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Hi, So, yeah, I fucking hate turkeys. Has anyone on this forum ever had to deal with them? When I was in the Army one of my friends lived off post and had Chickens and Turkeys on his farm. The Turkeys were so mean and nasty. To this day I have no problem eating them because their such assholes. There was this one we called Bertha that was very ill-tempered and aggressive. For some reason she would always come at me when I would visit my friend. I think it was because I'm such a short guy and all my friends were much taller. She would, like, just run full force and leap into the air at my head. Twice I punched her sending her across the yard. Once she came storming out of the dark at me and I kicked her so hard she slammed into the side of my friends barn. So tomorrow night I have to work with eleven - eleven stupid turkeys and I'm not looking forward to it. I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and devours the shit out of these dumb birds along with your loved ones. Sorry, but I just needed to vent. Happy Thanksgiving. Jay