Mistress Kang

Indeeed... Welcome to the conversation Captain Obvious ;-)

Last words: "I can't take anymore, I'm not a good pain slut" Bwaahhhahaa http://www.tube8.com/asian/mistresses-kang-ko-tran-and-zhao-of-fortressnyc-versus-candy/3485981/ I love the parts where we're all laughing together..at poor Candy. Q: Why did I name him Candy? A: Because he reminds me of a bracelet-candy

Have you all seen this? It's only like ten seconds long but it's sooo freaking hilarious!! First of all, the sound at the beginning is so squeaky LOL and then I'm pretty I lied about not doing it again...or at least I definitely thought about it. Does anyone know if I did? LOL http://www.clips4sale.com/preview/preview.php?id=7310548

Ha! I was waiting to see who would be the first to notice She's our newest Domina, still in training, once she's done training her profile will be available for everyone's eyes. But for now, only a few privileged subbies have had the opportunity to meet her in training sessions with Mistresses Zhao, Tran and myself. This group of "Kang's Select" I like to call them ;-) are super lucky because instead of the usual discounted rate, it's totally FREE to meet Mistress Eva Koi while she's training. Q: How do I enlist in "Kang's Select", you ask? A: Make a *positive* impression on a Fortress Player and your name will come up...eventually. Good subs are are always well rewarded. If you're a good sub, you'd know that! ;-) Q: How can I see a picture of Mistress Koi now? A: You can't! LOL Q: That's not fair Mistress! A: Yep.

Here's another one. Make sure you have the volume ON. It kind of gets stuck in your head.. http://www.doineedajacket.com/dinaj.asp?dinaj=KNYC

Anyone ever used this site? http://www.thefuckingweather.com/ It's actually useful LOL

You get two BIG cyber-head-pats for that one *PAT* *PAT* "twang" ha. Such a democratic distributor of limericks you are (says Yoda lol).

Happy "T-Day" To Everyone! Thursday Thanksgiving Turkey Day Take-Off-Work Day Tmall-Dude Day...LOL

Why can't you sissies be more like him?!?! Sheesh...

I'm just loving this article: http://offbeatchina.com/modeling-for-teen-girl-clothes-on-tmall-72-year-old-grandpa-from-becomes-internet-sensation Their clothes are kinda cute too...

Have you ever seen the movie, "Mr. Brooks"? Your closet reminds me of his lol http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/ I love that scooterer's BUTT!!!

LOL Do you eat whities for breakfast too? And what does "weird.(g)" mean? "Weird but good"??

Saw this video and thought of Zhao- she's always eating them whities and saving the yellows...because they're special!

Ever since I watched this video, every once in a while one of the comments posted below the video and that weird cartoon character's voice saying "tadoo!" comes to mind and makes me crack up LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfnCcciFJ3s&feature=related

During that expedition of mine, I came across at least 4 boxes of floppies and old towers with floppy inserts LOL My father was a computer programmer..

You wanted to surprise me at the end of the session? With what?!??

It's not all *that* new but still. Have you been honored with the experience yet? Photo Comment: Neato. I get a tiny thrill when I have one in my hand. The size, the shape, the options it offers, all the capabilities... DIP *and*/*or* SQUEEZE people! Accidentally discovered this video which just happens to compliment the very essence of this topic. SPOILER ALERT: He says his name at 4:15 mark. And then, "Burger. New York." LOL * * * WARNING: Will cost approximately 4.5 minutes of your life (no refunds lol). * * * [media=] [/media]

That one reminds of me of the nantucket one. there once was a man from nantucket his cock was so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

That's cute "bratting for a spanking". Should get a t-shirt printed like that for as your sub-uniform

All together now!

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Bradley- Not many people can open up about something so personal and private. To me you've always seemed to be a well-rounded individual...who likes being "under our feet" :wink: Overcoming such a traumatic event in your young life is doubly impressive because you did it on your own. You're like a math genius, turning a negative into a positive :wink: I appreciate your being considerate to the Forum's subject matter; to expect you to share more than you've already offered would insensitive. As for the "STFU moment"- Johnny and I have a brief history (restricted to the Forum) of his..incensant chatter, politely put LOL You and I have sessioned and knowing you'll be back soon gives me time to plan how I'd deal with you and much more creatively! (If you're ready to share more with us I do have an idea, it's unusual but not unprecidented. After talking face-to-face, and if everyone is comfortable with the it, perhaps it can be positively incorporate it into a scene? In any event, it's just an idea, for you to address ad lib.)

milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made stick your finger in the hole out comes a tootsie roll stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar stick it in all the way now you have a milky way!

This is sort of a continuation from the other "storm" threads... New Yorkers are unfamiliar with the slightest turbulence in weather. Of my recollection, before the hurricane before Sandy, the last big snowstorm was about 8-10 years ago and before that was around (just before) 1985, I was walking through fresh snow piled so high that reached past my knees. I think around the same time there was a hailstorm, huge balls of ice came crashing down for a short while and then it stopped. That was the one and only hailstorm I had ever experienced, felt as if I was being pelted with lead spitballs. And it made me think of the mailman lol "rain, snow, sleet or hail.." (used to have lots of stationery, one of the sets had envelopes with a poem on it, "D-liver D-letter D-sooner D-better"). Am I missing anything? During the power outage, I went "home" where I discovered new levels of boredom (hence the topic title). But there were positive aspects to it- for example, an unexpected mini vacation as mentioned in the other thread. (Look! It's toothpaste for "guests" at the "B&B" I stayed at during Sandy LOL) I spent a lot of time in the spare room used for storage full-time and as an office only part-time. I entertained myself by rummaging through the closets, cabinets, shelves, boxes, bags, and every single container I laid my eyes on. It was like having first dibbs on everything in a private thrift shop. There were multiples of almost everything you could think of, useful or not (my HS Algebra textbook was sitting on a shelf at eye level as if still in used). (There were tons of obsolete computer punch cards- at least they were un-punched. This is just one small stack (on top of other obsolete computer paper).) (I hit the motherload here! A full box of VERY outdated continuous printer paper. Doesn't look like much was done with this package after it was delivered in the 80s- it never joined the pin feed printer it was destined for...) At the end of my mini vacation I had way more bags than I had brought with me, they were packed with things I wanted rather than things I needed. And that was okay. I unloaded my bags at home, happy with all of my brand new old used stuff! (Sorry- no pics for that.) Must be a really slippery slope to turn "unintentional engineers of nostalgia" into "organized hoarders". Maybe more people know of others who are like this than I think! Are there any...engineers of this field...here on the Forum?? If yes, then, for the sake of satisfying my pleasure of viewing "home candids", would you please post 1-2 pics that show a part of your home that...has the most memories??

mesukran- A new thread for thank you? You're very welcome! I have plenty of little pictures in my head of our session- for example, you wearing the wooden stool Oh, and your explanation of your forum username... Fun was had.