Mistress Kang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UER0kdrer00

I'm just in a really really energetic and silly mood today I can't stop. Look what's happening!!! OK well you can't see *me* but you WILL listen, watch and LIKE this:

I dunno. But I'm in a super good mood today and I haven't even hurt anyone yet! I'm feeling like I want to do a flying kick through the air and land in someone's neck ;-) Raise your dumbsticks if you agree!

I just watched the clip, but this is a must watch, same scene:

Believable films- My Left Foot with Daniel Day Lewis is pretty amazing. He's completely dedicated. I once heard he bleached his eyes to play hide and seek with his kid LOL I'm SERIOUS. Great scene (Eileen is his speech therapist):

I've heard that said about Fargo, and I liked it as a movie but it didn't wow me like the others I've listed. What did you like about Fargo so much? I was considering seeing Whiplash while its still in theaters, I like the experience ;-) btw, the movie title always reminds me of YOU WHIPLASH!!!!

You mean *I* not *me* right?!

When I top photographers, are their mental images of our session together better than others? When I top chefs, do they compare the taste of non-lubed rubbers and my spit to other things? When I top writers, do they mentally write and finish the story after one session together or more? When I top investment bankers, do they *value* our session differently than, say, a teacher, would? When I top entrepreneurs, do they critic/consider me as a business owner and/or a Domme? When I top retirees, does daydreaming about our session together count as work or leisure? That's all for now. I'll be kicking ass at 5:01pm.

Inherent Vice is hilarious!!!! Please look for the scene when they're riding in the cop car together and he's eating a popsicle. Can you guess which part of that scene had me laughing louder than anyone in the theater LOL

OHMYGOD, I love that movie but moreso because I LUST HARD for Michael Pitt ;-)

OMG! I just remembered a most HILARIOUS movie- GENTLEMEN BRONCO!! Has anyone seen it?? So off the wall, I love it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1161418/ Also, Grand Budapest Hotel and Inherent Vice were REALLY good. I want to know if anyone shares my opinion here? ;-) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2278388/ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1791528/

I like to restrain the hell out of packages too:

Shows in Japanese and Chinese porcelains too.

Factoid: Japanese art tends to favor asymmetry while Chinese art is all about the symmetry.

See, I hurt you because it will make us closer. http://www.newyorker.com/science/maria-konnikova/pain-really-make-us-gain

Christiane F. was a great movie. I like to watch everything with captions but I wish I understood German in case I missed any nuances. Tongs is also an all time favorite. It's impossible to find online! Watched it when I was in the 8th grade and everyone I knew was a psuedo gangster LOL Tongs clip: Kids is another movie I really liked. I saw it when it came out, I similar in age to the characters and they too were in NYC so it was very relevant to me, plus I LOVE skaters.

I too love Princess Bride! Way back..when Cary Elwes was still hot. More awesome dialogue:

Interracial Porn=Beastiality=Racism LOL I see how that can mix in with SVU You're all about high sodium and soft cheese. It's all coming together now LOL

Are those code words (I can't think of the word I want to use instead of "code words" right now- DARNNIT). Spicy Italian SAUSAGE and ALL you can EAT Sushi. Yum.

I'm only poking fun atcha ;-)

Hmm...sounds more like LYING LOL

I wonder if they would let me import a bunch on H-1B Visas? LOL (All the good stuff is up until 1:30) Sichuan girls kind of have a reputation for being a bit psycho- unlike us refined and business oriented Guangdong ladies ;-) http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XODU4ODE4MjE2.html

I LOVE my bed tent.

My guilty pleasure inside the Fortress is getting to put my hands on each side of a sub's head and then shake violently in the name of "doing whatever I want". My guilty pleasure outside of the Fortress is cocooning in my onesie PJs and then curling up inside my bed-tent and binge watch on Netflix or Hulu with big box of coconut water and Goldfish crackers (must be WHOLE WHEAT not because it's the "healthier" but because they're crunchier ;-)).

What do you think this song means? There's a blurb about the origin and artist for some help. I have as much of a clue as you all do. Halp!