Revenge

[Johnny00000000]

There's a video on Youtube & Videosurf called

Howard Stern & John Wayne Bobbit

 

& Howard Stern does his own recreation & John Wayne Bobbit is there & he tries to speak but he can't - I wish I could post the link but my computer is having technical difficulties.

[Johnny00000000]

Naive is an understatement.

But the "extraction" would've been far more satisfying if he'd been strapped down and made to experience the pain of feeling each tooth being yanked out, blood spurting from his gummy holes.

 

Is it safe? (Marathon Man)

[Johnny00000000]

According to this Howard Stern video, it wasn't a highway but a parking lot where she threw the penis & they sent a police crew to hunt for the penis.

[Outcast]

 

 

He actually starred in a few porn movies I heard. Has anyone seen them? You too can be a porn star, just get it hacked off!

Yes Mistress Kang, I believe he was in one called " Frankenpenis" . When I was younger people use to say I had a slight resemblance. Ide say , " Oh, thanks."

[Johnny00000000]

It's kind of a miracle that he can still get a stiffy, perform & bust off after all of that - so many things could have gone wrong - if she would have cut off his balls too or just his balls, it may have been a different story - good luck trying to find 2 testicles & a scrotum sack in a parking lot without accidently stepping on them & smashing them beyond repair or a squirrel or rat stealing them for food - and even if it were possible to re install them - that would be really detailed surgery - he's actually very lucky.

[Mistress Chen]

So... anyone interested in a dentist roleplay scene? Extractions sound like so much fun. Dentistry is not my field of study, but I'd like to give it a try.

[Mistress Choi]

He was in 2, Frankenpenis being one of them. Apparently he tried using his penile noteriety to try and raise money to pay his medical bills....I'm happy he didn't get overly congratulated for being a dickbag. ^.^

 

Yes Mistress Kang, I believe he was in one called " Frankenpenis" . When I was younger people use to say I had a slight resemblance. Ide say , " Oh, thanks."

[mongoose]

http://www.foxnews.c...test=latestnews

 

After dumping his dentist ex-girlfriend this guy naively decides to go to her with his toothache. I guess seeing him in the chair was just too tempting for her and her broken heart that she removed all his teeth after heavily sedating him. I don't condone what she did, as I'm not one for revenge. I believe the universe has its own way of taking care of things but I did find this amusing. My favorite part is how his new girlfriend dumped his ass for having no teeth now LOL. Poor guy, I'd love to pimp him out, boasting his killer gum job abilities, might as well find some use for him.

 

What is your take on revenge?

 

Revenge is a dish best served cold. I like revenge as long as there's no grudges held.

[Mistress Mina Jung]

Kind of a bizarre 'revenge gift of the magi', huh? What is the most vindictive thing you've done in revenge. Though you don't strike me as a vengeful sort, Mistress.

 

You are correct jj I'm not the vengeful sort. The most vindictive thing I've done is become an open minded, sexually charged, secure woman from the shy, late bloomer I was. Eat your hearts out boys from high school.

[akiravn1]

http://www.foxnews.c...test=latestnews

 

After dumping his dentist ex-girlfriend this guy naively decides to go to her with his toothache. I guess seeing him in the chair was just too tempting for her and her broken heart that she removed all his teeth after heavily sedating him. I don't condone what she did, as I'm not one for revenge. I believe the universe has its own way of taking care of things but I did find this amusing. My favorite part is how his new girlfriend dumped his ass for having no teeth now LOL. Poor guy, I'd love to pimp him out, boasting his killer gum job abilities, might as well find some use for him.

 

What is your take on revenge?

 

Mistress Jung,

 

Like You, I'm not one for revenge either and would like to believe that karma would take care of things of that nature. I would also think that he would have made a more intelligent decision when selecting a dentist. However, I do love the way You think in regard to pimping him out.

[akiravn1]

 

 

I forgot about her sod. Ok new question, would you rather....have all your teeth pulled or have your cock severely slashed with the intention of removal? Death is not an option. Go!

 

 

I forgot about her sod. Ok new question, would you rather....have all your teeth pulled or have your cock severely slashed with the intention of removal? Death is not an option. Go!

 

Without even giving this much thought, I would clearly opt for having all my teeth pulled out before having my cock severly slashed with the intention of removal. Your mind on this particular post is thrilling me.

[Mistress Kang]

In China, ex-boyfriends pay ex-girlfriends a "break-up" fee which is determined by factors such as the ex-girlfriend's age and duration of their relationship that did not result in marriage. If you're an unmarried woman by the age of 25, you're a spinster LOL

 

During my visit to Shanghai a few years ago, my friend (in the growing little group of ex-pats) had recently unamicably split up with his Chinese girlfriend. Although he was also Chinese, he was still considered an ex-pat since he was from the U.S. Being an ex-pat, he did not agree with the break-up payment or principle. Being Chinese, she was unsatisfied with the situation and quite spiteful.

