Mistress Kang

The path of the hole reveals itself. Sometimes it's all in the editing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zfJDhHb-EY *I think that's real piss at the end.

http://en.wikipedia....ki/Funky_Forest Found it- it's called Funky Forest!

Does this count as "BALL SLAMMING" video, purg?

At the start of my Youtube Hole-ing, I enter "weird videos" and THIS COMES UP third from top! I start playing and as soon as he reveals his..erm...*nipples* (?!???) I knew I had to share. I'm still watching as I type this. The chair- OMG, slimy... WATCH WITH ME!

Hey'all! I know that some of you are from out of town so I'm reaching out to you guys for some suggestions for places to visit in Boston? I'll be there for a show in November probably staying near or in the Theater District. The museums are already possibilities. Not much into the night life (NYC has that covered) but more interested in playing a bit of "educated tourist" LOL If you give me sucky-suggestions I'll make you pay for it with 40 BALL SLAMS! Thanks!!

http://www.mytwintasticlife.com/ The pics in this blog made me crack up. The last one #5- "Slamming Balls" is my favorite. I think I need to try that out with my next sub.

Hi there jeffkink! (sorry we had to slightly edit your post in pre-approval) Having read your post in it's original and entire form I do have a clear idea of your scene/interests. You are right, emailing to book is a good idea and of course feel free to use the Forum to gage what you want ;-) Let's see what you come up with!

OMG you are too much LOL That was a good one though ;-)

Now look what you did. I'm on a slapfest rampage on the internet god damn you. LOL "Yes I do"

Awesome video! I loved it!! Ok fave part @ 1:17 - 1:20 *slap-slap-BOP!* "Awwhh my gahhd"

*another one ;-) one is never enough LOL

Sissy housewife roleplay is one of my favorites!!! Once I sort of stumbled into it by accident. I was dressing my my hot hole of a sissy and threw an apron on her and from there the rest of the scene couldn't happen fast enough. My whore of a wife who spends all day preening then all night strutting up and down the block like her tail is for rent can't manage to cook a steak that doesn't taste like a tire. Scurrying around the room in her high heels trying to run away from me and my heavy handed paddle arm. She knew she'd have to clean up the broken plate and food off the wall and when she bent over she'd get "it".

Rusty, every time I scroll past your new user icon, it makes me miss you! SERIOUSLY! First of all, it's a damn cute picture! Secondly, it really resembles you figuratively and literally ;-) I hope to hurt you soon ;-)

Boo.. you called me Mistress "Kank" ;-( (lol) It's OK. Milk Duds are actually my favorite movie snack! You get a pass...

Makes me think of "wag the dog".

Oh noooos! I missed a game of "hide the sausage"?! Hmmm...or did I? LOL

Remember to brush yer jibs http://www.redditpic...-daily,1512643/ Yes I just did that to *your* eyes ;-)

LOL you all are hilarious. It's gotten so hot now, turning on the oven is like waging a temperature war with the AC. Like so many of you, I am a creature of habit, some good, mostly not. Although I may not eat it all, I do make the same thing for breakfast every time using the same utensils, pan, cups, and plates, etc. So a few months ago I did a little personal "Breakfast Blog" which I'll share with you all now. It gets a little boring but that's the idea!!

Cool, you all like my food *pics*. Now if I can only make the food taste as good ;-P I'm now serving some delicious bite size chocolate chip cookies for you to virtually indulge! LOL

Talking boobies! Doesn't get better than that LOL

I concur- Mistress Fei has an unexplained beauty which is something you can really only experience the affects of in person, to see her "animated" ;-) Cuteness and deviousness all rolled up into one voluptuous China Doll. Am I right fellas? LOL I feel like I'm running a damn sermon LOL

Thumbs up to getting you to *shudder* ;-D Actually that handheld you gave me does a nice job. So nice in fact I say we can call it "Waldo-Mini"! Yep. I'll make sure Waldo Mini is in-da-house when you are next ;-)

It hadn't occurred to me how many assumptions one subbie could make in one post. You "*think* it looks better"? How cute But the absolute side-splitter was your call on skipping the lumps at *your* discretion. H.A. Alright I kid... You get to have opinions today because, guess what, it's my birthday!! I know right? You'd think (since we're doing that today) that it would be the opposite, right?! LOL I like the Clam Case because it's laid out most similar to a Mac keyboard and I use Macs...and brave dildo-ery. (feeling silly today LOL)

Waldo is back! If you know Waldo, you are lucky and you know it (clap your hands). Visit again, come again...whatever they're saying these days. Oh and on a similar note (if you can catch the "similarity") my MacAir cloned itself!! LOL If you can identify that iPad Mini keyboard case I'll give you three lumps :wink: Collect anytime, by proxy at my discretion.

The old "might makes right". Agreed all the way!