Mistress Kang

Gyp Rosetti? Why do *you* think he's interesting? He's such a new character, just introduced this Season but I think I can see where they're going with it. I liked the scene of him reading a map and the gas attendant trying to explain a scale without getting having his brains served to him with bits of eye socket bone. Van Alden vaguely reminds me of "Bob" in Revolutionary Road- btw, Bob was as awesome- they could be brothers LOL Agreed with Buscemi, I can still see him wearing that a dirty wifebeater in the zipline scene from "Grown Ups" in my head.

Boardwalk Empire is back with Season THREE! The show is not the same without the eye candy that *was* Darmody, ehh..but I've settled for Slater to do the job I LOVE any dialogue between Chalky White and Purnsley- they've come such a long way. Harrow is awesome, interesting character, wish they did more back-story on him. I loved watching the slow build-up of the melt-down of FBI agent Van Alden..how he gives in and ends up with a financial" arrangement with his mistress who gives birth to their love-child claiming it was a gift for his barren bible thumping wife. Anyone else liking this show? Not as good as Deadwood, but still, good stuff.

Thank you Another leg shot it is then! Actually a two-fer, legs & derriere:

Sure! Did you know if you rearrange the letters in the word "intern" it spells "floormat"?

John082- Here's a brain exercise for you. Imagine your bear-balls are dangling (LOL) peacefully right in the middle of this device: + Name three other parts of your body that you would willingly replace them with, in case it were to crank shut, you know, just in case, accidents happen. 1. 2. 3. Now- imagine your fleshy chest knobs are perfectly aligned with the empty space in between the ends of this here device: + Same deal- this assignment will be a little tougher since there are only a few other parts of your body as symmetrical and equally spaced.

HA! I don't even remember that! What body parts were we each molesting on ourselves? LOL I DO remember this though... ...few months after we had first met, were prepping to shoot Zhao one day. She was sitting on the futon, this was before the carpet and floor mats, for one of my "routine pink checks" LOL that's when I noticed that she had missed tiny small spot. Next thing you know, I'm sitting on the floor in front of her, in between her legs to be exact, a cup of water and bottle of lotion next to me, holding a warm wet towel in my left hand and a shaving razor in my right. What did we all learn?: Dragons like to bond over personal grooming habits.

Why, I wore this to work just yesterday! It's my lucky bracelet which happens to have spikes! Multi-use. Can you figure it out? Maybe I'll post a close up

Faye (aka Mistress Sunya, pronounced Suen-Ya-ah) and I had a session together last night. She confirmed my suspicion of her innate ability to dissect and vanquish a subbie's "inners" with the ease and energy of, say, a pep squad captain leading a team cheer. Sort of reminded me of this little bit: We're Cheerleaders! short ver..mp3 It all began with the two of us "coming home after our yoga class", still sweaty in our skin tight mid-drift bearing workout gear. We catch our pervy downstairs neighbor raiding our panty-drawer, and not in the proverbial sense. We quickly physically overpowered him and held him captive for a good while, long enough to conduct a perverse little party at the expense of whatever was left of his dignity. We even invited a "neighbor who was coming home from work" to stop in for a moment and meet our new man-pet. We testing his limits with sph and an array of kinky toys one would normally bring home from, say, a wild bachelorette party ;-) Our pervy-prisoner-pet attempted upon several occasions to break kayfabe. Tsk! Tsk! They only proved to be opportunities that demonstrated just how real his predicament was. He was completely at our mercy and had the unsaid obligation to satisfy us by giving up every last ounce of self-respect- which, by the way, we methodically collected, then laid out to trample. Sunya was attacking him him in the face with...more voluptuous parts of her body, and teased him relentlessly about his many *short*comings, *small* as the may be lol Then in pseudo-serious moment she said to me, "Hmm...I kind of feel bad for him...wait, haha no I don't!". Bwaahhhaa!! Maybe I was used to her more kind and caring side because I totally cracked up laughing after that LOL Ahh..good times...good times.

Does this not remind anyone else of Michelangelo's Creation of Adam in the Sistine Chapel? What shall we call this image? "Creation of ????" Give me your ideas! Best winner, WINS! LOL

This topic was prompted by a post I just made in the Devotee Forum- if you can guess which I'll crown you, don't ask with what ;-) It's like a nudist colony at FF sometimes. We literally come in and get undressed and then dressed again into fetish gear that is usually non-existent LOL Like a slutty fetish Mr. Rogers- taking off our "dress shoes" and putting on our "tennis shoes". I'm at a point where I wear clothes that is easy to take off, many times I'm even dressed in complete fetish wear underneath LOL I own many long dresses and overalls The FF Dommes come in from the outside world and within minutes are down to nothing LOL It takes a little while, not too long for new Players to get used to it, but they always do. I guess it's part of our sisterhood initiation LOL Haru? Sunya? Thoughts? lol.. Little FF Secret: When our booking staff is manning the desk, they are usually just in their panties or bra if not completely naked LOL Just picture Mistress Ree "Hello Fortress How May I Help You?" sitting in our big black comfy ergonomic-office chair, braless, in a bright pink slinky thin tank top (and I'm being MODEST here) and nothing else.

