Mistress Kang

I still think if it doesn't come from a bad place then it's OK. A certain amount of prejudice keeps us alive for example I must pre-judge how long I can sit on or squeeze a head otherwise there won't be anything left to play with.

I once had a roommate who was Black and Korean (war baby). We lived on the 1600 block of Washington Street in South Beach. Whenever I think of her I imagine her dressed in the outfit she wore when we first met- a cropped spaghetti strap tank top and a long wrap skirt. She was really beautiful and brown, like a cuter real life version of the cartoon Pocahontas. She'd come home late from working as a hostess at Benihana and sit by the window looking really sad with the phone in her lap (B.C.- before cells) for HOURS, chain smoking while waiting for her meathead "boyfriend". Sean worked as a bouncer at a some bar on Ocean Drive, he only wore cut off jean shorts (aka pun pun shorts) because his thighs were so incredibly huge they didn't fit normal pants LOL On a good night he'd call and tell her he's on his way over which launched Pocahontas bouncing off the walls. She'd zip around the apartment doing last minute preening, looking in the mirror, talking to herself in excitement and nervousness. But he always took FOREVER so these waits were peppered with shorter, more anxious chain smoking sessions while she looked out the window. She reacted to the sound of his car driving up our dead quiet block at dawn like a racer would a starter pistol. He NEVER came into the apartment or even got out of his car. Nope. She'd sprint down the stairs, hop in his car and come back up after about 15 minutes drunk from her daily (nightly?) protein injection, definitely "per os" because Sean was too big to move that quick or in a car LOL Black Koreans...

Every contact I got in SZ looked like one and half phone numbers + QQ... And doesn't it seem like ALL Asian people have the SAME handwriting?? LOL It's easier to remember numbers in Chinese than English, I think it has something to do with the tones. Probably the equivalent to a limerick or something?

My Chingrish of Day: Fortress is good for healthy.

Oh my god too good and SO freaking true! Like ALL of them. Chinese dude asks Foreign chick "Are you Russian? How much do you cost?" Laughed so hard.

Rmb is the China Dollah (Yuan) LOL

If you go to China the locals are just as clueless and annoying to foreigners but with much less tact LOL For example: QUOTE OF DAY (Asian girl to Black guy): "If you are eating chocolate how do you know when to stop?" Bwaahhahahaaa

Nah, it doesn't come from a bad place, just easy to make fun of you for, snowman! ;-)

I thought the same thing at the end (do two halves make a whole?! LOL) Asian Halfies are cute as hell. What's the most unusual Asian Halfie combo you've encountered?

I'll bring flip flops, you bring your head.

Wonder what he did. She's calling him all sorts of names, telling him to "kneel!" and "eat shit, pook gai!", "don't touch me!", and "I told you to get out of the way!". Seems like she's innately directing her blows to his head and neck area. And he's not begging her to stop beating him, he's begging her not to leave (him). He must be at least 5% dumber after those kicks and blows the concrete. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trCZ11za51k

I'm liking some of the undertones LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziev9zJdOVU

I *know* right??!! She gets the Egyo Award. If I had one I'd say "she gets the sausage" LOL What is the opposite of that? "she gets the muff"??

If I'm being honest, I posted that with you in mind and am glad you liked it ;-) but I'm going to play it cool with this gif-reply (but also because I've stumbled upon a treasure box of gifs): http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8CG3tkGTK_U/Um0xNO_U6BI/AAAAAAAAOfQ/YhdLlnoJFVk/s1600/Song-Jieun.gif

Topic Killer http://31.media.tumblr.com/3a1031c9773bc995c11956b86e02c73d/tumblr_mnb4xk9uy11s4hdbzo1_r2_400.gif

= LADYBABY (of course..??) The contrast of it all makes me want a "Ladybeard" for myself! http://www.weirdasianews.com/2015/09/15/a-five-year-old-girl-who-needs-a-razor-and-can-kick-butt/

The opposite-

She is adorable, belongs in my pocket.

I see the Thai appeal. I think she's speaking Thai here (is she?)? I like her technique though ;-)

http://www.nickstember.com/chinese-star-wars-comic-part-1-6/

Is there a particular Asian language that you find uber sexy? Does it make you melt like a roll of nickels in your pants pocket? What about Asian accents (when speaking English)? That seems like a different thing altogether... It's hard for me to know what Cantonese sounds like to "foreign" ears because I can't not understand it and only hear it for the sounds. I like the way Korean sounds, it sort of rolls off your tongue. To me, Vietnamese sounds like what I imagine most Chinese dialects sound like to non-speakers.

What?!? No LOL Just because she's Chinese and speaks English with a British accent? *siigh* FYI she doens't speak Canto with a Brit accent durr manpeach ;-)

Safeword! Tones and all!

I've known about this forever but have only recently been able to find a video to share ;-) Gogogogogogogogogogogogoogogo

Never been feminized? Like not even by your own doing? I have so many questions too LOL Plus one important one- what do you think of my "Secret Gym"? ;-)