Mistress Kang

Ohgoddammit LOL It took three reads on three separate days to see it! OMG.. Someone needs glasses- ANUBIS! (are you wondering what you did wrong?)

When I was a kid it was a rice paddy hat, popcorn with chopsticks and Sunday morning Kung-Fu flicks squatting on my bamboo bed.

I like thinking about how they stuck a wiener inside a yellow balloon before they circumcised it. You know, so we can see how exposed the wiener is post-tip-snip.

So your list of "Favorite Activities" would look like: 3- [blah blah blah] 2- Busting Balls 1- Watching Saturday morning cartoons in bed with bowl of Coco Puffs

You can be one of the cows!!! How do you look in black and white? How about brown and white? All black? All brown? PURPLE COW! Done!

hey wayne! Given the nature of your user-pic I've been erring on the side of caution but since you've made it a point of conversation ;-) What I like most about your pic is that it is UNIQUE in many ways including context and subject. You've chosen a very honest and unfiltered approach which not many others have. Mistress Kang approves ;-)

You said it ('cause you know it) like a poet ;-) Thank you for the KKind words ;-) It was beautifully written and even more intimately honest. PS I like your user-pic! New? Very cool..

This thread did its job, just a weird off topic on topic topic lol. Sorry if it got rude let's blame that on the internet's lack of ability to show me laughing all the while. pee snow friends uncle fester drunk bricks a gumless jeriko red kitty gummies tv show the end

HA

WTF perv

I like to let things sit and fester sometimes too.

...are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear. That's why I pee in slave-toilets.

It's a Lu-valanche!!! Har. Har. I'm swimming in the likes of Lu thanks to her flurry of candid pics!! YaYerZ :-) So...here is my "Post-Lu-valanche-Realization": "Vivi" Lu is a doggelganger for Kiko Wu is a doggelganger for Vivi Lu is a doggelganger for Kiko Wu is a doggelganger for Vivi Lu... You'll have to do your own research (aka stalking LOL) online... But does anyone else think so too???

Thanks for the great review of your session with Mistress Tran and Mistress Zhao, I enjoyed reading it very much ;-) Quote of the day LOL "My Mistresses totally ignored me- YAY!"

Cupcakes, muffins, cookies, balloon knots... Reminds me of this thread all over again LOL http://www.fortressnyc.com/forum/topic/7248-breasts-vagina-penis-anus/?hl=%2Bballoon+%2Bknot&do=findComment&comment=40022

I love analogies. Let's imagine comparing domination styles to baking. I, for example, might like to use more sugar in my cupcakes than, say, Mistress Zhao who might like to go heavier on the vanilla ;-) While we're using different combinations/amounts of the same ingredients, our cupcakes are all slammin! So how do you choose which cupcake to be stuffed with, without knowing what they taste like?? You could always go by reviews, presentation, and your personal preference. Or do a blind eenie-meenie-miney-moe like jpcpat suggested ;-) I think I pretty much said the same thing as everyone who replied in this thread. You just want someone to push you over the edge so you can fall into a huge pit of cupcakes don't you? LOL

LOL We are like two molecules traveling along the same wavy-wave-length, once in a while I like to knock you of it and laugh at you ;-)

Stranger Danger. No.

Ok one more. He's got a whole freaking photo set!!

All this talk of petting and ponies...

You're right, the "feel" of MMA vs. Boxing is very different. To me it seems like boxers are handled like prized ponies by their "bosses" and MMA is like a boys fight club with a set of unspoken inside rules. I'm glad we at least agree that boxing is in reality much more savage than MMA is though. Tyson is awesome, he's misunderstood. I want to pet him really hard. I'll lure him with a big steak...

Amateur. Super glue and an ice pic to stop those big glassy eyes from glaring at me while I do my thing.

That's why.

There are a few dickheads in MMA, Tito Ortiz is known for his sore-loser and cocky-winner behavior. I totally agree with you about Boxers being used but I think that can be said about so many other fame-money-business-relationships. Was there something else you didn't like about MMA? Boxers are only one of the many athletes that are roid-heads. Although I can't think of a Boxing incident similar to Lesner's I'm sure I can find at least one if I looked. I like Mike Tyson- even though he's been painted by the media as a crazy woman beating rapist.