Mistress Kang

Wonder what he did. She's calling him all sorts of names, telling him to "kneel!" and "eat shit, pook gai!", "don't touch me!", and "I told you to get out of the way!". Seems like she's innately directing her blows to his head and neck area. And he's not begging her to stop beating him, he's begging her not to leave (him). He must be at least 5% dumber after those kicks and blows the concrete. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trCZ11za51k

I'm liking some of the undertones LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziev9zJdOVU

I *know* right??!! She gets the Egyo Award. If I had one I'd say "she gets the sausage" LOL What is the opposite of that? "she gets the muff"??

If I'm being honest, I posted that with you in mind and am glad you liked it ;-) but I'm going to play it cool with this gif-reply (but also because I've stumbled upon a treasure box of gifs): http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8CG3tkGTK_U/Um0xNO_U6BI/AAAAAAAAOfQ/YhdLlnoJFVk/s1600/Song-Jieun.gif

Topic Killer http://31.media.tumblr.com/3a1031c9773bc995c11956b86e02c73d/tumblr_mnb4xk9uy11s4hdbzo1_r2_400.gif

= LADYBABY (of course..??) The contrast of it all makes me want a "Ladybeard" for myself! http://www.weirdasianews.com/2015/09/15/a-five-year-old-girl-who-needs-a-razor-and-can-kick-butt/

The opposite-

She is adorable, belongs in my pocket.

I see the Thai appeal. I think she's speaking Thai here (is she?)? I like her technique though ;-)

http://www.nickstember.com/chinese-star-wars-comic-part-1-6/

Is there a particular Asian language that you find uber sexy? Does it make you melt like a roll of nickels in your pants pocket? What about Asian accents (when speaking English)? That seems like a different thing altogether... It's hard for me to know what Cantonese sounds like to "foreign" ears because I can't not understand it and only hear it for the sounds. I like the way Korean sounds, it sort of rolls off your tongue. To me, Vietnamese sounds like what I imagine most Chinese dialects sound like to non-speakers.

What?!? No LOL Just because she's Chinese and speaks English with a British accent? *siigh* FYI she doens't speak Canto with a Brit accent durr manpeach ;-)

Safeword! Tones and all!

I've known about this forever but have only recently been able to find a video to share ;-) Gogogogogogogogogogogogoogogo

Never been feminized? Like not even by your own doing? I have so many questions too LOL Plus one important one- what do you think of my "Secret Gym"? ;-)

Me too. At least he seems like a *real* person..

You sound like you don't like him LOL This is a few years old but still good (skip to 1:03 for the part about Trump):

I can't find it now but there was one YT comment that said his lips are so pink and tight it looks like a butthole ;-)

So ridiculous it's laughable:

Link stopped working ;-( Here's another link to that vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPU2cVdFAX8

I've heard of it but I feel like it's not really true. The Irish dudes I like are all packing 9+ ;-)

I wonder if they are bruised and what their junk looks like underneath that protective blended layer of spandex/cotton.

AHAHAHHAAAA!!! OMG I love this video and their display of enginuitivity. No grimaces of pain or hesitation.

Ha! I'm so terrible... BTW, I've started watching...