Mistress Kang

mesukran- A new thread for thank you? You're very welcome! I have plenty of little pictures in my head of our session- for example, you wearing the wooden stool Oh, and your explanation of your forum username... Fun was had.

I told you that how we play is really for privileged eyes! Mistress Tran is so generous

Ah, I see (re: bar), never thought of it that way, but totally true! Conversations I have in bars/clubs never get anywhere close to those topics, this is NYC, partners found in a bar are all temporary lol so If I'm investing time in a conversation one of my top priorities is checking out the rest of the "unseen package" making sure it's up to par

Oh! Cool! Thanks Phred

Sunya- You know what they say about women with big feet (wink wink nudge nudge) don't you? lol Big feet means your subs have more to worship! Have you seen The Expendables (first movie)? Reminds me of this scene but in reverse and about your feet LOL http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/quotes?qt=qt1274923 I think shoes and boots with heels at least 5 inches in height just does wonders for the posture and gives calf muscles definition in every stride I'm sending you an email with a link to where you can order customized footwear in sizes up to 14.5! I've ordered over a half a dozen times from them, you might even recognize some ;-)

That's how they became diseased and turned orange.

Taboo? Yep! It sure is!! Jeriko, you'll always have a place with me, as long as you keep the same shape PS why is going to the bar taboo???

Did you know...? In prison they are called "cho-moes" and are at the bottom of the prison hierarchy along with the other sexual predators. (so totally fascinated with the subculture of prison!!)

Sunya- You have a knack for finding unusual/awkward/wacky Youtube videos ;-) This is another one of those. HA!! Gotta love the Japanese. They're freaking aliens!! LOL

Oh and my all time favorite: ~ I like to imagine the conversations that went into all of the planning and preparation for the wedding reception held at the local White Castle establishment. ~ Then I like to imagine the conversations and reactions of the guests after they've just been invited and given the specifics of the wedding event. *NOTE* In case you have not yet noticed, in every single image I've posted under "WTF Weddings" there is an absolute recurring theme- HAppiNesS!

The categories and subcategories of what I like to call "online funnies" can seem endless... After digging deep into my external hard drive stockpile I've selected a few though provoking images to share. This is the category I call: "WTF Weddings" ~ Yes the wedding cake is in the shape of THE BRIDE!! I think that the overall effect of the cake form must have been different than what was intended by the person who made the decision. ~ I wonder what the groom is thinking. ~ First question- IS THIS REAL? ~ Second question- Is HE the groom? I mean, the assumption is "yes", but he could also just be part of the family, right??? ~ Revelation- OMG, he *could* be part of the family *AND* the groom!!! LOL ~ I like this picture because it's so CANDID.

Are you talking about the book or is there an online version? I took that pic of an actual book cover but didn't buy the book LOL I flipped through it and while all of the pics were HILARIOUS, the cover pic really deserved the spot. I love "candids", they say so much. Ok, here's something I find a bit "creep-like" about myself, not in a ghost boo-hoo way, but more like "I-will-make-a-hair-doll-of-you-out-of-the-hair-I-collected-from-your-brush-when-you're-not-looking" way: I LOVE to look at the pictures people attach to ads for example when people are selling stuff on Craigslist. My eyes veer to everything BUT what they're selling. It's interesting to see what people will allow to make it into their photo, what they have in their apartment, where they keep the items they are selling... Does anyone else do this too (be honest!)?

Tattletale LOL My gripe is with lectures on the topics of religion and politics. They are as sexy, and relevant to this Forum, as a re-purpose impacted cerumen symposium ("who's my +1?!") to me.

That's the first time I've seen that MP skit- so propre!

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WHISKEY. TANGO. FOXTROT. Seriously. W.T.F?!?!?!?!?!!! STFU you're all idiots. A little wind and rain comes along and you become babbling fools. This is definitely one of those times I wished I could reach into my screen and out yours so I could land a good HARD whaapp! LOL

YES!! It will be "Game of Dommes" (Game of Thrones) LOL After we've conquered Femdomopoly, what about Jenga, and Uno? Each Jenga piece will be labeled with a consequence or reward- all depending on the view of the beholder. The Domme and her sub will take turns removing and re-stacking the pieces while tallying their "prizes" as written on the wooden blocks. Once the tower crumbles, two counts will be made and recorded- one for the number of blocks standing and another for the number of blocks fallen. If the sub thinks his Mistress removed the last block before it crumbled, he will be swiftly reminded by his Mistress that he does not "think". At this point, the Domme will re-explain the rest of the rules of engagement to her submissive property; that if the sub destroys the tower- first his punishment will be administered with the instrument of his Mistress' choice according to the higher number of the two counts recorded earlier. For destroying one of the few erectilities between the two of them, every single one of his tallies shall be forfeited as a humble offering of apology for his Mistress' selective procurement. The Domme will continue by fulfilling each and every tally thus exhausting her sub and the rest of the game. The. End. Any thoughts on Uno?

YES!! This is totally doable! Either by covering the spots on an actual Twister board or making one from scratch with say a pink shower curtain liner! LOL

Based on some of the stories Tran has told, I like to imagine her on a "conveyer belt" of subs carrying her through the day and it's activities as she relaxes her body almost in an entirely "limp" state.

The shore didn't stand a chance. I heard some of those vacation homes were completely washed out into sea. On to something somewhat off-topic yet still on-topic...I found this very interesting: http://geology.com/hurricanes/hurricane-names.shtml

I think I might have seen that too. Like a wading pool for cars

Ah, chivalry lives on Do you think we should attribute this to nature or nurture?

They say we are in the aftermath of Sandy. Hope everyone stayed safe and is recovering quickly! I can't remember the last time the MTA was shut down. As a New Yorker, I can't help but feel how the city is barely functioning without an operational subway system. It's almost as crappy as being without electricity right now..lol * * N O T I C E * * For the time being, the Fortress will be closed while we await the restoration of electricity. All appointments over the next few days will be rescheduled for a later date (emails will be sent, as soon as possible, to do so). I really appreciate everyone's patience (and thoughtful messages) during this recuperation period for the Fortress and Lower Manhattanites alike. Thank you

Long overdue but I've finally found a home for it. Thanks for the re-purposed diner poster woffyboy Like my ring collection? Behind the diner poster door is the rest of it.

This is bizarre and fetishy at the same time