Mistress Kang

Totally obsessed with fight footage. Found this compilation of KO-Fails. #5 had me cracking up for a full minute. #4 is good. #2- when all else fails, dick punches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJzY6UjCmIY

The Tank is sad in a hot way :-)

Cauliflower ears, crooked noses, and a face like a old leathery baseball mitt are all badges of hotness ;-) Throwback! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmK_FeT1w1g The Tank vs. Kimbo!!

(DAAAAWWWWWGGGG) (it. is. seen. paul.) (...when you give a mic..) (Let's all detotated wam!)

MMA is a much more humane sport than Boxing. MMA fighters are also (generally) very humble. MMA fights allow the fighters to tap out. Boxing requires the fighters to keep going until one of them is basically unconscious from being punched in the face. What about other sports like Football? There is "violence" in Football, Soccer, Ice Hockey...which is for the most part unsanctioned.

Definitely their objectification, being put on display and "quality-checked". I like seeing their personalities in their short lived moment of bravado because there's only one winner. Most of them wear more than one shirt to the weigh-ins, sometimes even more than one pair of pants/shorts. It's probably just an advertising ploy, but I still love how they always deliberately take off one layer at a time, even when it's obvious it'd be easier to take them all off at once.

My newest fad is watching fight weigh-ins. I LOVE watching MMA weigh-ins, Boxing (weigh-ins) are OK too. I love how they get super leaned out for the weigh in and then swell back up for the fight ;-) Yummmmz... All time faves: Brock Lesner is a big boy *siiigh* (6'3" 265lb) He is a cutie: Little off topic, but good stuff: Remix (starts @ 3:41)

Top Row is correct and correct! Middle Row is all wrong ;-( Bottom Row is correct, incorrect, incorrect! Ha- middle left isn't me!

My god you suck at this game. Let's make sure you know your LEFT from your RIGHT. Your left hand is the one I smack you with. Your right hand is..I don't want to say. OK it's the one I punch you with.

That is INCORRECT on both counts! Booo.... I'm booing you off the stage and throwing rotten tomatoes.

That's right Wayne! mZ's slender feet and toes are very recognizable too!

That is correct! Even I can recognize her cute little toes LOL So freaking small!!!

How perfectly said. Ditto on that! LOL

Somebody's been messing with my little man...AHEM!

So...no guesses people?? I'll even label the positions for your guessing pleasure... Top Row- Left, and Right Middle Row- Left, and Right Bottom Row- Left, Middle, and Right That's seven right there. Let's start with this: Am I in that circle? If so, which one am I??

This is a much more fun question to answer LOL I think I like this answer for for both questions though:

Ok..ok..not actually feet "pics", more like one pic of many Mistress' feet! Guessing game time! Name these toes! (such a perfect circle)

What?! You were going to give him oral?!

"The Little Man In The Fortress Cage: Who Is He?" I don't know who he is but he is very quiet. He obediently stays completely still even though he's not bound. Before the gag was permanently affixed to his smooth skin, he had a big shiny white smile. Recently I took him out to play and trussed him up Shibari style before confining him to his position by the edge of the cage again. I don't know if he has a family or if loved ones are looking for him. One morning I think I found evidence of a rescue attempt. The cage was no longer hanging, instead it sat on the floor with the door partially open! But our little Fortress man was still inside standing quietly, clinging on to the bars of the cage. Maybe it wasn't a botched escape, or maybe he has resigned to his life as the Fortress' captured plaything. It's been eight years since I covered up that toothy grin on his shiny face with a single strip of black leather.

Are you serious or just kidding?? I can't tell!!!

Thank you, charliebrown for being so cucumber-cool about everything ;-) It was very satisfying to read about how much you enjoyed playing with Mistress Tran and Mistress Fei too!

Hey charliebrown ;-) Yay! I'm so glad to hear it! Hurry back before you're gone again..!

You're doing it wrong! LOL

This is a new session-game-show "Naaaame That Flavor!".