submale89 Posted June 8, 2018 Report Posted June 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said: The properties of toilet paper versus a tongue are quite different. I will defer to you on that since you are clearly the expert here However, might I respectfully suggest that these "tongues" simply need more motivation and/or training? Quote
risotto Posted June 8, 2018 Report Posted June 8, 2018 The Simpsons' take on the question. Please note that the opinions expressed in this video do not necessarily reflect my own. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted June 8, 2018 Author Report Posted June 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, submale89 said: I will defer to you on that since you are clearly the expert here However, might I respectfully suggest that these "tongues" simply need more motivation and/or training? You think your tongue can be trained to do the job of toilet paper? Quote
Mistress Kang Posted June 8, 2018 Author Report Posted June 8, 2018 I can't tell if the ones saying "under" are serious or just trying to irk me LOL But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Why do you think "under" is correct? Quote
Mistress Kang Posted June 8, 2018 Author Report Posted June 8, 2018 17 hours ago, otaku said: ?I'm sorry, is there any way to make up for the insurmountable disappointment I've caused? Gut whippings! Just for you ? Quote
Mistress Kang Posted June 8, 2018 Author Report Posted June 8, 2018 22 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said: You think your tongue can be trained to do the job of toilet paper? Listen, get it. You want to tell us that you like eating ass, but this isn't what this thread is about. It's simply about the over/under of TOILET PAPER LOL Quote
submale89 Posted June 8, 2018 Report Posted June 8, 2018 I've never eaten ass ?and didn't mean to derail your thread ? I'm an over guy at home. It easier to tear off a section with a flick of the wrist that way. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted June 8, 2018 Author Report Posted June 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, submale89 said: I've never eaten ass ?and didn't mean to derail your thread ? I'm an over guy at home. It easier to tear off a section with a flick of the wrist that way. Perfect! Quote
submale89 Posted June 8, 2018 Report Posted June 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Mistress Kang said: Perfect! Suck it all you unders! I'm her favorite now. ? Quote
Mistress Kang Posted June 8, 2018 Author Report Posted June 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, submale89 said: Suck it all you unders! I'm her favorite now. ? Bad doggo. No one shit talks my subs. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted June 8, 2018 Author Report Posted June 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, GDH94 said: Over = no cats Under = has cats Dammit, the concessions we must make for our loving pets. Quote
manclawz Posted June 8, 2018 Report Posted June 8, 2018 I've heard that the correct way is over, but I really couldn't care less which way it goes. Quote
submale89 Posted June 8, 2018 Report Posted June 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Mistress Kang said: Bad doggo. No one shit talks my subs. Quote
sissyrobbi Posted June 9, 2018 Report Posted June 9, 2018 i believe the proper response is ... whatever way you desire Mistress Kang ... whatever way. after all you are the Head Mistress (k that was a bit cheeky) Quote
tommygermany Posted June 10, 2018 Report Posted June 10, 2018 Dear Ms. Kang, as I just recently saw a documentary about inventions, and the toilet-paper was discussed there as well, I would just refer to the drawing that came with the trademark file...which clearly shows, that the inventors idea is to have the toilet paper to be unrolled over the roll... I might not remember the name of the person...but I clearly remember that drawing... Hugs from Germany Quote
questionmarks Posted June 10, 2018 Report Posted June 10, 2018 An important life lesson: Whenever my ex put a fresh roll in our apartment, she'd put it under. It drove me mildly nuts. But after a while I asked her why she preferred it that way. She had no idea what I was talking about. Apparently it was just an unconscious choice. So I asked whether she'd care—or even notice—if I were to switch it. She said she didn't care one way or the other, so I went ahead and flipped it to over whenever she put on a new roll. Communication is key. Quote
risotto Posted June 11, 2018 Report Posted June 11, 2018 I did an apartment inspection and indeed one is over and one is over. So I really don't notice and don't care. As I said, I'm just switchy; it's all fun. Quote
otaku Posted June 11, 2018 Report Posted June 11, 2018 On 6/8/2018 at 1:00 PM, Mistress Kang said: Gut whippings! Just for you ? Quote
AromaLover21 Posted June 13, 2018 Report Posted June 13, 2018 So in other words, the next time i visit the fortress I'll just switch it to under or leave it on top? Quote
Voyage Posted June 16, 2018 Report Posted June 16, 2018 On 6/10/2018 at 7:27 AM, tommygermany said: Dear Ms. Kang, as I just recently saw a documentary about inventions, and the toilet-paper was discussed there as well, I would just refer to the drawing that came with the trademark file...which clearly shows, that the inventors idea is to have the toilet paper to be unrolled over the roll... I might not remember the name of the person...but I clearly remember that drawing... Hugs from Germany Tommy, while I aesthetically prefer the end coming from under the roll, it is so much more convenient to find the end when it comes over the top. And, I also once saw on the internet the drawing of how the roll was to unroll as part of a patent application. And yes, the inventor invisioned that the end of the paper would come over the top. That seems pretty decisive to me. Quote
Mistress Alexia Zito Posted June 16, 2018 Report Posted June 16, 2018 This thread has made me mildly compulsive about correcting people’s toilet paper Quote
theDumbMule Posted June 16, 2018 Report Posted June 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Mistress Alexia Zito said: This thread has made me mildly compulsive about correcting people’s toilet paper You will have more success correcting the people so they correct the toilet paper. We know you know how ?. Quote
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