Mistress Kang

Ha! Same here ;-)

I've seen shoes with *no* heels but I don't think I've ever seen shoes with *two* heels- cool!

I'll have to speak on Emma's behalf as I know she too appreciates the flattery all around :wink: Thank you from both of us! I stand behind Emma's recommendations with confidence and it's great to know they've been successful. We enjoy coordinating these "events" for the Mistresses and our Fortress subbies, novices and seasoned alike!

This was the third movie I ever saw in the theaters and I don't know WHY?!!. ET was the first movie I ever saw in the theaters (about 3-4 times), and Back to The Future was the second. Teen Wolf was the fourth. I don't remember anything after or before those four movies. Maybe my distaste (pun fun) for claymation originated from my viewing of that horrific "movie" (The Stuff)??

Krusty the Clown on The Simpsons is more similar to this character. Creepy to the 10th power:

Weird gross old claymation

Even worse when it's old claymation "eating"!!

Bllaaahh!! All those bananas and milk getting mushed around his by his flat beak! Something about watching old claymation that makes me feel "icky" for lack of a better word.

Yes, Mitochondrial-Oxidative-Damage-Preventative-Play- uber sexy.

It's all relative isn't it, and we're all just molecules... Your crush on Mistress Koi is no longer a secret and was very sweet to witness your little meltdown in her presence. However your huge meltdown was a much greater "exhibition" wouldn't you say? HA!!

This is a good thing of course LOL

Anubis I want to break you in half over the internet!! How can I do that?!!?? ;-D

Hi ShyGuy, hey I recognize that tortoise pic (haha) I loved reading that super long review. You are great with communicating what you want, and I guess you didn't realize that by doing so you were also revealing what you need ;-) I had so much fun, I'm not a foodie either and am still trying to figure out that flavor in the cold noodle dish!! Now I wonder what you would think if I told you that Mistress Zhao has a side of her that can more intense and less nurturing and I can be a version of good cop too? Does this totally blow your mind? LOL Of course revealing these other sides of ourselves are never a guarantee!

Awesome review, thanks jpcpat! Being a "fellow kinkster with AWESOME skills" and being a "professional mistress" are not exclusive of each other and Mistress Tran is certainly both! ;-)

I've been mesmerized by this Sesame Street clip for so long. This bird used to seem so much bigger to me, bigger than Big Bird. One thing though- I cannot STAND how he eats the cereal and bananas, and WITHOUT any utensil, and (ok two things) how his "teeth" look like sliced bananas!! WHY???!! Anyone else have nightmares of sliced bananas for bird teeth?

The path of the hole reveals itself. Sometimes it's all in the editing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zfJDhHb-EY *I think that's real piss at the end.

http://en.wikipedia....ki/Funky_Forest Found it- it's called Funky Forest!

Does this count as "BALL SLAMMING" video, purg?

At the start of my Youtube Hole-ing, I enter "weird videos" and THIS COMES UP third from top! I start playing and as soon as he reveals his..erm...*nipples* (?!???) I knew I had to share. I'm still watching as I type this. The chair- OMG, slimy... WATCH WITH ME!

Hey'all! I know that some of you are from out of town so I'm reaching out to you guys for some suggestions for places to visit in Boston? I'll be there for a show in November probably staying near or in the Theater District. The museums are already possibilities. Not much into the night life (NYC has that covered) but more interested in playing a bit of "educated tourist" LOL If you give me sucky-suggestions I'll make you pay for it with 40 BALL SLAMS! Thanks!!

http://www.mytwintasticlife.com/ The pics in this blog made me crack up. The last one #5- "Slamming Balls" is my favorite. I think I need to try that out with my next sub.

Hi there jeffkink! (sorry we had to slightly edit your post in pre-approval) Having read your post in it's original and entire form I do have a clear idea of your scene/interests. You are right, emailing to book is a good idea and of course feel free to use the Forum to gage what you want ;-) Let's see what you come up with!

OMG you are too much LOL That was a good one though ;-)

Now look what you did. I'm on a slapfest rampage on the internet god damn you. LOL "Yes I do"

Awesome video! I loved it!! Ok fave part @ 1:17 - 1:20 *slap-slap-BOP!* "Awwhh my gahhd"