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  1. forteounce2000
    Any riders here?
    I'll bring the crossplane parallel twin Saturday. We can race for titles - or add/subtract winner's time from session.
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    forteounce2000 commented on Mistress Von Dietz's gallery image in Mistress Von Dietz

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    I guess that means we are BFF's
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    Where shall I put this, Hmmm?
    They look like they could use a good spit shine.
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    LOL. Miss Faye, this 12 minute clip would easily turn into a 12 hour show if Yourself or the legendary MJK's cleavage made a cameo appearance.
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    How ironic that those who live in the "land of the free" need to outsource their webhosting services to Switzerland in order to preserve their fundamental rights. Thank You MJK for having the wisdom and foresight to protect Your loyal and adoring public's privacy.
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    That's not the only thing You can make stand straight up! Crazy as it sounds, I think a Mohawk would look supa-secksy on You MJK.
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    Cherl Ladd or any of the original Charlie's Angels cast - the badass ladies who set the beauty/brains standard on primetime TV and more importantly - packed heat! Alternately, any of the fab five US gymnists. Their hardwork, dedication and flexibility would translate well into ass kicking femdom bullies. Of course JK's Fortress team would come out on top - but it would be fun to watch a Battle of the Network Stars style showdown b/w team Angels, team Fabfive and team Fortress in a Femdom fight to the finish.
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    I'm going to guess MJK's new secret weapon is of Korean heritage, very cute, very young - early twenties, approximately 5'3-5'4 and 120-125 pounds of curvaceous ferocity. She probably has 1-3 tatooes, an affection for spiders, motorcycles, blueberry beer and watches scary movies on Her day off.
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    A Mistress should never be without electricity. All it takes is a few of these and a little bit of slave power. http://www.windstreampower.com/Human_Power_Generator.php
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    That would be a huge honor. I offer my services, and promise to pay special attention to Your delicates.
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    I too, own a pair of leather assless chaps from my motocycle riding days. Maybe Ko and I can dress alike, and she can take me for a walk on collar and leash down Canal Street. We can take pics for Skeetch's viewing pleasure. Heh.
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    Thank You for investing so much time and effort in producing such wonderful videos. Everything from the music, to the outfits, to the video quality and editing were flawless. Great job!
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    I just heard back from the manufacturer, they only shipped the IVKA to 2 retailers last fall, Solestruck & Nasty Gal.
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    I got slapped by a Vegas stripper once. She accidentally hit me as she was manuevering herself into position for a private lapdance and immediately apologized. Wiseass that I am, told her she hit like a girl. So, she hit me again, this time on purpose. And again, my dumbass antagonized her. Next thing I know, this cute little five foot nothing girl decided I didn't deserve a lapdance but she wanted to haul off on me with open handed faceslaps for the entire song. At one point the sound of the slap was so hard the bouncer came over to check if everything was okay. I had a huge grin on my face, and a bright red handprint from her petite palms. He just looked at me and mumbled something like "what a freak" - I couldn't really tell because my ear was litterally ringing from one of the shots to the face. It was such a rush of blood flowing to the face, the warm sting of fresh skin on skin slapping, the public humiliation factor. I loved it. Vegas is awesome.
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    Those lucky boys! I bet they savored every morsel of those super tasty JessyFries. Yum!
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    Impossible to choose from any of these gorgeous Mistresses, but I would marry Miss Choi in a heartbeat if given the chance. I sometimes fantasize how pretty She would look in a nice wedding dress with a cute little strapon surprise hidden underneath.
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    THIGH HIGHS!!!!!!!!!!
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    Bangs are cool, die them hot pink and they be even cooler.
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    is eating a tanchoi cookie

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    Hey! That's what You told me after our first session. Lies!
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    Choi - seductive, sensual Tan - devious, playful Kang - relentless, tease forteounce2000 - old, crusty
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    Impressive. Yet She is no match for my Wu-Tang style.
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    I will have my way w/ HK whether She likes it or not!! And I have a pair of pink furry handcuffs and matching ballgag for anyone who gets in my way and tries to stop me! **evil laugh**
  25. forteounce2000
    Then You don't mind if I cheat on You w/ Hello Kitty? I heard She gives good tail.
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