Mistress Kang

That's IT! I knew there was something (else) visually off!

She's my favorite. I can't get enough of her perfect combination of sexy-psycho ;-)

Are the Chinese now catching up with the Japanese in weirdness? This cake feels like it has layers of wrongness to it.

This is in the same vein right? ;-)

If those are the only two choices then I say brine LOL

Soft opening was August 2006!

Where did you get the "now you're gonna get a beatin'" audio from??

Was that the phrase you remember most? When it came out my friends kept saying "I wish I had a pot..a pot belly" and they'd rub their stomachs.

How awesome is this?!?!?! I might be all 8 views LOL Made by my gimp of course ;-))

There are actually studies that support this LOL I still like falling asleep to the monotonous droning of talks given by David Bohm and the like.

Soul mates?? Confirmed!!

I know that most of you are familiar with Bob Ross...aka The Godfather of ASMR. I can clearly remember him saying "and there's a happy little tree that lives juuust over here" *tap* *tap* *tap* (brush strokes begin creating the pine tree's crown). After school, after all the good shows are done and there was nothing else left to watch, flip to Channel 13, and drift off. Just imagine how soothing his voice would be even if he were saying horrific things, like "well, I've had her in the sub-sub-basement for about a decade, decade and a half now..."

Does that make me your ASMR experience by Proxy??

Yay! OK cupid accepts my "dominant" status! Now bend over.

You, gene, are in a whole other category ;-) Only in the best way of course. This is SO you:

LOL just five? Watching it is mesmerizing (magnetizing, even!. Ha! *pun*). It's so methodical and rhythmic. Break off a set of twelve (six from the top strip and six from the bottom strip), split them in half and stack to make a two-layer hexagon.

A while back a few ASMR videos came and I couldn't find one that I liked- http://www.fortressnyc.com/forum/topic/7524-your-fetish-porn/page-3?hl=cleaning BUT I finally did! The video and audio satisfies OCD, tactile, and ASMR needs all at once. I could fall asleep listening to the audio on infinite loop. It's kind of long, but you get the idea. Skip to the end for the finale LOL

Permission is always nice.

Please let me watch. I promise not to save you

Korean men have been trained to respond to Emotional Domination via Aego.

So cute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ-6bH2jSjs

You guys are looking at it all wrong. I say the "artist" is a self-medicating nympho who was meth addled at the time this piece of accidental art was created. You see, due to her meth use she is unable to find a partner who doesn't look diseased or one that doesn't think she is. Yes even meth addicts have standards of self preservation, yet not enough foresight to invest in a dildo that would last more than a day (at least given her level of use). Anyhooo... Befitting a junkie she had been awake for almost 3 days earlier and finally woke up from 20 hours of slumber in a fiendish mood yet again. Having fucked her last dildo into pieces and depleted her meth supply 4 days ago, she had no choice but to start working on the heap of un-hemmed garments in need of her seams. Unable to find her pincushion in the disarray of her apartment, she grabbed the closest thing to her, an old discolored dildo. Voila!

Its on OK cupid

OMG I saw this commercial the other night and immediately understood why a unicorn was used. Loved the sponsors too LOL

Assuming we are talking about the same slave won at said auction... Test Answer Sheet 01-B 02-D 03-C (just a bow tie ;-)) 04-B 05-D ("replaceable") 06-D 07-B 08-C 09-D 10-B 11-B 12-C 13-C 14-D (I'm all about that eyeball freedom- "give us eye free") 15-D (for an incorrectly phrased question- "taking" is more accurate) 16-A (to start, then C (kiss them), D (lick them), repeat) 17-D 18-B (D (loaned/rented to friends) if they wanted to, C (degraded for amusement) when warranted, A (locked in room) as punishment) 19-D (until he begged to eat it, then C) 20-A (in the words of the forgotten drug addled patricidal cross dresser: "ain't nothing like the real thing baby")