Mistress Kang

I like to think that I can tell the difference between accents from Long Island, Brooklyn, Staten Island, Queens, The Bronx and Jersey. I'm not as discerning with international accents, but I can definitely tell if a person is a native Mandarin or Cantonese speaker by the way they speak English. Isn't it weird how British people lose their accents when they sing (ie: George Michael)?? Come play some more games with me! Do You Have A New York Accent? http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_have_a_new_york_accent My Results: (85% = Somewhat) What Is Your Dialect Map? http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0 My Results: (Area of NY, Yonkers and Jersey City) Which American Accent Do You Actually Have? http://www.playbuzz.com/benjaminbirely10/which-american-accent-do-you-actually-have My Results: North Eastern accent

I've always thought that I good at good at distinguishing accents. Sometimes I like to guess whether or not an actor (on the big moving-pictures-box) is hiding their native accent. I've correctly guessed that Andrew Lincoln (Sheriff's Deputy on The Walking Dead), Rose Byrne (Ellen Parsons on Damages) and Charlie Hunnam (Jackson aka Jax on Sons of Anarchy) were all faking an American accent. http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliafurlan/red-leather-yellow-leather My Results: 9 Questions = 6 Correct (3 Incorrect) Guess The Accent- http://qz.com/259129/quiz-can-you-guess-the-accent/ My Results: 12 Questions = 9 Correct (3 Incorrect) Now it's your turn!

Those boy-shorts are cute, but would be sort of like Captan Obvious' cape. Also- I never have the problem of discovering too late. I operate like a court of law, all discoveries must be presented before trial.

I am indeed. These statements are absolutely true: Gene is very BIG. Genes are very very small. Gene is teeny-tiny. LOL

Love the Space Odyssey reference. Winner is HAL9000: "I thought you GNU" LOL FYI Waldo runs on Linux too!

...that I've named it MicroSoft. Ha. Beat that. No, I really mean it. BEAT THAT MICROSOFT. Ok, now that you've "beaten that", let's hear what you've got ;-)

I'll slap you with a wave of WTF. LOL ;-)

I've seen another video similar to this one, but I can't find it on YT. I thought I was clicking on a video tutorial on how to dye a wig (for no purpose, really) and it turned into a splosh fest also. The end of the video showed a plastic baby doll taped to the ceiling. At least that's what I remember...

I'm apprehensive of clicking on another of his videos, what if they are all like that? LOL

What did I just find?! It was just playing in the background and his voice was getting annoying but then I started listening to what he was saying and it's just hilarious. I'm enjoying the natural and casual tone of his monolog and LOVING the surprisingly legitimate explanations for WHY EVERYTHING. The good stuff is really just 1:02 - 5:45, if you can stand it or are curious (and like torture LOL) the rest isn't half bad.

"Your words, my mind. They slap against each other like waves of “What the fuck?”. Your imagery is like a bus driving to space. The passengers are bad ideas, pointlessness and self-congratulation. Your words are unnecessarily long, dull daggers. I don’t know what you learned in dagger school, but you treat your poetic license like a transgender Thai hooker, doing with it as you please. You’re a diplomat- smuggling Krugerrands into the country. Consider your poetic immunity revoked." Thank you, Eugene Mirman.

Truly a laugh-out-loud experience (re: dentures- of course).

ACK! Yes I can. Why did I do that.

I can't even imagine sex with that.

OMG is your avatar from Human Centipede? Few actors can embody the creepiness he so naturally oozes.

Youtubing @ 3am = Epitome of Insomnia This video has at least five elements (off the top) of any good scene- -Element of Surprise -Value of a Lesson -Adoration Testing -A Bit Incestuous (for all you Freudians out there LOL) -Roleplay

Holy Crappola- "A.P." is really a THING! ASIAN POWER!!!

Mandarin Hip Hop Chick I think I her name is Double J and this song is called It's OK! She's pretty bad ass ;-)

Look what this thread has become LOL

I am unofficially declaring this to be the "Urban Asian Week"! Korean chick "Lil Cham"

I can always count on you to be exact with information ;-)

Where did you see tentacle porn in those videos? Are you missing your nun-cunt?

Watch it with closed captions you'll see that they are the "Underwater Squad" ie: Orca Ninjas (go rambo!)!, Killer Whales, etc.. Speaking of closed captions- I wish the world came in closed captions. Whenever I'm watching movies in a theater I find myself looking at the bottom of the screen for guidance..

Japanese Trap Moozak! They're all so delicious looking ;-)

Rice Boy Liu is in L.A. but Al Rocco is from Hong Kong but is now in Shanghai and singing about "that red money" (RMB)- The song is out, but I just can't find the rest of that video! Please help! LOL I'm getting into the Chinese New Year spirit!