Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction

[Mistress Kang]

I have a few favorite podcasts and Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction is one of them. It's hosted by Bryan Cook and here's how it works. Each audience member writes a topic on a piece of paper. One by one, the guests (usually comics and comedy writers) come up to the stage, Bryan Cook picks one out of the bucket and the guest can choose to write about it or pass and get a second pick out of the bucket. If there are two picks, the audience chooses one by applause. The guest has about half an hour to write a short erotic fan fiction on the chosen topic then reads it to the audience.

 

Been catching up with their old episodes and recently heard this one. It happens to be about our favorite of all time, Lena Dunham! LOL It starts with "'Harumph!' said Lena Dunham's stupid face." at 1:07 - 6:55.

 

http://podplayer.net/#/?id=2019893

 

 

Does anyone listen to this podcast too? I'm always interested in new podcasts, please list some suggestions! :-)

 

[GDH94]

Mistress Kang, have you listened to My Dad Wrote a Porno yet? It's pretty self-explanatory -- each episode is filled commentary on this erotic novel that the host's dad wrote. The book is hilariously bad and not sexually exciting at all (for reference, the heroine's name is Belinda Blumenthal LOL), so the hosts basically rip it apart paragraph by paragraph.

[Mistress Kang]

Mistress Kang, have you listened to My Dad Wrote a Porno yet? It's pretty self-explanatory -- each episode is filled commentary on this erotic novel that the host's dad wrote. The book is hilariously bad and not sexually exciting at all (for reference, the heroine's name is Belinda Blumenthal LOL), so the hosts basically rip it apart paragraph by paragraph.

Oooh..that sounds really good, I'll check it out tonight :-) Do you have a favorite episode? I'll start with that one.

[GDH94]

Oooh..that sounds really good, I'll check it out tonight :-) Do you have a favorite episode? I'll start with that one.

 

Mistress Kang, it's been some time since I've listened to this podcast so I can't remember the contents of each episode, but S1E5 had some gold. 

 

https://www.acast.com/mydadwroteaporno/episode-5-the-second-client-jim-stirling-

[Jung's Jewboy]

OMFG. I havent laughed that hard in months! 'David Mamet's annoying daughter' 'she was already naked even though they had been on the stoop this entire time.'

I can see why people like podcasts. i will try more!

[Mistress Kang]

OMFG. I havent laughed that hard in months! 'David Mamet's annoying daughter' 'she was already naked even though they had been on the stoop this entire time.'

 

I can see why people like podcasts. i will try more!

 

It's one of my favorite podcasts. This particular story is one of my favorite (starts at 0:58):

http://nerdist.com/competitive-erotic-fan-fiction-72-round-2-jere-pilapil-andrew-mayer-langston-kerman-jake-mcdowell/

 

It's SO good. Hilarious and very wrong.

[Jung's Jewboy]

[purgatorio]

Lena Dunham is worthless. Period.

[Mistress Kang]

Mistress Kang, it's been some time since I've listened to this podcast so I can't remember the contents of each episode, but S1E5 had some gold. 

 

https://www.acast.com/mydadwroteaporno/episode-5-the-second-client-jim-stirling-

GDH94- Thank you for the recommendation. I wanted to love it but I didn't :-( Got any others? 

[Mistress Kang]

Lena Dunham is worthless. Period.

What, not a fan of our "doughy ingenue"??!!

[Mistress Kang]

More Competitive Fan Fiction. This one is about the McDonald's Hamburglar. Robble!

"And leave the mask on, ya sound ugly"

 

[Mistress Zenobia Brinks]

Lmao