Mistress Kang

That one reminds of me of the nantucket one. there once was a man from nantucket his cock was so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

That's cute "bratting for a spanking". Should get a t-shirt printed like that for as your sub-uniform

All together now!

LOL

Bradley- Not many people can open up about something so personal and private. To me you've always seemed to be a well-rounded individual...who likes being "under our feet" :wink: Overcoming such a traumatic event in your young life is doubly impressive because you did it on your own. You're like a math genius, turning a negative into a positive :wink: I appreciate your being considerate to the Forum's subject matter; to expect you to share more than you've already offered would insensitive. As for the "STFU moment"- Johnny and I have a brief history (restricted to the Forum) of his..incensant chatter, politely put LOL You and I have sessioned and knowing you'll be back soon gives me time to plan how I'd deal with you and much more creatively! (If you're ready to share more with us I do have an idea, it's unusual but not unprecidented. After talking face-to-face, and if everyone is comfortable with the it, perhaps it can be positively incorporate it into a scene? In any event, it's just an idea, for you to address ad lib.)

milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made stick your finger in the hole out comes a tootsie roll stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar stick it in all the way now you have a milky way!

This is sort of a continuation from the other "storm" threads... New Yorkers are unfamiliar with the slightest turbulence in weather. Of my recollection, before the hurricane before Sandy, the last big snowstorm was about 8-10 years ago and before that was around (just before) 1985, I was walking through fresh snow piled so high that reached past my knees. I think around the same time there was a hailstorm, huge balls of ice came crashing down for a short while and then it stopped. That was the one and only hailstorm I had ever experienced, felt as if I was being pelted with lead spitballs. And it made me think of the mailman lol "rain, snow, sleet or hail.." (used to have lots of stationery, one of the sets had envelopes with a poem on it, "D-liver D-letter D-sooner D-better"). Am I missing anything? During the power outage, I went "home" where I discovered new levels of boredom (hence the topic title). But there were positive aspects to it- for example, an unexpected mini vacation as mentioned in the other thread. (Look! It's toothpaste for "guests" at the "B&B" I stayed at during Sandy LOL) I spent a lot of time in the spare room used for storage full-time and as an office only part-time. I entertained myself by rummaging through the closets, cabinets, shelves, boxes, bags, and every single container I laid my eyes on. It was like having first dibbs on everything in a private thrift shop. There were multiples of almost everything you could think of, useful or not (my HS Algebra textbook was sitting on a shelf at eye level as if still in used). (There were tons of obsolete computer punch cards- at least they were un-punched. This is just one small stack (on top of other obsolete computer paper).) (I hit the motherload here! A full box of VERY outdated continuous printer paper. Doesn't look like much was done with this package after it was delivered in the 80s- it never joined the pin feed printer it was destined for...) At the end of my mini vacation I had way more bags than I had brought with me, they were packed with things I wanted rather than things I needed. And that was okay. I unloaded my bags at home, happy with all of my brand new old used stuff! (Sorry- no pics for that.) Must be a really slippery slope to turn "unintentional engineers of nostalgia" into "organized hoarders". Maybe more people know of others who are like this than I think! Are there any...engineers of this field...here on the Forum?? If yes, then, for the sake of satisfying my pleasure of viewing "home candids", would you please post 1-2 pics that show a part of your home that...has the most memories??

mesukran- A new thread for thank you? You're very welcome! I have plenty of little pictures in my head of our session- for example, you wearing the wooden stool Oh, and your explanation of your forum username... Fun was had.

I told you that how we play is really for privileged eyes! Mistress Tran is so generous

Ah, I see (re: bar), never thought of it that way, but totally true! Conversations I have in bars/clubs never get anywhere close to those topics, this is NYC, partners found in a bar are all temporary lol so If I'm investing time in a conversation one of my top priorities is checking out the rest of the "unseen package" making sure it's up to par

Oh! Cool! Thanks Phred

Sunya- You know what they say about women with big feet (wink wink nudge nudge) don't you? lol Big feet means your subs have more to worship! Have you seen The Expendables (first movie)? Reminds me of this scene but in reverse and about your feet LOL http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/quotes?qt=qt1274923 I think shoes and boots with heels at least 5 inches in height just does wonders for the posture and gives calf muscles definition in every stride I'm sending you an email with a link to where you can order customized footwear in sizes up to 14.5! I've ordered over a half a dozen times from them, you might even recognize some ;-)

That's how they became diseased and turned orange.