I'm not too fond of keeping household animals, but I may have found an acceptable alternative. Has anyone seen BBC's TV series Criminal Justice (it's on Netflix)? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1188927/ In Season 1, Episode 2, one of the characters is an inmate who behaves like a dog. Best human dog I've ever seen AND he never broke character! I'd happily keep one of those at home- would even give him clothes, sweats, like the one on CJ. Collar, but no leash while inside the house, so he could run around, circle before resting at my feet under my desk as I work or next the sofa while I watch TV, but probably a good idea to have for outings. Wouldn't want him to attack anyone. Then he'd have to be put down...

"The man would like to buy a TOWEL! Ladies?" "What is- a cry for desperation!"

I would not waste it that way. I find *you* JuJuB, MUCH more deserving! Bend over...

I could not whip out my cell cam fast enough. Yes that is BabCOCK Street and the other one (that I missed) is *South* APOLLO Street. How perfect. It's exactly where I should execute ALL of my BI-fun- except it's all the way in Melbourne LOL Strangely bright/blue/clear...like some weird postcard soliciting schoolbus service or something, no?

LAAAAAME! Or as Phred would say "NOT - ENOUGH!" LOL *slams door behind me* LOL!

Vagina- I like "pink", "cookie", and "box". Anus- "brown". Dick- "schlong", "chubby". Breasts- "mosquito bites" (size appropriate).

I now introduce you to our newest Fetish Fortress Player, MISTRESS FAYE SUNYA. What can I say, it's a Fetish Hothouse here :wink: Mistress Sunya is unbelievably Amazonian in just about every sense of the word, her commanding poise notwithstanding her tender disposition. Come. Looksee. Bibs on first! :-P http://fortressnyc.c.../mistress_sunya Mistress Sunya is available for sessions Mondays through Sundays, and offers the *Pre-booking Rate is $170hr. She is NOW taking appointments- here are several ways to book your first session with Mistress Faye SUNYA: ~ fill out the submission form on our website http://fortressnyc.com/contact ~ email your scheduling request directly to us at [email protected] ~ call us- *especially* for your requests for same day bookings [email protected] Look into her eyes... Boldly beautiful loveliness... When Faye has had her fun and is done toying with you, you have explicit permission from me, Head Kang :wink: to go ahead and brag :wink: Be the *first* to write a review!! Got that? :wink: See you all very soon! *Pre-Booking Rate is not available for Fridays, Saturdays or Sundays and is for sessions booked at least one week in advance. Clients who cancel sessions with less than 48 hours notice are no longer eligible for the Pre-Booking Rate. Multi-Player and Pre-booking Rates cannot be combined.

I wear sunglasses because they are like a pair of luxurious personal-sized "face-carrels" fashionably fitted to dress me up from the nose up. Nice to have in a city like NY. Here I am "window" shopping lol Favorite ones that day: Second fave: And third:

This should be interesting! Reply to this post and attach two of your *best*. I'll let you know if they don't suck. Go make me happy.

While I have no official martial arts training, I study and practice moves that I'll use, many derive from MMA, Ju Jitsu. How cool would it be to experience the receiving end testing out my "proof-less-ass-handing-over" techniques! haha You should also beware of our Naomi-Knock-Out a.k.a. MISTRESS HARU! Months of training under her boxing belt means she'll put those Everlast boxing gloves we keep in the Pink Room to excellent use. On you. I like them because they are fitted for small, dangerous, hands, and because they're WHITE (instead of boring red)

Ha, jealous ;-) Twister bedsheets?? Sure, only If you're a the size of a Cabbage Patch LOL My place is full with by-products of my ongoing relationship with Ikea haha

Cousin Plunger? Close..but no cigar LOL It barely qualifies as a true "hack". The top part is an MP3 mount, the bottom part is a weighted dashboard mount for a portable GPS. Even though they were not "meant" to be, I used them together to provide the entertainment I desired...a "forced-bi" if you will ;-) That's me, dominating the inanimate LOL

I was in elementary school when I decided the world needed a curse word dictionary defining "fuck" as a verb, noun, adjective... Turd cutter I like too ;-) Goes hand in hand with farts being called "cries of an imprisoned turd" Penis- noodle. Anus- fuck-hole, since balloon knot has already been claimed. And I double"Fun Bags" for breasts AND testicles. How do you like them apples? LOL

You may recall my nightly ritual of surfing my Android, new apps, browsing the net for interesting articles, even watching Netflix! Sometimes I can prop it up on my boobs but otherwise my arm would often ache and go numb. I thought to myself "how convenient would it be to have an arm, NOT mine, to do this for me!?". And then e.Quip was born: Every night I sit him next to me or even ON me, for a different angle When I'm done, I put him on the table next to my bed. Sometimes I even let him sit at my desk with me while I work or hold my mini speaker speakers. He's almost too perfect- just the right height, adjustable, quiet, obedient...

I inherited a vinyl collection myself but have been rid of my audio cassette collection for a long time, maybe since early 90s. Remember the dual cassette stereos? Every new tape I acquired was copied almost immediately so in case it was damaged I'd have a backup! George Michael's Faith album, GN'R's Appetite, Madonna's True Blue...all made its way onto a their own Maxwell lol