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Without any hint or suggestion of hyperbole, I can say with absolute certainty that I am the all-time post-coital spooning master of the fucking universe.
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So, why's my wife doing web searches for "lezbehonest" and "lezbehonest tumblr" lately? Hmmm. Anyway, new talent at Bo's, and she is stunning! I should probably just write her a check to cover the $ and time I'll waste on her up front and save the trouble, but where's the fun in that? Also, Manhattan tomorrow! Yeah!
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She likes to ride her bicycle, she likes to ride her bike. She likes to ride her bicycle, she likes to ride it where she likes. (Adapted from Queen, not Dr. Suess).
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Ball and chain wants an iPhone 5. Boo! No fun and wicked expensive; no value add! Side action wants Vicky S. and Agent Provocateur. Yay! Nothing but fun and high value add!
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Trust me, she whispers softly, after she removes her teeth from my earlobes and as she breathes hot into my ear. She watches my pupils dilate through my blinking eyelids. My heart flutters, wanting to give in but thinking better of it and holding back for the time being.
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And finally, I did leave one out - Maria N., who's visiting family in Vietnam right now. She's about perfect but I fear I have too much baggage to be in the market for her. I'm resigned to the fact that there's no safe place to put my heart right now. Such is life.
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That's very good news. I'd like you to focus on enjoying your food and being totally guilt free about the ensuing mess. That's my job to worry about and clean up, and the job will get done. Also, 2 things I learned: (1) chocolate chips have an extremely low melting point, but require persistent effort to clean up; and (2) caramel covered popcorn tends to adhere to warm skin.
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And do you know the best way for me to achieve warm, dewy skin? By administering a good ass kicking of course ;-) I believe you are due for one (or many) of them...
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Mina! And here I thought it was Aloe Vera. I want to come see you but need to get on the other side of/accomplish a couple of heavy things at work, and I'm sick as a dog right now. Once I take care of those things I'll be in a much better frame of mind, and much more fun to be with I suspect. Soon I promise. Bet you didn't know that it's getting beat on that gives me that healthy glow and a cold wet nose!
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As for us, I came in feeling a little down, but once we got going you took me right out of my head and into the moment. Curious question you asked me - you knew the answer to iit already - you're Mina Fucking Jung and you don't need confirmation or reassurance from me. :-) I'm just happy to be in the room!
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So, went and consoled my friend. He looked at her cell phone and quickly came upon a bunch of revealing texts. She stung him badly; I knew she was a bad news cunt from the start - maturity gap between them like the Grand Canyon.
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Is it so wrong that I want to plow my son's fourth grade teacher? (and she's not even asian - shhhh!!)
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You know you're the Big Daddy at Christmas when every blessed present in the house, including your own, are paid for with your own money.
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Staying home the rest of the year seems the best bet. Let's turn things over. and start anew. Every year can't be a five star year, and this one is living proof.
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What's on my mind? Funny you should ask. I think all of these women were sent down from heaven and put on earth just to make me chase. You know, to raise the degree of difficulty.
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So, it's late on a Saturday night, and hostilities have died down to a dull roar, for now. What I need from you is, now that Christmas is coming up like a freight train, is, have you been a good girl this year? And if not, please candidly and frankly self-describe/qualify your answer. Your present hangs in the balance. Be honest, because my spies are everywhere.
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mr x, I am the best little bad girl there ever was ;-) I don't need to elaborate any further, I think you know the rest...
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She speaks! She writes! She responds! Wonders never cease! In any event, yes, I thought so. In light of your answer, I, rather than Santa, have jurisdiction over your gift and am taking over responsibility for that from here. When I see you next, I'll be packing a gift that will slide snugly into your . . . wait for it . . . stocking. Seriously, though, see you soon! Can't wait to see you!
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Was shocked to read in P. Townshend's bio that for decades he lived in the greenhouse in his estate for decades for the sake of his kids and his faux marriage, while falling madly in love with a succession of women. Fuck, that's totally me. No wonder he wrote the music he wrote, and no wonder I connected with his music the way I have. Revelation.
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(pt 1) It was about 5 minutes in that I realized what I'd been missing for the past 90 or so days. 10 minutes in and my bell was rung, and it still is. Searching for some really big, multi-syllabic word to describe what you did with the music. Sometimes less is more. It was "cool". That's all I've got. Ok, "really nice" comes to mind as well. Cool and really nice.
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(pt 2) If you were an action figure, you'd be "Lower East Side Mina, Raider of the Lost Heart. Comes with her own whip. Other accessories sold separately." I hope you meant all of the things you said.
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You certainly are no match for me, because I'm "awesome" ;-) and I love shoving my awesomeness in your face (both figuratively and literally).
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I'm F.X. McGoober and my face approves of that message. You know, I had some quiet time this weekend and I thought it over. I think I WILL stick with you, but ONLY if you stop "REACHING" so much. :-0 KIDDING! (You know that I'm the heavyweight champ of "reaching," "forcing it", etc. Can't help it.)
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Turns out it took a Japanese woman to get me to dance in public again. This was unexpected and does not compute. F.X. is in trouble ....
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Somebody needs to teach me a lesson and I was curious as to whether you had any comment to offer on that subject. See you soon!
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okie doke ...
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And what's the lesson we learned? ;-) So good to see you!
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That I'm no match for you? And much much more!
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Women in both Fuckadelphia and Screw York making the same mistake - assuming that I'm out to take advantage of them. Dumb, Dumb, Dumb. Apparently I can't give it (my heart) away, because no one wants to take it. Really strange. Nano Nano, shazbot.