 

Entertainment in Shanghai was mostly going to the spa, clubbing, eating, drinking and occasionally billiards, oh, I did manage to experience their frighteningly dangerous go-karting there LOL For guys, bonding over a trip to one of the hundreds of local barber shops was also very common, particularly to ones with a barber pole out front. Historically, they were for bloodletting, but in China, *everyone* knew they were code for brothels even though no Chinese would *ever* admit it

 

So for about a week, the drama of their bitter breakup added to our amusement. The ex-pat community was still small, everyone seemed to know everyone, their paths would certainly cross again, they might have even get back together...except there was this little birdie, see, that birdie planted the idea of setting up a barber pole in front of his ex-girlfriend's apartment door LOL

 

 

Since almost everything is "Made in China", you can just imagine how easy it was to buy a barber pole and from a quite the selection! My last few days in Shanghai was HILARIOUSLY fun LOL

 

*chirp*

[akiravn1]

In China, ex-boyfriends pay ex-girlfriends a "break-up" fee which is determined by factors such as the ex-girlfriend's age and duration of their relationship that did not result in marriage. If you're an unmarried woman by the age of 25, you're a spinster LOL

 

During my visit to Shanghai a few years ago, my friend (in the growing little group of ex-pats) had recently unamicably split up with his Chinese girlfriend. Although he was also Chinese, he was still considered an ex-pat since he was from the U.S. Being an ex-pat, he did not agree with the break-up payment or principle. Being Chinese, she was unsatisfied with the situation and quite spiteful.

 

Entertainment in Shanghai was mostly going to the spa, clubbing, eating, drinking and occasionally billiards, oh, I did manage to experience their frighteningly dangerous go-karting there LOL For guys, bonding over a trip to one of the hundreds of local barber shops was also very common, particularly to ones with a barber pole out front. Historically, they were for bloodletting, but in China, *everyone* knew they were code for brothels even though no Chinese would *ever* admit it

 

So for about a week, the drama of their bitter breakup added to our amusement. The ex-pat community was still small, everyone seemed to know everyone, their paths would certainly cross again, they might have even get back together...except there was this little birdie, see, that birdie planted the idea of setting up a barber pole in front of his ex-girlfriend's apartment door LOL

 

 

Since almost everything is "Made in China", you can just imagine how easy it was to buy a barber pole and from a quite the selection! My last few days in Shanghai was HILARIOUSLY fun LOL

 

*chirp*

 

Interesting post Mistress and one creative little birdie!

[Outcast]

 

 

You are correct jj I'm not the vengeful sort. The most vindictive thing I've done is become an open minded, sexually charged, secure woman from the shy, late bloomer I was. Eat your hearts out boys from high school.

I can only imagine those fools are kicking themselves in the ass for the opportunity lost to date such a Goddess as yourself. Best revenge is living well

[Outcast]

A cool song to help you through a break up Don Henley " Heart of the Matter". Beautiful song!! A bad song is Jimi Hendrix "Hey Joe" which I would like to rename " The ballad of OJ" or OJ's Song .

[fistluvr]

I understand all about this breakup fee. My GF also suggested such a thing but as in the case of your friend I didn't agree.Instead i made the more stupid move and agree to marry. So now i am suffering more! I could have gotten off quite a bit cheaper than trying end it now! DOH!

[Outcast]

I'm sorry to be blabbing so much on this topic but I find it interesting. That barber pole story reminds me of Al Goldstein of Screw magazine who was going through s divorce and published his ex's home phone number in Screw and encouraged all his pervy readership to harass her with phone calls. He got locked up for harassment and tried to claim freedom of speech but the judge didn't see ot that way

[Big Trouble Baby]

You are correct jj I'm not the vengeful sort. The most vindictive thing I've done is become an open minded, sexually charged, secure woman from the shy, late bloomer I was. Eat your hearts out boys from high school.

 

 

Can't really say I'm vengeful or not. I do have a long memory for slights that goes back to the 1st grade though. Recently my HS class had a reunion and I declined to attend. When I was asked why, I said if I were to come, I would bring a shotgun.

[Dashan]

In China, ex-boyfriends pay ex-girlfriends a "break-up" fee which is determined by factors such as the ex-girlfriend's age and duration of their relationship that did not result in marriage. If you're an unmarried woman by the age of 25, you're a spinster LOL

 

During my visit to Shanghai a few years ago, my friend (in the growing little group of ex-pats) had recently unamicably split up with his Chinese girlfriend. Although he was also Chinese, he was still considered an ex-pat since he was from the U.S. Being an ex-pat, he did not agree with the break-up payment or principle. Being Chinese, she was unsatisfied with the situation and quite spiteful.

