Mistress Rey Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThankUMaam Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 In 2 words "probably not", but I might try under the guidance of the Ladies of the Fortress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Looks like a 3D map of my trip to Dildo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAGuy Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Looks like a 3D map of my trip to Dildo That Dildo links back to this thread. It's like a Möbius Strip of pricks being pricked with pins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantafio Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 I doubt anyone could handle the top five red pins. Or perhaps Donald Trump, because he is so insensitive; or Matt Damon, whose occasional lovers consistently refer to as "pin-dicked". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 That Dildo links back to this thread. It's like a Möbius Strip of pricks being pricked with pins! LOL! Totally unintentional. 2 Cuils! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captyveny Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 tumblr_llkejaEDhL1qi37sno1_500 copy.jpg Not that many, but I have had a row of 8 surgical needles inserted through the skin of the shaft, and then yarn tying the 8 needles together so that it looked like a trussed Thanksgiving turkey. It gave infinitely more pleasure to the two mistresses, who congratulated themselves on their handiwork, than it did to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommygermany Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 just looking at the picture hurts... so probably not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 That Dildo links back to this thread. It's like a Möbius Strip of pricks being pricked with pins! LOL! Totally unintentional. 2 Cuils! Boo! Thought you would have caught that. I banish you to the universe of 7 Cuils!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAGuy Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Boo! Thought you would have caught that. I banish you to the universe of 7 Cuils!! I don't even know whose being booed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 I don't even know whose being booed... YOU!!!! YOU!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 I don't even know whose being booed... Do you at least know *why*? I like to imagine you've gone off sobbing in a corner somewhere trying to figure it out, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 I don't even know whose being booed... Oh Hurt-Burt. Just being a meanie ;-) because...well, you know (see what I did there, again?). Pizza-pals for life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAGuy Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Oh Hurt-Burt. Just being a meanie ;-) because...well, you know (see what I did there, again?). Pizza-pals for life! You ask me for a slice of pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 You ask me for a slice of pizza. Welcome back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electrofan Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 I can't decide what would hurt more. The pins or a couple hours of Cuil theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob973 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 tumblr_llkejaEDhL1qi37sno1_500 copy.jpg It would surely hurt but if it pleases you Mistress I will give it a shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlaveD Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 No, never! I can't even look. I'm too much of a sissy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Rey Posted October 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 So who is the lucky taker of this challenge?! I wonder what the artist was thinking when they created that sculpture. Maybe she/he was a dom/me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAGuy Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 So who is the lucky taker of this challenge?! I wonder what the artist was thinking when they created that sculpture. Maybe she/he was a dom/me. I really don't think it was a domme, I'm guessing the creator of this sculpture just read one of those articles on women making $0.79 on the dollar compared to men... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpcpat Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 The artist seems to have been expressing a certain penis hostility. That your mind didn't go there says something sweet about you. So who is the lucky taker of this challenge?! I wonder what the artist was thinking when they created that sculpture. Maybe she/he was a dom/me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 You guys are looking at it all wrong. I say the "artist" is a self-medicating nympho who was meth addled at the time this piece of accidental art was created. You see, due to her meth use she is unable to find a partner who doesn't look diseased or one that doesn't think she is. Yes even meth addicts have standards of self preservation, yet not enough foresight to invest in a dildo that would last more than a day (at least given her level of use). Anyhooo... Befitting a junkie she had been awake for almost 3 days earlier and finally woke up from 20 hours of slumber in a fiendish mood yet again. Having fucked her last dildo into pieces and depleted her meth supply 4 days ago, she had no choice but to start working on the heap of un-hemmed garments in need of her seams. Unable to find her pincushion in the disarray of her apartment, she grabbed the closest thing to her, an old discolored dildo. Voila! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questionmarks Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 And we have a winner! You guys are looking at it all wrong. I say the "artist" is a self-medicating nympho who was meth addled at the time this piece of accidental art was created. You see, due to her meth use she is unable to find a partner who doesn't look diseased or one that doesn't think she is. Yes even meth addicts have standards of self preservation, yet not enough foresight to invest in a dildo that would last more than a day (at least given her level of use). Anyhooo... Befitting a junkie she had been awake for almost 3 days earlier and finally woke up from 20 hours of slumber in a fiendish mood yet again. Having fucked her last dildo into pieces and depleted her meth supply 4 days ago, she had no choice but to start working on the heap of un-hemmed garments in need of her seams. Unable to find her pincushion in the disarray of her apartment, she grabbed the closest thing to her, an old discolored dildo. Voila! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild willie Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 Been thinking about this for years. To be honest i am a nut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outcast Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 I think I'm gonna wet my weiner and stick it in a light socket......just because. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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