Mistress Kang

That was me..make it Guest-friendly ;-( Use your imagination LOL

Wish I could see the unedited version of this exchange. I bet Conan seems a lot more weird and cookey in person. Please find that love stick for me online! I must have it!

Look! *She* has a love-stick TOO! ;-) https://youtu.be/bt90VCye6Vk?t=3m35s

Side note: Personally I prefer 8+ inches, speaking as a size queen as well.

3 and 5 inch tall heels- what a "sensible" sissy. Leave the 6 inches and taller heels to us ;-)

But if you want the relationship to go further than it has then it's not platonic ;-(

Like good attorneys I welcome you all to take advantage of my loosely defined query. All of your answers have been eye opening and allowed me to extrapolate, so THANK YOU :-) And yes Dannyboy, your final paragraph is what I'm looking for.

Smart puppy.

I can see how a relationship with a narcicist can be appealing to you but also ultimately short lived. In a way, in that relationship at least, you're being somewhat of a narcicist too. Are you currently still in those relationships? If not why did they end?

I mean between a man and a woman who are straight (or bi), or a man and a man or woman and woman who are gay (or bi).

Get out of your head!!!! LOL

'That's right, how dare you! He's a much smaller design, like a cock holster!'

Why the whartenburg??

Everything you've been waiting for: http://fortressnyc.com/players/mistress_von_dietz See? Told you. Aren't you a happy camper for listening to me...pitching your own tents and all!!

Are you summarizing your relationships as ticking time bombs?

This is a fresh perspective and setting expectations is a great way to put it.

Ah well 2 out of 4.

Here are my guesses: Mistress Rey: Sex Swing Mistress Katz: The Whip Mistress Zito: Hitachi Magic Wand Mistress Von Dietz: Sex Swing Laaaayydeeezzz???

ANALLY! Duuuhhh..

Archer was an awesome show- there needs to be more!! Pam reminds me of Jillian from Workaholics if she were more aggressive. What a great human punching bag Woodhouse makes. That's really interesting that you have female friends you don't want to fuck. Do you know if they want to perhaps gingerly jump your bones? LOL I NEED TO KNOW!!! Fuckbuddies are available a dime a dozen- is Tinder still a thing?

I would agree with your POVs point for point. None of those are truly platonic relationships- I don't even think your last example would qualify because the glue to those relationships would not be friendship. Ehh, it's purely an academic affirmation.

That was actually a very sad and honest reveal. So basically you're saying platonic relationships DON'T exist. A negative POV is "all you have is nothingness" A positive POV is: you will have room in your head for new possibilities. I say "head" and not "life" because everything starts and ends in your head, not your "life".

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!! Unless you're saying that that was your results? LOL

I can see that...secret agent man.

You are definitely the whip! 100%.