Mistress Kang Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 Which GoT character (of the opposite sex) would you be and why? Quote
theDumbMule Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 I want to say Danaerys or Arrya because they are so awesome in the show. There growth in the show is tremendous. But I suspect I am probably more like one of the whores in Little Fingers brothel. The reason is fairly obvious. Quote
questionmarks Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 Daenerys. My family left me with as much baggage as privilege, and I learned early on how to be alone and take care of myself. I'm honest and principled, but also stubborn and naive. I'm impatient for the world to be better, and perpetually surprised to find people who don't seem to give a shit, but even when I make an impact, I struggle to see how to leave a lasting impression. I also have a pretty high self regard. But I'm, like, way less badass. And even at my most masochistic, she still has a higher pain tolerance ? Quote
Smileey Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 I'd like to think Missandei as far as similarity.. She's super loyal, mostly quiet but always seems to be listening/ learning. Plus she's just so adorable. But I would definitely choose Arrya. Something about carrying around a bag of peeled off faces and being able to disguise myself at any time really appeals to me lol. Quote
risotto Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 16 hours ago, Mistress Kang said: Which GoT character (of the opposite sex) would you be and why? Arya's the most badass, but she has some serious morality issues. Also, I'm not in any way badass. I'm going to go with Margaery Tyrell. Smart and willing to do, well, a lot. Apparently Westeros doesn't have the concept of statutory rape, so I guess she's not a rapist. She's also totally gay positive; bonus! Quote
Mistress Kang Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Posted August 6, 2018 16 hours ago, kevybaby said: Of the opposite sex I'd be the old Lady Tyrell woman. Rich af, just lounges in gardens all day bein' fine sippin' wine, has the most beeeaaauuutiful grandchildren, throws shade at every character she interacts with in every single conversation, is literally just a diss machine, and everyone loves her so much (including her enemies) to the point that she gets arguably the least awful death of any character we see killed (non-painful poison while chilling in her tower). Charmed life. Same sex I'd go Bronn because he's just so dope, or maybe whoever the ridiculously handsome guy (one of the mercenaries) that Dany was cucking Jorah with for awhile before she started cucking him with Jon Snow in later seasons. She was a cunning woman. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Posted August 6, 2018 16 hours ago, theDumbMule said: I want to say Danaerys or Arrya because they are so awesome in the show. There growth in the show is tremendous. But I suspect I am probably more like one of the whores in Little Fingers brothel. The reason is fairly obvious. You're as useful as Tommen Baratheon. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Posted August 6, 2018 16 hours ago, questionmarks said: Daenerys. My family left me with as much baggage as privilege, and I learned early on how to be alone and take care of myself. I'm honest and principled, but also stubborn and naive. I'm impatient for the world to be better, and perpetually surprised to find people who don't seem to give a shit, but even when I make an impact, I struggle to see how to leave a lasting impression. I also have a pretty high self regard. But I'm, like, way less badass. And even at my most masochistic, she still has a higher pain tolerance ? Bit of a narcissist are we? You admire your own qualities in Daenerys ? Quote
theDumbMule Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 20 hours ago, Mistress Kang said: Which GoT character (of the opposite sex) would you be and why? So, how about you and the other Mistresses? I'm guessing for you Ramsey Snow/Bolton (without the demise). You seem to have a common interest/joy in torture. Of course I think that would make me Theon/Reek which I would gladly accept for you. Quote
theDumbMule Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Mistress Kang said: You're as useful as Tommen Baratheon. Thank you my queen! Quote
Mistress Kang Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Posted August 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, theDumbMule said: So, how about you and the other Mistresses? I'm guessing for you Ramsey Snow/Bolton (without the demise). You seem to have a common interest/joy in torture. Of course I think that would make me Theon/Reek which I would gladly accept for you. You are more like Season 3 Theon Greyjoy. Quote
theDumbMule Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said: You are more like Season 3 Theon Greyjoy. Sounds about right. The question is who do you ship my cock to when you're done. Quote
otaku Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, theDumbMule said: Sounds about right. The question is who do you ship my cock to when you're done. Feed it to the hounds, we can't waste meat Quote
Mistress Kang Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Posted August 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, otaku said: Feed it to the hounds, we can't waste meat LOL So Chinese of you to say that. I was going to say make soup for his meals ? Quote
otaku Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, risotto said: One wants cartilage for broth. But we have a whole body to work with, as long as he survives long enough to watch, smell and hear the stew cook Quote
Mistress Kang Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Posted August 6, 2018 Just now, otaku said: But we have a whole body to work with, as long as he survives long enough to watch, smell and hear the stew cook I want him to eat his own cock soup. Quote
otaku Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 20 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said: I want him to eat his own cock soup. You could feed it to him, then he'd have to choose between disappointing you and devouring his manhood Quote
theDumbMule Posted August 6, 2018 Report Posted August 6, 2018 18 minutes ago, otaku said: But we have a whole body to work with, as long as he survives long enough to watch, smell and hear the stew cook You can stop helping Mistress Kang at any time now! With your help my situation has gone from precarious to completely hopeless. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Posted August 6, 2018 41 minutes ago, otaku said: You could feed it to him, then he'd have to choose between disappointing you and devouring his manhood "Choose"?? Quote
Mistress Kang Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Posted August 6, 2018 40 minutes ago, theDumbMule said: You can stop helping Mistress Kang at any time now! With your help my situation has gone from precarious to completely hopeless. LOL They're my pack of wolves chasing you through the forest. Quote
theDumbMule Posted August 7, 2018 Report Posted August 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said: LOL They're my pack of wolves chasing you through the forest. Well played Mistress! Now if I can only avoid those arrows coming at me...I heard running in a straight line works, so I'll try that. Quote
otaku Posted August 7, 2018 Report Posted August 7, 2018 54 minutes ago, theDumbMule said: You can stop helping Mistress Kang at any time now! With your help my situation has gone from precarious to completely hopeless. Don't worry, I'm secretly on your side. Don't you want to see her smile while she feeds you nice tasty warm soup? (We will forever remember your sacrifice, oh brave one) Quote
theDumbMule Posted August 7, 2018 Report Posted August 7, 2018 14 minutes ago, otaku said: Don't worry, I'm secretly on your side. Don't you want to see her smile while she feeds you nice tasty warm soup? (We will forever remember your sacrifice, oh brave one) I do like that smile! Quote
questionmarks Posted August 7, 2018 Report Posted August 7, 2018 20 hours ago, Mistress Kang said: Bit of a narcissist are we? You admire your own qualities in Daenerys ? I mean, you asked. Quote
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