too? I'm always interested in new podcasts, please list some suggestions! :-)

https://www.instagram.com/chinatownsmokebreak/ This is my favorite Canto spot. I've been here a few times for local D&Ds :-) https://www.instagram.com/p/BTy8kMbFhRa/?taken-by=chinatownsmokebreak

I had to edit my own "mean-ness".

I told you Lonewolf, it's now a tradition. It means you're never allowed to not show up- so you'll have to live forever. Find a fountain of youth, a shaman, something! I have peaches that need checking :-)

I was talking to an old friend of mine and learned that this is his absolute favorite movie- he has it on DVD. Who even watches DVDs anymore. Anyway, I also learned that this was the part of the movie that he realized all the things he hates about NYC will be all the things he'll miss (because he's going to prison).

I heard that some of you did not get the mailing offer so just posting the info here: The Fetish Fortress has now been in business 10 years! So that's 10 years of your tears of agony falling onto our carpets and there's only so much the steam cleaning machine can do ;-) That, some drywall work I've been wanting to get done, all the little nicks, chips and dings that have added up over the years means it's time to renovate! If you'd like to help out with the costs (and you really should since technically it's all your fault :-P ) and help yourself at the same time, so until the end of May (I extended it since people did not get the offer) I'm selling sessions hours at a modest discount: $2000 for $2500 worth of sessions (25% discount) $3250 for $5000 worth of sessions (35% discount)* *Limit $10,000 worth of sessions per client Those sessions are good with any Player for the next two years. If interested the email, as always is [email protected]

LOL I just caught your last line. *butt*

As a serious legal question- would he have been?? I mean, the judge said the words "jack off right now".

So if he had actually whipped out and started jacking off per the judge's instruction would he have been wrong??

That was GOOOOD!!! I love Rick and Morty. His shaky voice makes it all the funnier. It was sad up until they started their ridiculous back and forth LOL

Is that even possible?? I dislike eating fresh fruit cut by someone other than me. The thought of fresh, clean fruit coming in contact with someone else's bare hands and unknown surfaces skeeves me out. But I DO like being served. So I'd like to try, at least once, having my slave wear a pair of food service gloves serve me fresh cut fruit. Maybe a mango- least amount of direct fruit touching there LOL Maybe there's more of a connection to pet peeves and fetishes than I'm aware of. Can anyone add to this? Are there any fetishes of yours that stem from pet peeves? Would you ever consider combining a pet peeve with your fetish play? If so, what would they be?

That looks SOO good! The trailer has really piqued my curiosity. How did these 11 people live full time for YEARS in a trailer?? I'm definitely watching it. BTW I love that little splice of the father saying "they're lazy" (@ 1:43).

Your alt-ego. You could do a "double-Domme" session all by yourself! Black hair is the good, blonde is evil. Have you ever noticed that villans always have light hair and the goodie-goodie is always dark haired?