 

Entertainment in Shanghai was mostly going to the spa, clubbing, eating, drinking and occasionally billiards, oh, I did manage to experience their frighteningly dangerous go-karting there LOL For guys, bonding over a trip to one of the hundreds of local barber shops was also very common, particularly to ones with a barber pole out front. Historically, they were for bloodletting, but in China, *everyone* knew they were code for brothels even though no Chinese would *ever* admit it

 

So for about a week, the drama of their bitter breakup added to our amusement. The ex-pat community was still small, everyone seemed to know everyone, their paths would certainly cross again, they might have even get back together...except there was this little birdie, see, that birdie planted the idea of setting up a barber pole in front of his ex-girlfriend's apartment door LOL

 

 

Since almost everything is "Made in China", you can just imagine how easy it was to buy a barber pole and from a quite the selection! My last few days in Shanghai was HILARIOUSLY fun LOL

 

*chirp*

M Kang is spot on; in china the barber pole has special significance!

 

I recall fondly my first of many trips to shanghai over ten years ago. The city looked like one big construction zone. At first I didn't know why there would be 15 or 20 barber shops in a row on the same street. What was especially puzzling was the beautiful young uniformed girls from the countryside that all worked at each of them. It was like an army of them. Due to my curious nature, I soon found out how great it is to get a daily "haircut.".

 

Highly recommended, although you may need to "train" your "barber" as some are pretty inexperienced and Chinese men seem to have low,expectations.

[MrX]

In China, ex-boyfriends pay ex-girlfriends a "break-up" fee which is determined by factors such as the ex-girlfriend's age and duration of their relationship that did not result in marriage. If you're an unmarried woman by the age of 25, you're a spinster LOL

 

During my visit to Shanghai a few years ago, my friend (in the growing little group of ex-pats) had recently unamicably split up with his Chinese girlfriend. Although he was also Chinese, he was still considered an ex-pat since he was from the U.S. Being an ex-pat, he did not agree with the break-up payment or principle. Being Chinese, she was unsatisfied with the situation and quite spiteful.

 

Entertainment in Shanghai was mostly going to the spa, clubbing, eating, drinking and occasionally billiards, oh, I did manage to experience their frighteningly dangerous go-karting there LOL For guys, bonding over a trip to one of the hundreds of local barber shops was also very common, particularly to ones with a barber pole out front. Historically, they were for bloodletting, but in China, *everyone* knew they were code for brothels even though no Chinese would *ever* admit it

 

So for about a week, the drama of their bitter breakup added to our amusement. The ex-pat community was still small, everyone seemed to know everyone, their paths would certainly cross again, they might have even get back together...except there was this little birdie, see, that birdie planted the idea of setting up a barber pole in front of his ex-girlfriend's apartment door LOL

 

 

Since almost everything is "Made in China", you can just imagine how easy it was to buy a barber pole and from a quite the selection! My last few days in Shanghai was HILARIOUSLY fun LOL

 

*chirp*

You know, one could buy a lot of Fodor's books and travel guides, and watch a lot of the Travel Channel, and still not get this kind of insight on the PRC. The barber pole thing is corroborative of what a friend of mine who grew up in Guangzhou and now lives in Beijing had to say about life in the Pearl River Delta. Clearly, involvement with the fortress, besides being an outlet for one's kinks, is also culturally enriching and broadening. :-)

[Johnny00000000]

He was in 2, Frankenpenis being one of them. Apparently he tried using his penile noteriety to try and raise money to pay his medical bills....I'm happy he didn't get overly congratulated for being a dickbag. ^.^

 

He does sound like a really horrible person & nobody seems to like him at all.

[Johnny00000000]

I've never even heard of a breakup fee before until now - are you allowed to have more than 1 boyfriend at a time when you receive a breakup fee? because I just found these 2 articles about a Singapore lady in a 3 way relationship with 2 guys & she wants a breakup fee from one of them & from what I can tell from the article I think they were saying that she also wants him to pay the other boyfriend another $15,000.

 

http://sex.sheknows.com/2011/03/07/should-relationships-have-a-breakup-fee/

 

http://www.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne+News/Singapore/Story/A1Story20110306-266801.html

[Jung's Jewboy]

You are correct jj I'm not the vengeful sort. The most vindictive thing I've done is become an open minded, sexually charged, secure woman from the shy, late bloomer I was. Eat your hearts out boys from high school.

 

I think its that shy late bloomer part of you that makes the woman you've become so much more appealing. Wish I knew someone like you in high school. Though explaining your presence in an all boys school would be a challenge

[spankbri]

'twas all a hoax.

 

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/vengeful-teeth-pulling-dentist-story-deemed-hoax-152703370.html

 

Years ago we were told not to trust what we read on the internet. We didn't listen.

[Outcast]

Off the BDSM track. Coolest revenge scene in a movie, Young Vito Corleone getting his family's killer in The Godfather Part 2. Second best scene for me is the bar scene in Sleepers where a child molester runs into his victims about 13 years later. Cool scenes!!