Mistress Kang Posted February 10, 2018 Report Posted February 10, 2018 We are busy migrating to a new host and doing some upgrades. Please be patient if the Forum or website is inaccessible for a short time. Thanks everyone :-) Quote
SISSYJENNIFER3 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Posted February 11, 2018 very happy you are doing this ....the structure of this site has seen its day looking forward to the new improved site so mcuh Quote
aimefemme Posted February 11, 2018 Report Posted February 11, 2018 I blame the Russians. The Russians had nothing to do with this. Clearly the former president's fault. An investigation is called for.... aimefemme Quote
JustAGuy Posted February 11, 2018 Report Posted February 11, 2018 Did anyone else see that topic and think the Fortress itself was going to be down for awhile? Don't scare us like that! Quote
Mistress Von Dietz Posted February 12, 2018 Report Posted February 12, 2018 LOL Keep coming with the conspiracy theories!! Inspiring some pretty hot role play ideas here ... Quote
Dannyboy Posted February 12, 2018 Report Posted February 12, 2018 What is a short time? Is it anything like a long time? Dannyboy Quote
Mistress Kang Posted February 12, 2018 Author Report Posted February 12, 2018 Did anyone else see that topic and think the Fortress itself was going to be down for awhile? Don't scare us like that! You scare too easily. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted February 12, 2018 Author Report Posted February 12, 2018 What is a short time? Is it anything like a long time? Dannyboy Same same but different :-) Quote
theDumbMule Posted February 13, 2018 Report Posted February 13, 2018 LOL Keep coming with the conspiracy theories!! Inspiring some pretty hot role play ideas here ... BTB and DannyBoy once logged on at the same time. The servers tried calculating the combined ages of everyone logged in. Unfortunately the number was too high and it resulted in something far more serious than the Y2K bug, the Fortress server going down. I accept full responsibility for this as I knew this catastrophe was a possibility and forgot to warn Mistress Kang that this could happen and stop this from occurring. I now humbly apologize and submit to the higher authorities at the Fortress for proper punishment for my failure to act in a timely fashion. Quote
Dannyboy Posted February 13, 2018 Report Posted February 13, 2018 Same same but different :-) Dear Ms. Kang: The philosophers will ponder your response for ages. Right now I wish I was Flash Gordon making love to Princess Aura, daughter of Ming the Merciless. Dale Arden was too much of a prude. Thinking specifically of the 1936 series. Princess Aura would be hot even today. The original is still the greatest. BTB and DannyBoy once logged on at the same time. The servers tried calculating the combined ages of everyone logged in. Unfortunately the number was too high and it resulted in something far more serious than the Y2K bug, the Fortress server going down. I accept full responsibility for this as I knew this catastrophe was a possibility and forgot to warn Mistress Kang that this could happen and stop this from occurring. I now humbly apologize and submit to the higher authorities at the Fortress for proper punishment for my failure to act in a timely fashion. You may be a Mule but you are not Dumb. How many remember the Y2K panic? All computers were hardcoded with 19 as the first two digits of the year. No one anticipated that the Earth would survive to the last year of the 20th century, the year 2000. Most people got the millennium (century, decade) change wrong. Stanley Kubrick got it right with 2001: A Space Odyssey. BTB and I did not cause the problem. The servers attempted to calculate a more unfathomable quantity - "How many lies have clients told to spouses, significant others and employers to attend scheduled sessions at The Fortress and how many were ultimately unsuccessful. It's like telling the computer on the Starship Enterprise to calculate the value of PI until final resolution. By the way, no one needs a good reason to come to The Fortress for punishment. Why does one climb a mountain? Because the Fortress is at the peak!!! Dannyboy Quote
JustAGuy Posted February 18, 2018 Report Posted February 18, 2018 You scare too easily. HA! You've personally given me plenty to be scared about. Quote
Dannyboy Posted March 3, 2018 Report Posted March 3, 2018 On 2/12/2018 at 4:57 PM, Mistress Kang said: Same same but different :-) Dear Ms. Kang: It was an unbearably long time. It was like withdrawal cold turkey. Looks nice though. Dannyboy Quote
theDumbMule Posted March 3, 2018 Report Posted March 3, 2018 Glad to see it's back up. It's just in time as I was about to have cold sweats about losing the connection to the Fortress mistresses in between sessions. Now I have to get used to the updates. Change is so hard... Quote
mrstone87 Posted March 4, 2018 Report Posted March 4, 2018 On 2/11/2018 at 11:47 AM, aimefemme said: The Russians had nothing to do with this. Clearly the former president's fault. An investigation is called for.... aimefemme When you say former President, you mean Bill Clinton? ......This is all happening because he got a BJ in the Oval Office from Monica Lewinsky? Quote
Mistress Alexia Zito Posted March 4, 2018 Report Posted March 4, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 11:34 AM, theDumbMule said: Glad to see it's back up. It's just in time as I was about to have cold sweats about losing the connection to the Fortress mistresses in between sessions. Now I have to get used to the updates. Change is so hard... Were you going through withdrawals so soon? It sounds like a visit is in order to get you “acclimated” to the changes Quote
Mistress Kang Posted March 4, 2018 Author Report Posted March 4, 2018 This is a temporary skin for the Forum while we upgrade. Once it's complete it will go back! Quote
JustAGuy Posted March 4, 2018 Report Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said: This is a temporary skin for the Forum while we upgrade. Once it's complete it will go back! Temporary skin, which Mistress Kang will be peeling off via 100 lashes. Quote
theDumbMule Posted March 4, 2018 Report Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Mistress Alexia Zito said: Were you going through withdrawals so soon? It sounds like a visit is in order to get you “acclimated” to the changes Thank you for helping us make the needed adjustments. Right now it's looking like it may be summer before I make it back but at least I have something to look forward to. Quote
LiamD Posted March 5, 2018 Report Posted March 5, 2018 On 2/11/2018 at 4:00 PM, JustAGuy said: Did anyone else see that topic and think the Fortress itself was going to be down for awhile? Don't scare us like that! Yes! Definitely suggest changing the wording. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted March 5, 2018 Author Report Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, LiamD said: Yes! Definitely suggest changing the wording. Nah, it's doing it's job just fine :-) Quote
Mistress Kang Posted March 8, 2018 Author Report Posted March 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Avantis said: Is there still a mobile version? Yes, there is a mobile version. Go to the bottom of the page and click on "Theme" then select "ACP Theme". Let me know if you have trouble. Quote
Avantis Posted March 8, 2018 Report Posted March 8, 2018 15 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said: Yes, there is a mobile version. Go to the bottom of the page and click on "Theme" then select "ACP Theme". Let me know if you have trouble. I don't see "Theme" Quote
Mistress Kang Posted March 8, 2018 Author Report Posted March 8, 2018 Here's a screenshot. LMK if this helps. Quote
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