Mistress Kang

Another thread revival, pumping life into the withering... I've never been so turned on LOL

Giving this thread a boost simply because I found this pic online and it's my definition of a dream car LOL It's literally a FREAKING *DOT* of a vehicle LOL LOOK AT IT!!!

This one makes me feel uncomfortable just watching Cesar Gracie getting all weirded out by the interviewer's gushing.. (@ 1:59)

I watched some of her interviews and she seems very "normal" like a cool chick ;-) I like how she talks about side boob and doubling up on bras here LOL

The girl in the beginning of the Big Butts video that says "OMG Becky"- doesn't she look like the chubby girl in Silence of the Lambs? It puts the lotion in the basket. I like this remix. You get a little bit of everything, hence re-MIX!

Lil annoying??????

How cool is this! http://3dprint.com/24732/3d-printed-male-chastity/ I had 3D printed my head! It's kind of cool, I chose yellow LOL It's tiny though, like only two inches tall. Hey, probably not far from the size of your chastity device ;-) In case you don't remember this: http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:39217

Complimentarily, very LOL

From the beginning of time it seems people sing about three things- their wealth (cash, riches, etc), their power (physical, sexual), and love (of all kinds).

It's Lil WAYNE!!! LOL Like it matters LOL And they are always dressed "that way". So bad.

Anaconda is catchy because it's a remake! Or did you know that? It was before your time maybe LOL

LOL good one. Don't stop!

"How do you like them apples" One of my elementary school teachers used to say that all the time. Was over my head at the time. I just thought she was a weird white lady who kept Kleenexes in her sleeves. That's THE knife. No plate because I cut this "at the office" (LOL) I wasn't about to carry a plate to work with me- that' just *weird* and I'm no weirdo. Just the exciting parts, ready? Getting closer... So delicious, smell my burp. Two paper towels because the first one is for the fruit-remnants ;-)

Reminds me of this bit (especially @ 7:13 - 7:30)-

So what if they call him "Cock Chestner". He's freaking MASSIVE it doesn't even matter. This video is awesome because of Joe Rogan's instinctive reaction to "Big Boy" hulking out at the camera LOL I also like it because "Big Boy" is 266#, one whole pound heavier in this weigh-in ;-) Man crush with me, it's Wednesday- he must eat like three steaks in one sitting!

THREAD REVIVAL!!! I've been perving all over the place. The supermarket, the internet, umm...yeah, those two places. Re-watched the first two videos I posted, only for the second time. So disappointed to learn that "Big Boy" and "Cutie" have both retired, Dana White is such a dick for badmouthing fighters when they leave UFC. Now what will I do with the rest of my Man-Crush-Tuesday? On wait, it's already 47 minutes into my Man-Crush-Wednesday! YAY!

Soo Consulincitatus, do we get to see this "checklist" of yours? :-)

Like you just can't control yourself so you make your way behind the deli counter to slice that big ol' melon in half and stick yourself in it? I once heard a joke about how hard it is to break the seal on a new jar of peanut butter with a hard-on. Funny stuff.

Oooh, yea, you in a produce apron with that fat black marker in hand, UNCAPPED. Got me creaming just typing this. (Now don't you go stealing my copy LOL)

Me myself I use chopsticks. They're slippery little suckers, improves my death grip ;-)

And a fork.

That would be the weirdest way for a possible co-worker to identify you on this forum LOL

Remember I wrote about a dog collar that I made? Here's a pic of it: Here's me and that canine: Isn't so cool? :-)

I love green apples. But I can't bite directly into them because that triggers my OAS. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_allergy_syndrome That's OK because I have a whole ritual for eating green apples. I like the ones that are crispy, not "dusty" ("dusty" means when you bite into it it feels like it's breaking into dust sized crumb pieces). I always use the same knife and same plate. After I wash it, I dry it with two paper towels and lay it on the plate with them. 1- Remove sticker. 2- Wash thoroughly especially the "butt" and stem (remove) area. 3- Cut in half, then cut halves into thirds. 4- Peel each third and cut out the center part (core, seeds). 5- Slice each third into thirds (LOL). Sometimes I'll eat as I'm cutting, sometimes I'll cut everything and then eat the slices uninterrupted. Not like I'm counting or anything, but there are 18 slices to be precise ;-) Anyway, I was out of green apples the other day. So I went to Hong Kong Supermarket to get more and automatically went into produce-perv-mode. Haven't you ever done that?

Interesting this is on your mind. Does it relate to a recent event/encounter in your life? I see you're on FetLife, personally, that's always been a frustrating experience, unfulfilling. Can you please answer your own question? I'm happy to continue with my own answer in the same vein.