Taboo? Yep! It sure is!! Jeriko, you'll always have a place with me, as long as you keep the same shape PS why is going to the bar taboo???

Did you know...? In prison they are called "cho-moes" and are at the bottom of the prison hierarchy along with the other sexual predators. (so totally fascinated with the subculture of prison!!)

Sunya- You have a knack for finding unusual/awkward/wacky Youtube videos ;-) This is another one of those. HA!! Gotta love the Japanese. They're freaking aliens!! LOL

Oh and my all time favorite: ~ I like to imagine the conversations that went into all of the planning and preparation for the wedding reception held at the local White Castle establishment. ~ Then I like to imagine the conversations and reactions of the guests after they've just been invited and given the specifics of the wedding event. *NOTE* In case you have not yet noticed, in every single image I've posted under "WTF Weddings" there is an absolute recurring theme- HAppiNesS!

The categories and subcategories of what I like to call "online funnies" can seem endless... After digging deep into my external hard drive stockpile I've selected a few though provoking images to share. This is the category I call: "WTF Weddings" ~ Yes the wedding cake is in the shape of THE BRIDE!! I think that the overall effect of the cake form must have been different than what was intended by the person who made the decision. ~ I wonder what the groom is thinking. ~ First question- IS THIS REAL? ~ Second question- Is HE the groom? I mean, the assumption is "yes", but he could also just be part of the family, right??? ~ Revelation- OMG, he *could* be part of the family *AND* the groom!!! LOL ~ I like this picture because it's so CANDID.

Are you talking about the book or is there an online version? I took that pic of an actual book cover but didn't buy the book LOL I flipped through it and while all of the pics were HILARIOUS, the cover pic really deserved the spot. I love "candids", they say so much. Ok, here's something I find a bit "creep-like" about myself, not in a ghost boo-hoo way, but more like "I-will-make-a-hair-doll-of-you-out-of-the-hair-I-collected-from-your-brush-when-you're-not-looking" way: I LOVE to look at the pictures people attach to ads for example when people are selling stuff on Craigslist. My eyes veer to everything BUT what they're selling. It's interesting to see what people will allow to make it into their photo, what they have in their apartment, where they keep the items they are selling... Does anyone else do this too (be honest!)?

Tattletale LOL My gripe is with lectures on the topics of religion and politics. They are as sexy, and relevant to this Forum, as a re-purpose impacted cerumen symposium ("who's my +1?!") to me.

That's the first time I've seen that MP skit- so propre!

Storm is over. Closing this thread. All is restored. Please email or call for appointments! [email protected]

WHISKEY. TANGO. FOXTROT. Seriously. W.T.F?!?!?!?!?!!! STFU you're all idiots. A little wind and rain comes along and you become babbling fools. This is definitely one of those times I wished I could reach into my screen and out yours so I could land a good HARD whaapp! LOL

YES!! It will be "Game of Dommes" (Game of Thrones) LOL After we've conquered Femdomopoly, what about Jenga, and Uno? Each Jenga piece will be labeled with a consequence or reward- all depending on the view of the beholder. The Domme and her sub will take turns removing and re-stacking the pieces while tallying their "prizes" as written on the wooden blocks. Once the tower crumbles, two counts will be made and recorded- one for the number of blocks standing and another for the number of blocks fallen. If the sub thinks his Mistress removed the last block before it crumbled, he will be swiftly reminded by his Mistress that he does not "think". At this point, the Domme will re-explain the rest of the rules of engagement to her submissive property; that if the sub destroys the tower- first his punishment will be administered with the instrument of his Mistress' choice according to the higher number of the two counts recorded earlier. For destroying one of the few erectilities between the two of them, every single one of his tallies shall be forfeited as a humble offering of apology for his Mistress' selective procurement. The Domme will continue by fulfilling each and every tally thus exhausting her sub and the rest of the game. The. End. Any thoughts on Uno?

YES!! This is totally doable! Either by covering the spots on an actual Twister board or making one from scratch with say a pink shower curtain liner! LOL