Mistress Kang Posted April 1, 2020 Report Posted April 1, 2020 Even if you've never had a routine, one is sure to come from sheltering in place. What did you do today that you don't normally do? Quote
JustAGuy Posted April 1, 2020 Report Posted April 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said: Even if you've never had a routine, one is sure to come from sheltering in place. What did you do today that you don't normally do? I jerked off in a public building. I'll try to think of something more in line with what you're talking about tomorrow. Quote
Jeriko13 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Posted April 1, 2020 Running 3 days a week, now that I can do it later in the morning. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Posted April 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Jeriko13 said: Running 3 days a week, now that I can do it later in the morning. Damn, Jeriko. Putting us all to shame here LOL But really, good for you. I ate hot dogs. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Posted April 1, 2020 27 minutes ago, JustAGuy said: I jerked off in a public building. I'll try to think of something more in line with what you're talking about tomorrow. LOL context. Quote
Jeriko13 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Posted April 1, 2020 37 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said: Damn, Jeriko. Putting us all to shame here LOL But really, good for you. I ate hot dogs. Haha. I make up for it with my increased calorie intake from boredom eating, so I guess that’s also a new routine. Quote
Dannyboy Posted April 1, 2020 Report Posted April 1, 2020 16 hours ago, Jeriko13 said: Haha. I make up for it with my increased calorie intake from boredom eating, so I guess that’s also a new routine. I urinated in a public place while my young lady stood watch for me. It would have been much more difficult if she needed to pee. Dannyboy Quote
kevybaby Posted April 2, 2020 Report Posted April 2, 2020 Is it weird that JAG's and Dannyboy's stocks both just went up in my eyes for jerking off in a public building/urinating in a public place? Anyway my routine is just waking up a half hour later since I don't have to commute. And then watching tv/movies or grinding for loot in Borderlands 3 right now. And 3 weeks in to working at home, and I'm ready to jump off a bridge. And the bridges are probably all closed. And I this would be amazing, but now I'm bored of the porn, I'm bored of the video games and tv, and I need to go back to work around other people. And I need to fucking session again and it's going to be like August at best apparently wtf. What can you do at home besides watch porn or tv or movies or play video games or drum or like stretch. What else is there. There's nothing. I'm going mad. MAAAAD. Quote
JustAGuy Posted April 2, 2020 Report Posted April 2, 2020 27 minutes ago, kevybaby said: Is it weird that JAG's and Dannyboy's stocks both just went up in my eyes for jerking off in a public building/urinating in a public place? Anyway my routine is just waking up a half hour later since I don't have to commute. And then watching tv/movies or grinding for loot in Borderlands 3 right now. And 3 weeks in to working at home, and I'm ready to jump off a bridge. And the bridges are probably all closed. And I this would be amazing, but now I'm bored of the porn, I'm bored of the video games and tv, and I need to go back to work around other people. And I need to fucking session again and it's going to be like August at best apparently wtf. What can you do at home besides watch porn or tv or movies or play video games or drum or like stretch. What else is there. There's nothing. I'm going mad. MAAAAD. No need to be modest, I'm a real American hero. Reading your post I completely agree. There's something about EARNING your wasted video game/porn/vegging out with Netflix time. Even if you are teleworking full time, there's something about going out, going through the grind, coming home tired and feeling like you are ENTITLED to fuck around grinding in a game or whatever. When you have nothing else to do, it just doesn't feel the same. Returning to sessioning is something to look forward to. Added bonus that I imagine the Mistresses, as enthusiastic and great as they always are, will be just as stir-crazy as the subbies and ready to cut loose! Quote
