kevybaby Posted March 21, 2020 Report Posted March 21, 2020 You guys have to use coconut oil for lube Quote
JustAGuy Posted March 21, 2020 Report Posted March 21, 2020 3 hours ago, kevybaby said: You guys have to use coconut oil for lube Coconut Water is apparently really hard to find at grocery stores now. Though not as hard to find as hand sanitizer. Perhaps hand sanitizer for lube? The Mistress can disinfect her hand as she fists you... Quote
ConsentOptional Posted March 22, 2020 Report Posted March 22, 2020 On 3/19/2020 at 6:47 PM, Mistress Kang said: Have you thought of trying recipes you wouldn't normally tackle on a weeknight? I'm all stocked for lasagna but forgot the ricotta ?Any suggestions for an alternative with similar ingredients? I've vacuum sealed the meat sauce. Reminds me of a meme I saw. I love the "due to personal reasons" part. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted March 22, 2020 Report Posted March 22, 2020 1 hour ago, ConsentOptional said: Reminds me of a meme I saw. I love the "due to personal reasons" part. I have a friend who is really bad at spelling, she once wrote to me about a "lez on ya" I left at her house. Now I can never forget it. Quote
JustAGuy Posted March 22, 2020 Report Posted March 22, 2020 Anybody here remember Mystery Science Theater 3000, the show where they would watch bad movies and make jokes over them? Well some of the people from that show have a website called Rifftrax where they release mp3 audio file commentary tracks watching along with popular movies and cracking jokes the same way. In the hospital, I watched through all the Lord of the Rings films with jokes added. Yesterday I finished binge watching all the Harry Potter films with jokes, and now I'm watching the Matrix Trilogy with jokes. Next up I'll probably go through the Twilight films, as making fun of that series was a fun D&D activity with one of the Fortress Mistresses... Quote
Mistress Kang Posted March 23, 2020 Report Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/21/2020 at 7:47 PM, JustAGuy said: Coconut Water is apparently really hard to find at grocery stores now. Though not as hard to find as hand sanitizer. Perhaps hand sanitizer for lube? The Mistress can disinfect her hand as she fists you... Do you mean coconut oil or water? Quote
Jayman Posted March 23, 2020 Report Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/19/2020 at 3:49 PM, Lilbitchbobby said: I know its boring out there for a lot of people. How are you keeping busy ?? Any good ideas? HI LBB, I work in Environmental Health and Safety so I've been pretty busy, though I'm working from home. I've been trying to work out as much as I can. My girlfriend and I Skype and work out together (Were both fitness nuts). I'm teaching her how to do pull ups, push ups and weight training and she is teaching me Yoga (Which I suck at). She teaches Yoga and pilates part time. Other than that, reading and trying to stay current with whats going on. I need to also finish Derry Girls on Netflix. That show is hysterical! Best, Jayman Quote
Dannyboy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/20/2020 at 8:58 PM, The Spermwhale said: It's good to find things to laugh about. The mayonnaise thing, a friend of mine in the Navy said he used it for lube to have anal sex with his girlfriend. He stuck his dick into a jar of mayonnaise, I said "man, I'm not sure that that's the healthiest thing to be doing". As long as he didn't use his dick to spread the mayo on a sandwich. Dannyboy Quote
Dannyboy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/20/2020 at 3:36 PM, The Spermwhale said: Try mayonnaise in a pinch. Refrigerated or room temperature? Dannyboy Quote
Outcast Posted March 24, 2020 Report Posted March 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Dannyboy said: As long as he didn't use his dick to spread the mayo on a sandwich. Dannyboy No, he told it was a full jar of mayo and he dipped his dick in and then put it back in the fridge. Totally uncouth behavior if you ask me. Quote
submale89 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Posted March 24, 2020 Honestly, we've been a tad too stressed to do much beyond the minimum. If I were alone, I'd probably turn the kitchen into a cooking lab but, my wife likes things neat and clean and we are low on cleaning supplies ? The biggest experiment will be switching to frozen veggies vs fresh. Hope you are well and safe! Quote
Mistress Von Dietz Posted March 25, 2020 Report Posted March 25, 2020 My roomie & I have committed to at least 25 mins of workout sesh/day & are on day 5 so far. YouTube has so many intense ass kicking trainers, I had no idea. Really keeps the positive mood up around here. ✨ We’ve had a few virtual hangs with friends coast to coast, to listen to DJ’s do live broadcasts. ? Yes, we danced in our living room. Sorry neighbor! Cooking dinners is definitely my outlet, & usually I don’t have the time for it. ? Also, I’ve taught Kimchi a couple of new tricks!? yay! Quote
Big Trouble Baby Posted March 30, 2020 Report Posted March 30, 2020 I'm ready to dust off the power block set in the basement. It's an 85 pound set with 5 pound increments the equivalent of 17 pairs of dumbbells. I bought these over 20 years ago in case I couldn't get to the gym for an extended period. Guess that time is here. Quote
Wallyw Posted November 15, 2020 Report Posted November 15, 2020 Self improvement will safe the world Quote
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