Mistress Kang

"Your words, my mind. They slap against each other like waves of “What the fuck?”. Your imagery is like a bus driving to space. The passengers are bad ideas, pointlessness and self-congratulation. Your words are unnecessarily long, dull daggers. I don’t know what you learned in dagger school, but you treat your poetic license like a transgender Thai hooker, doing with it as you please. You’re a diplomat- smuggling Krugerrands into the country. Consider your poetic immunity revoked." Thank you, Eugene Mirman.

Truly a laugh-out-loud experience (re: dentures- of course).

ACK! Yes I can. Why did I do that.

I can't even imagine sex with that.

OMG is your avatar from Human Centipede? Few actors can embody the creepiness he so naturally oozes.

Youtubing @ 3am = Epitome of Insomnia This video has at least five elements (off the top) of any good scene- -Element of Surprise -Value of a Lesson -Adoration Testing -A Bit Incestuous (for all you Freudians out there LOL) -Roleplay

Holy Crappola- "A.P." is really a THING! ASIAN POWER!!!

Mandarin Hip Hop Chick I think I her name is Double J and this song is called It's OK! She's pretty bad ass ;-)

Look what this thread has become LOL

I am unofficially declaring this to be the "Urban Asian Week"! Korean chick "Lil Cham"

I can always count on you to be exact with information ;-)

Where did you see tentacle porn in those videos? Are you missing your nun-cunt?

Watch it with closed captions you'll see that they are the "Underwater Squad" ie: Orca Ninjas (go rambo!)!, Killer Whales, etc.. Speaking of closed captions- I wish the world came in closed captions. Whenever I'm watching movies in a theater I find myself looking at the bottom of the screen for guidance..

Japanese Trap Moozak! They're all so delicious looking ;-)

Rice Boy Liu is in L.A. but Al Rocco is from Hong Kong but is now in Shanghai and singing about "that red money" (RMB)- The song is out, but I just can't find the rest of that video! Please help! LOL I'm getting into the Chinese New Year spirit!

My current China crush is this dude who raps in six languages- English, Chinese (Mandarin), Spanish, Russian, German and Korean. His name is Rice Boy Liu ;-) If you can understand what he's saying in Spanish, Russian, German or Korean, please TELL ME! ;-) He has another video rapping in twelve accents-

If i had to pick only one that was MOST disturbing, it would be this one: http://flavorwire.com/218138/polly-borlands-indescribably-creepy-smudge-photographs/9 It makes me audibly cringe every time.

How about this? NOT cute at all LOL http://flavorwire.com/218138/polly-borlands-indescribably-creepy-smudge-photographs

Like De Ja Vu LOL Non related pic:

Different generation, but Google is my friend ;-) What I find fascinating is the feelings or lack of towards iconic imagery and merch.

Rewatched Heathers for the umpteenth time for who knows why (grammar?). There was a sliver of a scene that I missed all those other times not sure if there was meant to be a connection but there was in my memory. The scene when Veronica stops Heather (the yellow one, "Tweety") from OD on a bottle full of pills- Veronica stomps on the pills in the bathroom floor which instantly unlocked the image of the infamous 80s "Cigarette Mash" commercial. Anyone else have generational imagery locked away in their head to share via YouTube? PS- Now I need a monocle. PPS- And a Big Fun tee-shirt.

Interesting read: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25617882?dopt=Abstract

Is it really? Neve heard that. I saw Leonard Cohen perform a few years ago at Radio City. The show was almost 4 hours long, I don't know how that man did it. I have to admit I nodded off several times ;-(

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