kevybaby Posted April 2, 2020 Report Posted April 2, 2020 53 minutes ago, JustAGuy said: No need to be modest, I'm a real American hero. Reading your post I completely agree. There's something about EARNING your wasted video game/porn/vegging out with Netflix time. Even if you are teleworking full time, there's something about going out, going through the grind, coming home tired and feeling like you are ENTITLED to fuck around grinding in a game or whatever. When you have nothing else to do, it just doesn't feel the same. Returning to sessioning is something to look forward to. Added bonus that I imagine the Mistresses, as enthusiastic and great as they always are, will be just as stir-crazy as the subbies and ready to cut loose! I just need to physically leave the house more than never basically. Maybe I could work outside idk. But yeah I'm just looking forward to sessioning again more than anything Quote
Mistress Mina Jung Posted April 6, 2020 Report Posted April 6, 2020 On 3/31/2020 at 9:04 PM, JustAGuy said: I jerked off in a public building. I'll try to think of something more in line with what you're talking about tomorrow. I want more details ? Quote
Mistress Mina Jung Posted April 6, 2020 Report Posted April 6, 2020 Work out at home. It’s never been my thing. I don’t have the same motivation or enthusiasm...I would looooove a good wrestling session right about now! Quote
JustAGuy Posted April 6, 2020 Report Posted April 6, 2020 17 hours ago, Mistress Mina Jung said: I want more details ? I'm afraid this is a case of the truth getting in the way of a good story. Due to some medical stuff going on, I was visiting a clinic to test my sperm. Still a weird experience though, having a nurse walk you into a room with a bunch of ratty Penthouse magazines hanging on a rack... Quote
kevybaby Posted April 6, 2020 Report Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, JustAGuy said: I'm afraid this is a case of the truth getting in the way of a good story. Due to some medical stuff going on, I was visiting a clinic to test my sperm. Still a weird experience though, having a nurse walk you into a room with a bunch of ratty Penthouse magazines hanging on a rack... Oh Quote
theDumbMule Posted April 6, 2020 Report Posted April 6, 2020 2 hours ago, JustAGuy said: I'm afraid this is a case of the truth getting in the way of a good story. Due to some medical stuff going on, I was visiting a clinic to test my sperm. Still a weird experience though, having a nurse walk you into a room with a bunch of ratty Penthouse magazines hanging on a rack... There has got to be a more fun way to do this procedure. Hope everything is ok! Quote
otaku Posted April 7, 2020 Report Posted April 7, 2020 43 minutes ago, theDumbMule said: There has got to be a more fun way to do this procedure. Hope everything is ok! In some countries they have a machine attached to a fake vagina with temperature regulation and everything Quote
Mistress Kang Posted April 7, 2020 Author Report Posted April 7, 2020 17 minutes ago, otaku said: In some countries they have a machine attached to a fake vagina with temperature regulation and everything YES! Quote
kevybaby Posted April 7, 2020 Report Posted April 7, 2020 39 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said: YES! Why are they just lined up in a public hallway where people just stroll through, no stalls or anything Quote
otaku Posted April 7, 2020 Report Posted April 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Mistress Kang said: YES! Yup, that's the one lol. I wonder what they use as visual stimulation since porn is banned in China Quote
Dannyboy Posted April 7, 2020 Report Posted April 7, 2020 6 hours ago, JustAGuy said: I'm afraid this is a case of the truth getting in the way of a good story. Due to some medical stuff going on, I was visiting a clinic to test my sperm. Still a weird experience though, having a nurse walk you into a room with a bunch of ratty Penthouse magazines hanging on a rack... You mean the nurse didn't do it for you? Dannyboy Quote
JustAGuy Posted April 7, 2020 Report Posted April 7, 2020 Another example of robotics changing the work space. Soon honest vaginas will be on unemployment. What's next, robotic right hands? Quote
kevybaby Posted April 8, 2020 Report Posted April 8, 2020 On 4/6/2020 at 10:11 PM, otaku said: Yup, that's the one lol. I wonder what they use as visual stimulation since porn is banned in China That's why they have to work so hard to invent best-in-class masturbation robots to compensate for the lack of visual stimulation Quote
JustAGuy Posted April 11, 2020 Report Posted April 11, 2020 I got an omelet via DoorDash today, which I would not normally do. However, this thread is probably better left with further contemplation of Chinese sperm-collecting machines. Quote
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