A stupid post

[questionmarks]

Hi there. A friend sent me this A.I. meme generator. It's pretty stupid but also sorta fun. A few clicks in I found this one, and it felt like something befitting the Fortress forum, so here you go:

 

[Dannyboy]

Not stupid but frustratingly unfathomable.

 

Dannyboy

[Mistress Rey]

I got, "With common love, comes common attraction." Whatever that means!

[Mistress Vivienne Fang]

 

I mean, it has a point. I've never seen anyone have sex in a Duane Reade...yet.

[theDumbMule]

I got "Try to be yourself. Play along. And your true self will scream." Must be talking about my sessions at the Fortress.

[questionmarks]

Rather than create another stupid post, I'm just posting another stupid thing here. There's a twitter bot that generates weird sexts every hour or so. It's called sextsbot—obviously. A few of my favorites:

 

I'm so employable thinking about your debased throat

 

I take advantage of your pokemon so I can climb them up my ass

 

My aesthetic is 'loyally bisexual'

 

You have a fervently authoritarian cunt

 

It's so oily, I want to kiss it

 

I'm your boss and that means you have to recycle my steel-toed boots

 

And my personal favorite so far:

 

I'm going to bully your gender identity then use you

 

If any of y'all have twitter, I highly recommend following. It's dumb and hilarious.

[Mistress Alexia Zito]

"I want the cum to hypnotize me"
And
"Illegally invade my short shorts, ma'am"
Were two of my favorites lol

[Mistress Sophia Katz]

[Mistress Sophia Katz]

A fitting one for a nice corporal session.

[questionmarks]

"I want the cum to hypnotize me"

And

"Illegally invade my short shorts, ma'am"

Were two of my favorites lol

LOL hadn't seen those. so good. the "ma'am" is a nice touch.

[questionmarks]

And now a review, imagining Mistress Zito's perspective on our recent session, courtesy of sextsbot:

 

"I strip for your fingertips so I can betray them lovingly."

[questionmarks]

i promise not to bump this post too many times, but i really loved this promise/threat/provocation:

I want to make your tonsils less concave

prrrrrrrr lol

[ConsentOptional]

On 7/12/2017 at 2:45 AM, Mistress Vivienne Fang said:

 

I mean, it has a point. I've never seen anyone have sex in a Duane Reade...yet.

True, but our milieu being what it is, most of us have given it serious thought in Home Depot. 

[submale89]

I would love for you to "invade my short shorts". I do not care whether you do it legally or not.

[submale89]

Got one I like:

[Mistress Rey]

http://inspirobot.me/share?iuid=053/aXm516xjU.jpg

Can they?

Edited April 1, 2018 by Mistress Rey