Mistress Kang

I had to edit my own "mean-ness".

I told you Lonewolf, it's now a tradition. It means you're never allowed to not show up- so you'll have to live forever. Find a fountain of youth, a shaman, something! I have peaches that need checking :-)

I was talking to an old friend of mine and learned that this is his absolute favorite movie- he has it on DVD. Who even watches DVDs anymore. Anyway, I also learned that this was the part of the movie that he realized all the things he hates about NYC will be all the things he'll miss (because he's going to prison).

I heard that some of you did not get the mailing offer so just posting the info here: The Fetish Fortress has now been in business 10 years! So that's 10 years of your tears of agony falling onto our carpets and there's only so much the steam cleaning machine can do ;-) That, some drywall work I've been wanting to get done, all the little nicks, chips and dings that have added up over the years means it's time to renovate! If you'd like to help out with the costs (and you really should since technically it's all your fault :-P ) and help yourself at the same time, so until the end of May (I extended it since people did not get the offer) I'm selling sessions hours at a modest discount: $2000 for $2500 worth of sessions (25% discount) $3250 for $5000 worth of sessions (35% discount)* *Limit $10,000 worth of sessions per client Those sessions are good with any Player for the next two years. If interested the email, as always is Booking@FortressNYC.com

LOL I just caught your last line. *butt*

As a serious legal question- would he have been?? I mean, the judge said the words "jack off right now".

So if he had actually whipped out and started jacking off per the judge's instruction would he have been wrong??

That was GOOOOD!!! I love Rick and Morty. His shaky voice makes it all the funnier. It was sad up until they started their ridiculous back and forth LOL

Is that even possible?? I dislike eating fresh fruit cut by someone other than me. The thought of fresh, clean fruit coming in contact with someone else's bare hands and unknown surfaces skeeves me out. But I DO like being served. So I'd like to try, at least once, having my slave wear a pair of food service gloves serve me fresh cut fruit. Maybe a mango- least amount of direct fruit touching there LOL Maybe there's more of a connection to pet peeves and fetishes than I'm aware of. Can anyone add to this? Are there any fetishes of yours that stem from pet peeves? Would you ever consider combining a pet peeve with your fetish play? If so, what would they be?

That looks SOO good! The trailer has really piqued my curiosity. How did these 11 people live full time for YEARS in a trailer?? I'm definitely watching it. BTW I love that little splice of the father saying "they're lazy" (@ 1:43).

Your alt-ego. You could do a "double-Domme" session all by yourself! Black hair is the good, blonde is evil. Have you ever noticed that villans always have light hair and the goodie-goodie is always dark haired?

G.I. Jay!!! I just noticed that name LOL I like it :-) That is hilarious and yeah would be a dick move. But I can see how that urge can manifest- especially if it's soft serve vanilla.

I know all too much about your perverse thoughts and "fantastical" conversations with these young ladies you see LOL Very entertaining! Not entirely convinced I have any degree of OCD or idiosyncratic behavior, perhaps an affectation at most.

When I'm walking behind someone (with enough distance that I don't focus on their hair) my eyes are automatically drawn to their butt, it's almost as if my brain tells me there's nothing else worth looking at because my eyes always go back to their butt LOL BUT I don't have the urge to touch it in any way. Have you ever actually done it? EVER??

Why do I imagine you stepping on the scale from behind?

Fat calipers are a fun way to incorporate mild pain and humiliation play with all that pinching and pulling! "You're not fat, you're just easier to see" LOL

SW- Are you being 100% serious about this? Have you ever acted on these urges?

Whenever I am standing or walking directly behind someone with flowing hair, I have this uncontrollable urge to stroke it. In my fantasy (although not sexually driven) they don't react at all, they just allow me to continue to pet them until I'm satisfied. I don't feel this urge when I'm facing someone though. There's something about the view of loose flowing hair from behind. I doubt anyone has this same urge. But what ARE your uncontrollable urges (not necessarily BDSM or even sex related)?

It's like one big vanity.

And you will address me as Head Pussy Killer the whole time.

Spermwhale, I insist you allow me the pleasure of punishing you one day in the near future. I promise to be "gentle".

It's like our kinky bedroom LOL

http://www.fortressnyc.com/forum/gallery/album/270-fortress-outing-house-of-yes/ It was an eventful evening. So much fun LOL Yes- Mistress Von Dietz and Mistress Rey were wearing wigs. Oh! and the bottle service gal was super cute in her (Easter) bunny costume!