Mistress Kang

How perfect LOL Hair can be used as a garrote ;-) Just saying..

Happy Valentines! ~ Chinese Rapunzel ;-)

I LOVE IT!! OMG Phred, FUCKING HILARIOUS.

HA! I actually did think of you while making it LOL remembering how much you liked the other stuff :wink: You might be about the only one that appreciates this stuff as much, possibly more than, I do. BTW, did you look at the stuff in the box? A L L . H E L L O . K I T T Y . KITTY FACT: That calculator is a **VINTAGE KITTY ITEM** which I've owned since 1982! Must be powered by Hello Kitty's life-juice because I use it all the time and it hasn't died yet. I couldn't find it online anywhere, not to buy, not even a picture of another one! The closest ones that I did find were either the wrong color (not red and white) or did not have the "I CAN COUNT" printed under Kitty's head. KITTY REQUEST: As a fellow Kitty-Connoisseur, please, see if you can find what I cannot!!! On the back of the calculator it says "KT-8202". Unfortunately, a long time ago, for some unknown reason, I scratched the print off of the silver sticker on the back ;-( The S.E. No.?? KITTY THANKS: For all your efforts, feast your eyes and heart on this! More Vintage Kitty!! (Stuff on the Left side of pic) Found it rummaging through craptacular crap in the back of a second-hand shop. Quickly purchased it for all of a cold hard QUARTER :wink: Still in original box but was a bit smashed up, worn-looking. Vintage Kitty nonetheless! It's an eraser- puzzle set of 8 pieces in total, circa 1987. For the above portrait, Kitty is dressed in her stylish pink dress and plans to wear her blue one next time :wink: It makes me happy just to add to my ever growing collection but is otherwise completely useless LOL And the tiny little purple Hello Kitty box sitting next to- it's not-so-vintage, circa 2008. There were originally several tiny little® Hello Kitty erasers inside, which I can no longer find. Anyway, it is yet another happy addition to my collection *AND* it's USEFUL! YAY. I know await the findings of vintage Hello Kitty "I Can Count" Calculator Model KT-8202! Anyone??

Alright Mr. Magoo. Priceless.

Is that a cell phone he's holding?!

Sorry for not replying sooner to this thread! For future reference then, Xi'an Famous Foods in Chinatown is a must visit. http://xianfoods.com/menu/ They just started delivery service, but only their cold dishes. Stewed Pork Burger is good, if you like lamb the Spicy Cumin Lamb Burger too. And Stewed Oxtail Hand-Ripped Noodles. Spicy Cucumber Salad. All YUM. Dine in and listen to their "old-school" playlist ;-)

PS- See the little pink guy on the right? Reminds me of you, sod!

1- What?! I love me some AJ. 2- We make it all the time!! mJung has a secret penchant, something to do with bowls and never in the bathroom LOL

You are like a plain brown cardboard box. Empty. Un-pretty... I find you. Take you home. Make you pretty! Stick stuff on you, in you. Fill your emptiness!

Really? I didn't know that (about it only being Asians that take pics of their food), how strange LOL Over for dinner? Anytime. We'll watch this first, while you sit in a hot salty broth, I mean bath. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx4oWVw0lI4

LOL when I slam it into the pan it goes WHAAPPOAW!

YES! Just checked out her other stuff and there is definitely a theme going.

I don't know?! But it looks like something you'd squeeze out of a small hole ;-(

Visited MoMA the other day and saw this piece. Didn't take notice of the title but surely brought to mind one of mTran and mZhaos many penchants. Enjoy! LOL

VOILA!

ok ok...I did slap it around a bit LOL Threw it against the wall, watched it sliiiiide down then throw it in the pan!

Winter in NYC makes me want to cook more at home. Cold outside, old building with regulated heating... I have plenty of space heaters but cooking delicious food on the stove makes the heat seem less wasteful :wink: Not really BDSM related, but totally "Kang" related LOL Anyone want to see what the Kang is cooking? LOL Been taking pics of the food...weird. I know. Part of my feeding fetish I suppose. So hey, there you go, it IS related to BDSM in a way! HA! Not going to even wait for a response, posting what I can find because I've validated it as related to fetish, most importantly, MY fetish. with a cup of what looks like apple juice ;-P "Medley" LOL My cornbread is super sweet and moist :wink:

Hi Teddymishka! Cool, looking forward to it! ;-)

Maybe the simple answer is for every sub that quickly learns from his mistakes, there are two that are much slower on the uptake and three that just never quite learn. BTB is definitely one in three. ;-)

Most of our profile photos are pretty intimate in that regard and should answer your first question, no? Also, how many hairy Asian American women have you encountered? Luckily, we're just not that hairy to begin with. I, for one, don't grow any hair on my arms, and can count the number of hairs I have on my legs and both my underarms and still not reach 20. I hear Mistress Zhao plucks her underarm hair- that's how few there are LOL Plucking my underarms makes me cross-eyed and gives me a headache LOL To answer the second part of your question. Personally I prefer my subs to be shaven over furry. I believe the other Mistresses may not agree.

My, my, aren't we DEMANDING. When I say "we" I mean "you" as in "Howard". ;-) *big trumpets blaring* *scroll unrolls and hits floor* "Hear Ye! Hear Ye! I hereby forbiddeth thou, Howard, to submit thy requests of any kind without prior permission granted."

How exciting! Starting a life in a new country is a big deal, living in NYC is a dream for most. Lucky you ;-) Chelsea is one of the biggest supporters of Rainbow Pride. Some would say it's a "Little San Fransisco" maybe? What's wrong with living close to where you work? ;-) The F train would bring you *straight* from Chelsea to the front doors of the Fortress in minutes. I'd say the West Village is like "Chelsea-PLUS". Chelsea/Business in the front, West Village/Party in the back LOL Being in Chinatown means everything above 14th Street is considered "nosebleed turf". Forget about traveling to another borough! Manhattanites are so spoiled. Manhattan is approximately 2 miles East to West and about 12 miles North to South. Hemming and hawwing at the mere thought of having to transfer more than once on the subway or ride it for more than 20 minutes. Tribeca (Triangle Below Canal) does well in capturing the beauty of "Downtown NYC" but it comes with a pricey-tag. Seems there are more young/professional couples/families in the UWS (Upper West Side) whereas older/single/spawn-less reside in the UES (so it seems...). Hope that was a little bit helpful (?). It's weird because I don't really take advantage of the city on my own but when I have visitors I love playing tour guide LOL Let us know where you end up? Or at least where you're thinking of (ending up)? Good luck!

Aww...what a modest whore, far from what I recall ;-D I loved the review- thank you :wink: I'm sure you could tell that I had fun, tons of it! You were indeed willing and able to provide me with the satisfaction sought.

Howard- See? This is why such feats are not expected of you ("thinking"). There, there. *pat* *pat*