Mistress Kang

The categories and subcategories of what I like to call "online funnies" can seem endless... After digging deep into my external hard drive stockpile I've selected a few though provoking images to share. This is the category I call: "WTF Weddings" ~ Yes the wedding cake is in the shape of THE BRIDE!! I think that the overall effect of the cake form must have been different than what was intended by the person who made the decision. ~ I wonder what the groom is thinking. ~ First question- IS THIS REAL? ~ Second question- Is HE the groom? I mean, the assumption is "yes", but he could also just be part of the family, right??? ~ Revelation- OMG, he *could* be part of the family *AND* the groom!!! LOL ~ I like this picture because it's so CANDID.

Are you talking about the book or is there an online version? I took that pic of an actual book cover but didn't buy the book LOL I flipped through it and while all of the pics were HILARIOUS, the cover pic really deserved the spot. I love "candids", they say so much. Ok, here's something I find a bit "creep-like" about myself, not in a ghost boo-hoo way, but more like "I-will-make-a-hair-doll-of-you-out-of-the-hair-I-collected-from-your-brush-when-you're-not-looking" way: I LOVE to look at the pictures people attach to ads for example when people are selling stuff on Craigslist. My eyes veer to everything BUT what they're selling. It's interesting to see what people will allow to make it into their photo, what they have in their apartment, where they keep the items they are selling... Does anyone else do this too (be honest!)?

Tattletale LOL My gripe is with lectures on the topics of religion and politics. They are as sexy, and relevant to this Forum, as a re-purpose impacted cerumen symposium ("who's my +1?!") to me.

That's the first time I've seen that MP skit- so propre!

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WHISKEY. TANGO. FOXTROT. Seriously. W.T.F?!?!?!?!?!!! STFU you're all idiots. A little wind and rain comes along and you become babbling fools. This is definitely one of those times I wished I could reach into my screen and out yours so I could land a good HARD whaapp! LOL

YES!! It will be "Game of Dommes" (Game of Thrones) LOL After we've conquered Femdomopoly, what about Jenga, and Uno? Each Jenga piece will be labeled with a consequence or reward- all depending on the view of the beholder. The Domme and her sub will take turns removing and re-stacking the pieces while tallying their "prizes" as written on the wooden blocks. Once the tower crumbles, two counts will be made and recorded- one for the number of blocks standing and another for the number of blocks fallen. If the sub thinks his Mistress removed the last block before it crumbled, he will be swiftly reminded by his Mistress that he does not "think". At this point, the Domme will re-explain the rest of the rules of engagement to her submissive property; that if the sub destroys the tower- first his punishment will be administered with the instrument of his Mistress' choice according to the higher number of the two counts recorded earlier. For destroying one of the few erectilities between the two of them, every single one of his tallies shall be forfeited as a humble offering of apology for his Mistress' selective procurement. The Domme will continue by fulfilling each and every tally thus exhausting her sub and the rest of the game. The. End. Any thoughts on Uno?

YES!! This is totally doable! Either by covering the spots on an actual Twister board or making one from scratch with say a pink shower curtain liner! LOL

Based on some of the stories Tran has told, I like to imagine her on a "conveyer belt" of subs carrying her through the day and it's activities as she relaxes her body almost in an entirely "limp" state.

The shore didn't stand a chance. I heard some of those vacation homes were completely washed out into sea. On to something somewhat off-topic yet still on-topic...I found this very interesting: http://geology.com/hurricanes/hurricane-names.shtml

I think I might have seen that too. Like a wading pool for cars

Ah, chivalry lives on Do you think we should attribute this to nature or nurture?

They say we are in the aftermath of Sandy. Hope everyone stayed safe and is recovering quickly! I can't remember the last time the MTA was shut down. As a New Yorker, I can't help but feel how the city is barely functioning without an operational subway system. It's almost as crappy as being without electricity right now..lol * * N O T I C E * * For the time being, the Fortress will be closed while we await the restoration of electricity. All appointments over the next few days will be rescheduled for a later date (emails will be sent, as soon as possible, to do so). I really appreciate everyone's patience (and thoughtful messages) during this recuperation period for the Fortress and Lower Manhattanites alike. Thank you

Long overdue but I've finally found a home for it. Thanks for the re-purposed diner poster woffyboy Like my ring collection? Behind the diner poster door is the rest of it.

This is bizarre and fetishy at the same time

AHH!! I'm sure they were gloves (at least I'd like to think they do) but just the though of someone picking up ever jellybean to inspect it...UGHH.

Ever wonder how you end up watching video clips of people puking milk at 3am on Youtube? It's not different from this LOL If I were in a bit of a more macabre mood, I'd mention that while there are no actual images of the postmortem Belushi online, there are a slew (in every sense) of other dearly departed images for your late night viewing. I've recently got into serial killers, the earliest (American) being the brilliant H. H. Holmes who was doctor and a thieving sociopath followed by Albert Fish who was a sadistic and masochistic cannibal.

Instructions: Click to play the song linked below. Then read the following passage and close your eyes to begin your imagination... The Song: While this plays softly yet prominently in the background: Just Out Of Reach.mp3 The Scene: I am dressed in a heavily fluffed neon pink petticoat and frilly lavender cotton lolita dress just above my knees. Tightly corsetted in an underbust baby-blue pvc corset with nothing but a cupless pink colored lacey mesh bra and dark purple pvc bolero jacket. Thigh high turquoise pvc ballet heeled boots front laced with thin neon pink ribbon. With corporal instrument of choice in hand and *hysterical* smile on face, I methodically "chase" you around the room as you scamper from corner to corner because you are bound like this:

Mos Def? Wow I would have never guessed, but then again, it is in your generation He is actually an ok actor too, did you see the movie where he plays a released convict with dreams of baking custom birthday cakes all detailed in an old beat up old notebook? I think Bruce Willis was in it too. Do you like The Pharcyde?

Really? Interesting because I am a self-proclaimed online stalker

Cool that you get them LOL I didn't know that RS was such an interesting guy...how so?

I'm so glad the symbolism is not lost on you. My favorite is "Ring of Fire"

YES! Jaws! I thought he looked familiar! I'll never forget the scene where he got "sucked" up to that huge car magnet LOL