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I'm somewhat of a legend around here, so IIII can take it from here... yes you can just show up with 0 experinece, that's what I did anyway. You find out what interests you and how interested you are as you go along.

Mistress Kang did you see this

Maybe I have internalized his way of talking a bit at times because I like the aesthetic of how he talks. And he's not the only person I've done that with and this doesn't make me a psychopath or lacking of a personality or anything - parts of everyone's personalities are conscious (ego) and parts are unconscious (superego). Freud said to think of personality like an iceberg. So at the conscious level of my personality I do like to integrate traits and mannerisms that I find aesthetic or something I'd enjoy emulating. And I bet everyone probably does this to different degrees and I think it's fine and normal and doesn't make someone a psychopath. In high school I tried Charlie from Always Sunny's personality for a bit, sometime Dennis too. I found it funny. There's definitely been other ones like if I watch a movie I like or something. And now I do feel like maybe I'm a psychopath when I type this all out but I care about people I genuinely do like family and stuff I care about like and feel emotions for. So if you read that as Chris D'elia's voice that doesn't make a... deeeeennnnnnt in my ego.

And stop doing evasive maneuvers Mistress Kang can you please just say what you did like please Mistress see I'm being a good boy and w/e just what was it

Hmmm I didn't know written text could be heard so hmmmm

Next holiday let me sing for you all I have a beautiful voice and you won't regret it

Why are people guessing things that aren't crazy; they're hyping something up. It was better than 'orgy' apparently, so why the fuck would it be bingo, a low carb keto dinner followed by netflix followed by going to bed early waking up working out and having a boozy brunch, PIZZA MOVIES AND DRINKS, a show, clubbing, or any of this mundane shit people are listing. It was ABOVE 'ORGY'. ABOVE 'ORGY'. DID YOU KILL A BUNCHA PEOPLE OR SOMETHING? The fuck was your Friday night that was soooooooo gooooodd

S'sexy. Really wish I could but I just can't session right now, that's such a fantasy though of mine the experienced mistress teaching the new mistress how to domme a slave thing... and it would be real right now unlike with other roleplays where you're pretending a mistress is a cop or whatever and you have to suspend your disbelief. Could actually have a session right now where an experienced mistress is actually for real teaching an inexperienced mistress how to domme... someone else live that fantasy for me now with Mistress Riva and then later maybe Fortress adds another new mistress and then at that point hopefully I'll be free to session at that point and finally do that fantasy. Mistress Riva's s'sexy though and s'cute.

Explain it though what were your experiences that were insincere

Eh'seh'cute

When she says "I never want to watch looney tunes again in my life" she means "I can't wait to session with you again"

I've definitely seen stuff like that and it's like people get so into bdsm and get all dorky about it. It's good to know that some people who do do this professionally and it's their life to a large degree (this girl and also you since you find it funny) aren't dorks about it and can appreciate it from an outside type view and make fun of it. People get really into things and it gets so cringy that I wanna go to a movie theater and buy 8 water bottles overpriced. Ohhhh it makes me so mad that I just wanna go to my nearest AMC and overspend on 8 water bottles grrrrrr

The faces she makes at the camera though after everything she does haha

Wow everyone's been in orgies but me cool oh I'm a loser because I haven't been in any orgies

No I haven't been in an orgy but I'd maybe like to someday and ha there's a funny dave chappelle (I think) joke where he was like the best way to ruin an orgy is to just sort of hang out and peek into rooms and go "ew" and hey what the fuck was your friday night that you're teasing so damn hard huh

The way you're hyping it up - if it was anything less than some sort of orgy I'd be disappointed. Tell me it was orgy

My balls are watermelons cause I'm the maaaannnnn and my dick is a rhino horn plantain (these grow up to 2 feet long) and that's again cause I'm the maaaaaaannnn

Fuckin' A

And I cried during a session with Mistress Zito a little bit because I couldn't process how beautiful it all was and I didn't know that something so good could exist so I resorted to crying like a 5 year old

I've cried during like 4 or 5 sessions and wanted to cry but not been able to in probably the rest (if not most of them, sometimes I do just have a fun session). The most I ever cried in a session or in my entire life was during an obedience training type session with Mistress Shankar. And yeah it just cut through to a lot of truth and stuff and it was intense and also I'd been wearing chastity for like 3 days before and I was all sexually frustrated due to that so there were different factors. And I definitely learned (at least some things) from it but it was unbelievably painful.

He's so bad compared to Jon Stewart man. And I guess pretty much anyone would be bad compared to Jon Stewart but as far as I'm concerned the Daily Show ended when Jon Stewart left

My experience with trying it for around a month once at a really high dose was that it did absolutely nothing.

Lmao

Ohhh sex! I don't really do that tbh but that's a 10/10 joke you made and nice catch