Mistress Kang

Cupcakes, muffins, cookies, balloon knots... Reminds me of this thread all over again LOL http://www.fortressnyc.com/forum/topic/7248-breasts-vagina-penis-anus/?hl=%2Bballoon+%2Bknot&do=findComment&comment=40022

I love analogies. Let's imagine comparing domination styles to baking. I, for example, might like to use more sugar in my cupcakes than, say, Mistress Zhao who might like to go heavier on the vanilla ;-) While we're using different combinations/amounts of the same ingredients, our cupcakes are all slammin! So how do you choose which cupcake to be stuffed with, without knowing what they taste like?? You could always go by reviews, presentation, and your personal preference. Or do a blind eenie-meenie-miney-moe like jpcpat suggested ;-) I think I pretty much said the same thing as everyone who replied in this thread. You just want someone to push you over the edge so you can fall into a huge pit of cupcakes don't you? LOL

LOL We are like two molecules traveling along the same wavy-wave-length, once in a while I like to knock you of it and laugh at you ;-)

Stranger Danger. No.

Ok one more. He's got a whole freaking photo set!!

All this talk of petting and ponies...

You're right, the "feel" of MMA vs. Boxing is very different. To me it seems like boxers are handled like prized ponies by their "bosses" and MMA is like a boys fight club with a set of unspoken inside rules. I'm glad we at least agree that boxing is in reality much more savage than MMA is though. Tyson is awesome, he's misunderstood. I want to pet him really hard. I'll lure him with a big steak...

Amateur. Super glue and an ice pic to stop those big glassy eyes from glaring at me while I do my thing.

That's why.

There are a few dickheads in MMA, Tito Ortiz is known for his sore-loser and cocky-winner behavior. I totally agree with you about Boxers being used but I think that can be said about so many other fame-money-business-relationships. Was there something else you didn't like about MMA? Boxers are only one of the many athletes that are roid-heads. Although I can't think of a Boxing incident similar to Lesner's I'm sure I can find at least one if I looked. I like Mike Tyson- even though he's been painted by the media as a crazy woman beating rapist.

Totally obsessed with fight footage. Found this compilation of KO-Fails. #5 had me cracking up for a full minute. #4 is good. #2- when all else fails, dick punches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJzY6UjCmIY

The Tank is sad in a hot way :-)

Cauliflower ears, crooked noses, and a face like a old leathery baseball mitt are all badges of hotness ;-) Throwback! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmK_FeT1w1g The Tank vs. Kimbo!!

(DAAAAWWWWWGGGG) (it. is. seen. paul.) (...when you give a mic..) (Let's all detotated wam!)

MMA is a much more humane sport than Boxing. MMA fighters are also (generally) very humble. MMA fights allow the fighters to tap out. Boxing requires the fighters to keep going until one of them is basically unconscious from being punched in the face. What about other sports like Football? There is "violence" in Football, Soccer, Ice Hockey...which is for the most part unsanctioned.

Definitely their objectification, being put on display and "quality-checked". I like seeing their personalities in their short lived moment of bravado because there's only one winner. Most of them wear more than one shirt to the weigh-ins, sometimes even more than one pair of pants/shorts. It's probably just an advertising ploy, but I still love how they always deliberately take off one layer at a time, even when it's obvious it'd be easier to take them all off at once.

My newest fad is watching fight weigh-ins. I LOVE watching MMA weigh-ins, Boxing (weigh-ins) are OK too. I love how they get super leaned out for the weigh in and then swell back up for the fight ;-) Yummmmz... All time faves: Brock Lesner is a big boy *siiigh* (6'3" 265lb) He is a cutie: Little off topic, but good stuff: Remix (starts @ 3:41)

Top Row is correct and correct! Middle Row is all wrong ;-( Bottom Row is correct, incorrect, incorrect! Ha- middle left isn't me!

My god you suck at this game. Let's make sure you know your LEFT from your RIGHT. Your left hand is the one I smack you with. Your right hand is..I don't want to say. OK it's the one I punch you with.

That is INCORRECT on both counts! Booo.... I'm booing you off the stage and throwing rotten tomatoes.

That's right Wayne! mZ's slender feet and toes are very recognizable too!

That is correct! Even I can recognize her cute little toes LOL So freaking small!!!

How perfectly said. Ditto on that! LOL

Somebody's been messing with my little man...AHEM!

So...no guesses people?? I'll even label the positions for your guessing pleasure... Top Row- Left, and Right Middle Row- Left, and Right Bottom Row- Left, Middle, and Right That's seven right there. Let's start with this: Am I in that circle? If so, which one am I??