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Size Matters. Size Matters? Size Matters!
Mistress Kang replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
I inherited a vinyl collection myself but have been rid of my audio cassette collection for a long time, maybe since early 90s. Remember the dual cassette stereos? Every new tape I acquired was copied almost immediately so in case it was damaged I'd have a backup! George Michael's Faith album, GN'R's Appetite, Madonna's True Blue...all made its way onto a their own Maxwell lol -
Caribbean Kang vs. Storm Isaac (lol)
Mistress Kang replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
Ha! You're right, it does sort of look like a beer commercial, only there's no beer LOL -
re: "Lets go big dildo!"- The image of a big wheel with dildos protruding around the entire edge like spokes passing it's mark by hitting the BIG single dildo. Kind of like this but imagine dildos instead of spokes...LOL http://www.displays2...ry.aspx?ID=4063 Take out the pieces of paper and throw in some plugs and gags- they are really the same, only one is meant for your face hole: http://www.displays2...ry.aspx?ID=3887
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Bruises and markings from pain are like reminder buttons, like Staples "Big Easy Button"! Here, let me give you a Kang-button as a souvenir!
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Hello Kitty wants to rock and roll all night.
Mistress Kang replied to Phred's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
And looks hysterical while doing so! Grown man playing a pink Hello Kitty guitar- ha! -
"How $heeyit"??!! LOL Thanks, I'm flattered you are all enjoying them
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Dearest Soon-To-Be-Contenders, Mistress Tran showed me a few of these items, she was so excited about them I can assure you that in the hands of the diabolical, these tools quickly transform and become more useful than originally intended. Good Luck!!
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Oh so many... Same same but different: More... If only more of you subbies had longer hair. Siiigh...
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German and French Fortress site translations!
Mistress Kang replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
That would be really awesome!! Thanks tommy -
German and French Fortress site translations!
Mistress Kang replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
Ha! How convenient..LOL -
Mistress Tran's Vietnamese Interrogation Tactics...to die for!
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Now, now, we can't be as lucky like you woffy LOL whip- I'll personally see to it that the stars line up for you this time around! Stars...they're what you see when you're under my spell, isn't it? On another note- do you recall actually having met each other (albeit briefly) when we had our "Dim-Sum-Domme-Day"? (lol) Brings me to memories of this cute-funny song and video- "Dim Sum Girl" by The Notorious MSG. Has anyone ever heard of them or this song? [media=] [/media]Dim Sum Girl.mp3
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German and French Fortress site translations!
Mistress Kang replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
Nearly all our German customers speak perfect English, it is more of a courtesy and a way to let them know they are welcome and wanted. Being a tourist in NYC is expensive, all the more so if you go to a rip-off place. I think Fortress is a pretty cool experience to have if you are visiting. It would be great to get a review on a German language BDSM forum with a link to the German translation *hint* *hint* ;-) -
German and French Fortress site translations!
Mistress Kang replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
I based the languages on traffic numbers, not that much for Hebrew. You volunteering to do it? -
Our German and French site translations now live: http://www.fortressn...om/de/index.php http://www.fortressn...om/fr/index.php For those of you whom are native speakers, proofreading and corrections would be appreciated!
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*facepalm* LOL This should be interesting... How about a few sample options to choose from for starters?
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Ha! I was wondering how long it would take for this to reach the Forum! I'm glad it did- good job fistluvr As you (should) all know by now, I'm ALL about the *factoids*...LOL During my fun factoid finding on this *marvelous* Gangnam Style video and PSY himself, learned about the Korean "Tree Frog" folk tale. There are many versions of it available online, here's one of the longer version (there are lots of other Korean folk tales on that site if you're interested): http://www.scribd.com/doc/7071558/Korean-FolkTales Here's the article that prompted my Google-time which includes PSY's music video for "Tree Frog": http://www.allkpop.com/2012/07/behind-the-music-psy-and-g-dragon-are-tree-frogs Has anyone ever heard of this folk tale?! There are a ton Korean folk tales in that first link. My conclusion- I am absolutely, positively, most definitely, a tree frog or, as some say, blue frog What about you- do you think you are or nay?
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Caribbean Kang vs. Storm Isaac (lol)
Mistress Kang replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
Phoebe, I appreciate you allowing my privacy since I was not alone, even if inadvertently. I would have of course extended you the same courtesy had I spotted you but you were not dressed like I had last left you. Believe me, if you were sissy-girl-dressed, heeled, covered in sloppy red lipstick with a locked chain for chastity I would have noticed you ;-) I was just thinking how truly strange it is that you saw me on vacation. The last time I was "spotted" on vacation was on a flight back from China. One of our fellow Forum members told me he was standing in line, probably for Customs, with me off of a flight from China where he was sitting only 1 or 2 rows front of me. I didn't know it was him until he told me what his t-shirt looked like which I remember the back of (since I was standing behind him in line). WEIRD...! Find Kang! -
Your first post asks for someone to take you to your owner. So you were willing to go with anyone you were lead to? LOL
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Size Matters. Size Matters? Size Matters!
Mistress Kang replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
What's the difference? Movies are available in mp4 format these days, you dinosaur ;-) -
Size Matters. Size Matters? Size Matters!
Mistress Kang replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
I had no idea you were a train and plane enthusiast! Did you know that diners were originally old dining cars separated from the train and parked somewhere? I've always enjoyed this little factoid, especially because I love diner food -
50 Shades of Grey; the childhood reunion discussion
Mistress Kang replied to Mistress Choi's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
Rollo- I agree rollo- I agree that easier for men to obsess over a woman's buttocks than it is for us to obsess over a man's. However, I personally obsess over muscular men's backs, specifically in a flexed pose, or in a relaxed pose from a downward view My Android holds my own perverted version of a Little Black Book which I call my "Big Back Book" Cell cam pic after cell cam pic of "slut conquests" flexing their back muscles for me *siiiigh* I love your childhood story too It sounds to me like you wanted more attention from them than you actually received in their fulfilling their "threat" of teaching you a lesson. I don't necessarily believe there was a defining D/s element to it- do you? Although I don't really even know much about you- my guess is that you are a bottom and possibly a switch by necessity (not by choice). Am I correct?- 34 replies
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More proof the Japanese are Sex Aliens.
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So sweet EdgarAH! Even though I may not have been involved in your sessions- I've always enjoyed the hilarity of your sesion content as well as the props! My favorite to date has to be the bear costume and dead FISH! LOL
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Hey there Brutus- cool name Reminds me of the anti-Popeye character LOL So your kryptonite is a couple of skilled fingers wiggling like crazy just on top of your skin? HA! Good for you that Choi attacked you with her deadly sexiness and "dancing" flames for fingers!!