Jayman Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Hi everyone, I just saw this over the weekend though its been online for a while. Don't know if anyone on this board watches Rick and Morty but this is really funny and I wanted to share it. Its the actual exchange between The Honorable J. Bryant Durham and defendant Denver Fenton Allen from a court hearing held on June 17th 2016 in Rome Georgia. The creators of Rick and Morty obtained a copy of the court transcript last July and made this insane re-enactment. Morty plays the Judge and Rick, his Grandfather, plays the defendant. I'm still in shock that this isn't something made up. It's the real court proceeding verbatim. Below is the video and I've also put the link to the court transcripts. It's very funny but after reading the transcripts it's sad also. http://coosavalleynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Transcript-Denver-Allen.pdf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Hi everyone, I just saw this over the weekend though its been online for a while. Don't know if anyone on this board watches Rick and Morty but this is really funny and I wanted to share it. Its the actual exchange between The Honorable J. Bryant Durham and defendant Denver Fenton Allen from a court hearing held on June 17th 2016 in Rome Georgia. The creators of Rick and Morty obtained a copy of the court transcript last July and made this insane re-enactment. Morty plays the Judge and Rick, his Grandfather, plays the defendant. I'm still in shock that this isn't something made up. It's the real court proceeding verbatim. Below is the video and I've also put the link to the court transcripts. It's very funny but after reading the transcripts it's sad also. http://coosavalleynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Transcript-Denver-Allen.pdf That was GOOOOD!!! I love Rick and Morty. His shaky voice makes it all the funnier. It was sad up until they started their ridiculous back and forth LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bettybananas Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Rick and Morty is one of my all-time favorite shows! Mind-boggling that this is a legit transcript, that this actually took place in a real courtroom-----holy fucking xmas: http://legal.blog.ajc.com/2016/06/23/georgia-judge-loses-it-over-vulgar-courtroom-exchange/ Fascinating, terrifying. The defendant demonstrates his experience by making sure to state things like "now you're yelling at me...now you're laughing at me..." which would otherwise not be known from the transcript. That the judge lost so much control as to confirm these things as well as admitting worse is astounding. I quite admire the defendant's gumption. Thanks for the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bettybananas Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Oh wow this isn't from the actual creators of the show? It's apparently a "FAN animation" ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted May 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 That was GOOOOD!!! I love Rick and Morty. His shaky voice makes it all the funnier. It was sad up until they started their ridiculous back and forth LOL Glad you liked it Mistress Kang. "All the white but boys love me to death too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mistress Kang Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 So if he had actually whipped out and started jacking off per the judge's instruction would he have been wrong?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted May 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Oh wow this isn't from the actual creators of the show? It's apparently a "FAN animation" ?! Hi Bettybananas, It is from the creators. They showed a rough anamatic version at Comic Con last July. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 So if he had actually whipped out and started jacking off per the judge's instruction would he have been wrong?? As a serious legal question- would he have been?? I mean, the judge said the words "jack off right now". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questionmarks Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 God, it's so amazing that Justin Roiland does both of their voices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questionmarks Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 As a serious legal question- would he have been?? I mean, the judge said the words "jack off right now". I hope someone on here knows enough about law to give this the proper, nuanced response it demands! I know nothing of such things, but I can't help assuming he'd still have been in trouble, and it seems doubtful another judge would take it very seriously if he claimed it was the judge's fault/responsibility, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bettybananas Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Hi Bettybananas, It is from the creators. They showed a rough anamatic version at Comic Con last July. Oh okay look at that -- cooooool -- great post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 As a serious legal question- would he have been?? I mean, the judge said the words "jack off right now". Dear Ms. Kang: Almost pissed my pants. Lucky I'm wearing depends. Anyway I think this was a clear case of a Judge losing control of his Courtroom. As a serious legal question though I think it could not have been construed to be a binding legal order or judicial consent for such an action. Should the defendant have actually attempted to whip it out, the bailiffs would have removed him from the Courtroom. The Judge should have removed the defendant before things got out of hand (so to speak.) I think the defendant is clearly non compos mentis or possibly one who is gaming the system. A tactic of some hardened criminals is to claim poor representation and attempt to fire their attorneys before trial starts and go pro se. So the guy was either nuts or sly like a fox. The Judge was probably brought up before his superiors because he sank to the level of his antagonist and lost judicial composure. I spent a lot of time in Courts and Courtrooms. Never seen anything like this in real life. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Glad you liked it Mistress Kang. "All the white but boys love me to death too." LOL I just caught your last line. *butt* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetbitchkalina Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 just hearing that court tv intro dialogue kills me inside and morty serious face lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Rick and Morty is one of my all-time favorite shows! Mind-boggling that this is a legit transcript, that this actually took place in a real courtroom-----holy fucking xmas: http://legal.blog.ajc.com/2016/06/23/georgia-judge-loses-it-over-vulgar-courtroom-exchange/ Fascinating, terrifying. The defendant demonstrates his experience by making sure to state things like "now you're yelling at me...now you're laughing at me..." which would otherwise not be known from the transcript. That the judge lost so much control as to confirm these things as well as admitting worse is astounding. I quite admire the defendant's gumption. Thanks for the post. lmao I love rick and morty too! thanks for sharing BettyBannas and Mistress Zito, You are both very welcome. I had a terrible grind last week. It sucked. This Rick and Marty skit made me laugh so hard on Saturday and brightens up my weekend. I figured I'd post it Monday morning to give Fortress members something funny to start their week off with. Thanks, Jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 So if he had actually whipped out and started jacking off per the judge's instruction would he have been wrong?? This is a very valid question and something I thought also. I'm trying to find the answer out. If I do I'll post it. Jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Dear Ms. Kang: Almost pissed my pants. Lucky I'm wearing depends. Anyway I think this was a clear case of a Judge losing control of his Courtroom. As a serious legal question though I think it could not have been construed to be a binding legal order or judicial consent for such an action. Should the defendant have actually attempted to whip it out, the bailiffs would have removed him from the Courtroom. The Judge should have removed the defendant before things got out of hand (so to speak.) I think the defendant is clearly non compos mentis or possibly one who is gaming the system. A tactic of some hardened criminals is to claim poor representation and attempt to fire their attorneys before trial starts and go pro se. So the guy was either nuts or sly like a fox. The Judge was probably brought up before his superiors because he sank to the level of his antagonist and lost judicial composure. I spent a lot of time in Courts and Courtrooms. Never seen anything like this in real life. Dannyboy Hi Dannyboy, Depends!!! LOL The Judge Durham got into trouble for letting Denver Allen get to him and losing control of the court room. It was basically a slap on the wrists though. Jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 LOL I just caught your last line. *butt* That was one of my favorite lines. But there were other gems in there. Thanks for the correction I was typing way too fast. Jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Vivienne Fang Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Damn I need to watch Rick and Morty. I thought I grew out of cartoons when I was younger but apparently not lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Hi Dannyboy, Depends!!! LOL The Judge Durham got into trouble for letting Denver Allen get to him and losing control of the court room. It was basically a slap on the wrists though. Jay Jay: I'm not surprised by the slap on the wrist. Judges generally are more lenient with themselves than they are with the people who appear before them. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Alexia Zito Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 Damn I need to watch Rick and Morty. I thought I grew out of cartoons when I was younger but apparently not lolIt's so good, definitely not a kids show lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Sophia Katz Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 If there were more burps and drooling it would be an actual episode. Also, I was surprised that the Judge was not familiar with the phrase "Kangaroo Court." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Jane Li Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 I LOVE Rick and Morty! Can't believe this is the real transcript of the court hearing . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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