Mistress Kang

NUGGETS!!!!!

Yes, Anubis, there IS a difference.

I would not have said semen.

Back from a short self-imposed Bikram retreat in Cali and it was pretty freakin’ awesome ;-) Ate super healthy, indulged in tons of arts and crafts (including making a colorful rope collar!), tried to learn how to rollerblade (note to self: next time wear more than just a shirt!- for safety reasons of course ;-)), met lots of interesting people at the gym and beach, and of course tons of Bikram!! Damn that plate is FULL mmm... Tried to make omelets (mushrooms, 3 colored mini bell peppers, broccoli, pepperoni) but it turned out to be..uhhm..not an omelet LOL Was going to blend a yogurt juice smoothie but ended up just giving it a good shake (pomegranate, acai, and carrot juices) and washing it down with a splash of that sweet white stuff. Yakult! It's in the pic, ya' pervs ;-) That “PBJ’s in the Sky” candid pic was a cheat day haha More pics later...MAYBE ;-)

Almost everything can be linked in this world. Fei, knowing your love of foreign films, have you even seen "Benny's Video"? It's very macabre and shows how the Internet/social media places can make people feel disconnected, even "protected" in a way. The entire movie is on YT for free. There isn't much dialog but it's in German with Spanish subtitles. Me fact: I love watching (and always do watch) shows with subtitles even if it's English to English. Whenever I go to the movies, I wish so badly for subtitles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMUkrSJNcfs

Do you really have a twin? REALLY?? If you do that is so weird! Twins are so strangely fascinating to me.

You know, I was thinking the same thing LOL

Quick search gave me this: And this: http://chinaadopttalk.com/2006/12/07/how-the-matching-room-works/

More on "doggleganger" LOL Actually, I've heard of this sort of "match up" used by Chinese adoption agencies so that the adoptive parents are more likely to love and care for their new child. Let me see if I can find something about it online.

Of course you didn't, but you're wondering! I'm only kidding, the internet is bad at conveying my *unique* brand of humor (I'm a little snowflake).

Ohgoddammit LOL It took three reads on three separate days to see it! OMG.. Someone needs glasses- ANUBIS! (are you wondering what you did wrong?)

When I was a kid it was a rice paddy hat, popcorn with chopsticks and Sunday morning Kung-Fu flicks squatting on my bamboo bed.

I like thinking about how they stuck a wiener inside a yellow balloon before they circumcised it. You know, so we can see how exposed the wiener is post-tip-snip.

So your list of "Favorite Activities" would look like: 3- [blah blah blah] 2- Busting Balls 1- Watching Saturday morning cartoons in bed with bowl of Coco Puffs

You can be one of the cows!!! How do you look in black and white? How about brown and white? All black? All brown? PURPLE COW! Done!

hey wayne! Given the nature of your user-pic I've been erring on the side of caution but since you've made it a point of conversation ;-) What I like most about your pic is that it is UNIQUE in many ways including context and subject. You've chosen a very honest and unfiltered approach which not many others have. Mistress Kang approves ;-)

You said it ('cause you know it) like a poet ;-) Thank you for the KKind words ;-) It was beautifully written and even more intimately honest. PS I like your user-pic! New? Very cool..

This thread did its job, just a weird off topic on topic topic lol. Sorry if it got rude let's blame that on the internet's lack of ability to show me laughing all the while. pee snow friends uncle fester drunk bricks a gumless jeriko red kitty gummies tv show the end

HA

WTF perv

I like to let things sit and fester sometimes too.

...are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear. That's why I pee in slave-toilets.

It's a Lu-valanche!!! Har. Har. I'm swimming in the likes of Lu thanks to her flurry of candid pics!! YaYerZ :-) So...here is my "Post-Lu-valanche-Realization": "Vivi" Lu is a doggelganger for Kiko Wu is a doggelganger for Vivi Lu is a doggelganger for Kiko Wu is a doggelganger for Vivi Lu... You'll have to do your own research (aka stalking LOL) online... But does anyone else think so too???

Thanks for the great review of your session with Mistress Tran and Mistress Zhao, I enjoyed reading it very much ;-) Quote of the day LOL "My Mistresses totally ignored me- YAY!"