Jayman Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 Hi, So, yeah, I fucking hate turkeys. Has anyone on this forum ever had to deal with them? When I was in the Army one of my friends lived off post and had Chickens and Turkeys on his farm. The Turkeys were so mean and nasty. To this day I have no problem eating them because their such assholes. There was this one we called Bertha that was very ill-tempered and aggressive. For some reason she would always come at me when I would visit my friend. I think it was because I'm such a short guy and all my friends were much taller. She would, like, just run full force and leap into the air at my head. Twice I punched her sending her across the yard. Once she came storming out of the dark at me and I kicked her so hard she slammed into the side of my friends barn. So tomorrow night I have to work with eleven - eleven stupid turkeys and I'm not looking forward to it. I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and devours the shit out of these dumb birds along with your loved ones. Sorry, but I just needed to vent. Happy Thanksgiving. Jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theDumbMule Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 Wow, I just hope there aren't any turkeys on this forum. I live in an area where I get to see wild turkeys on a regular basis. I find them interesting to watch especially early in the morning if you ever get the opportunity to scare them out of their roost (up in trees). They make a lot of noise and scare you if you are not expecting it when they fly down to the ground. After this they call to each other to group back together. It's a fascinating thing to watch. Good luck with your turkeys Jayman. Happy Thanksgiving to you, the other subs on this forum, and especially the mistresses that make this forum special! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 Hi, So, yeah, I fucking hate turkeys. Has anyone on this forum ever had to deal with them? When I was in the Army one of my friends lived off post and had Chickens and Turkeys on his farm. The Turkeys were so mean and nasty. To this day I have no problem eating them because their such assholes. There was this one we called Bertha that was very ill-tempered and aggressive. For some reason she would always come at me when I would visit my friend. I think it was because I'm such a short guy and all my friends were much taller. She would, like, just run full force and leap into the air at my head. Twice I punched her sending her across the yard. Once she came storming out of the dark at me and I kicked her so hard she slammed into the side of my friends barn. So tomorrow night I have to work with eleven - eleven stupid turkeys and I'm not looking forward to it. I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and devours the shit out of these dumb birds along with your loved ones. Sorry, but I just needed to vent. Happy Thanksgiving. Jay Jay: Happy Thanksgiving. I live in an area that has wild turkey, geese, deer and an occasional gorilla or two. My young lady wanted to pet them but I advised her not to. They are not domesticated animals. Sometimes they cross the road an expect cars to stop for them. A previous summer when I had a Mistress/friend stay over she saw some turkeys and took photographs. A few days later a turkey was splattered all over the road. I guess that was you driving? Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manclawz Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 I'm not a fan of turkey either, but I love the cold cut. Actually I don't quite care for the traditional Thanksgiving meal: Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, yam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zora Jin Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Hahahahahahaha this is so amusing. I want to hear more about why you have to work with 11 turkeys. Why 11? What job is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted November 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Jay: Happy Thanksgiving. I live in an area that has wild turkey, geese, deer and an occasional gorilla or two. My young lady wanted to pet them but I advised her not to. They are not domesticated animals. Sometimes they cross the road an expect cars to stop for them. A previous summer when I had a Mistress/friend stay over she saw some turkeys and took photographs. A few days later a turkey was splattered all over the road. I guess that was you driving? Dannyboy Hi Dannyboy, Nope wasn't me but I can understand someone wanting to do that. The closest I'ver ever come to something like that was a couple of years ago when I was scouting locations for movie. I was at a state park and had a meeting with the park manager and a few of the rangers. After the meeting I was walking to my car and there were two wild Turkeys sitting on top of it. It was like instant anger. I didn't know what too do. My first instinct was to start chucking rocks at them but I did't want to damage the car. So I found a fallen tree branch and just started poking them with it to get them off the roof. Stupid Turkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted November 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Hahahahahahaha this is so amusing. I want to hear more about why you have to work with 11 turkeys. Why 11? What job is this? Hi Mistress Jin, I work for a television/movie studio. Tonight a show that I work on has Turkeys in one of the skits their doing. Its a live broadcasted sketch comedy show. I'm at work now. We just did a rehearsal and a turkey got away from the turkey handler and it started chasing one of the actresses around. It was actually really, really funny. But the thing was nasty. It was making these hissing sounds as it chased this poor woman around the set. We cut the amount of turkeys from 11 to 8. They are going to be dressed up like they are in a quire. We have to do the dress rehearsal first. If the skit gets a good reaction from that audience well do it live for broadcast later on tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Hi Mistress Jin, I work for a television/movie studio. Tonight a show that I work on has Turkeys in one of the skits their doing. Its a live broadcasted sketch comedy show. I'm at work now. We just did a rehearsal and a turkey got away from the turkey handler and it started chasing one of the actresses around. It was actually really, really funny. But the thing was nasty. It was making these hissing sounds as it chased this poor woman around the set. We cut the amount of turkeys from 11 to 8. They are going to be dressed up like they are in a quire. We have to do the dress rehearsal first. If the skit gets a good reaction from that audience well do it live for broadcast later on tonight. All of this is unreal and hilarious LOL JAYMAN YOU PUNCHED AND KICKED A TURKEY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zora Jin Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 "We just did a rehearsal and a turkey got away from the turkey handler and it started chasing one of the actresses around." I wish I was there to see that in person! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Hi, So, yeah, I fucking hate turkeys. Has anyone on this forum ever had to deal with them? When I was in the Army one of my friends lived off post and had Chickens and Turkeys on his farm. The Turkeys were so mean and nasty. To this day I have no problem eating them because their such assholes. There was this one we called Bertha that was very ill-tempered and aggressive. For some reason she would always come at me when I would visit my friend. I think it was because I'm such a short guy and all my friends were much taller. She would, like, just run full force and leap into the air at my head. Twice I punched her sending her across the yard. Once she came storming out of the dark at me and I kicked her so hard she slammed into the side of my friends barn. So tomorrow night I have to work with eleven - eleven stupid turkeys and I'm not looking forward to it. I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and devours the shit out of these dumb birds along with your loved ones. Sorry, but I just needed to vent. Happy Thanksgiving. Jay Ha! I just realized you are about as tall as a very tall turkey LOL This post reminded me of small part in a bittersweet crime documentary called Brother's Keeper- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother%27s_Keeper_(1992_film) One of the farmer brothers keeps turkeys and chickens in an abandoned school bus and tells the camera man he likes the sound they make LOL (@ 1:01:30) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Sophia Katz Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 YES. Turkeys, like geese, are rather unpleasant birds. I remember when I was a young child, my class went on a field trip to a farm. I had my hand on the turkey pen and I looked away for a moment. When I looked back, a turkey was about to bite my finger. Apparently, he thought it was a worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Justine Shankar Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Ill-tempered and aggressive? Sounds like me as an animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jayman Posted November 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 All of this is unreal and hilarious LOL JAYMAN YOU PUNCHED AND KICKED A TURKEY!!!! Yeah, I punched her twice but I was really drunk when I kicked her. We were out all night drinking and my friend was going to let me sleep at his house. It was almost sunrise when we got there and the turkey came running at me out of nowhere. It scared the living shit out of me! So I reacted and kicked her sending her bouncing off the side of the barn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted November 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 Ha! I just realized you are about as tall as a very tall turkey LOL This post reminded me of small part in a bittersweet crime documentary called Brother's Keeper- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother%27s_Keeper_(1992_film) One of the farmer brothers keeps turkeys and chickens in an abandoned school bus and tells the camera man he likes the sound they make LOL (@ 1:01:30) He liked to "hear em holler" LOL. I have to watch the whole thing! Thanks, Ms. Kang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted November 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 YES. Turkeys, like geese, are rather unpleasant birds. I remember when I was a young child, my class went on a field trip to a farm. I had my hand on the turkey pen and I looked away for a moment. When I looked back, a turkey was about to bite my finger. Apparently, he thought it was a worm. Yikes! That would not have been a pleasant experience for a child, Ms Katz. They are nasty birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted November 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 Ill-tempered and aggressive? Sounds like me as an animal Ms. Shankar, When a beautiful woman such as yourself is ill-tempered and aggresive I really like it! But I despise those qualities in nasty, dirty, mean old turkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Alexia Zito Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 Lmao! Happy turkey day, jayman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild willie Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Living in the boonies of New England wild life is abundant. The only time i see Turkeys is when hunting. I shoot them and eat them. I prefer eating bambi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted November 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Lmao! Happy turkey day, jayman Thanks Ms Zito! Hope you had a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Sophia Katz Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Yikes! That would not have been a pleasant experience for a child, Ms Katz. They are nasty birds. They are almost as bad as geese and swans. Only good on a dinner plate. Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Rey Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Turkeys are pretty vicious. Probably pay back for making them our holiday dinner plate fixture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 A turkey crapped in my driveway an hour ago. I didn't know if I should go after it with a shotgun or a baseball bat. Anyway I chased it away before I needed to resort to plan B. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Trouble Baby Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 On 11/27/2017 at 12:36 AM, Mistress Rey said: Turkeys are pretty vicious. Probably pay back for making them our holiday dinner plate fixture. Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the National Bird instead of the eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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