Guest Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 I found this old post on my Yahoo group (inactive). I got a good laugh and wanted to share ;-) ************************************ SUBJECT: PART 1 OF MY LA TRIP I didn't mention it but I went to LA for a few days to enslave and captivate a lucky one of mine last week. My first time to LA, I was excited but running late! I was able to get the guy behind the ticket counter to give me a special boarding pass (hehehe) but I wouldn't be able to check in my luggage! I paused for a moment and then thought to hell with it, let's do it! I packed these REALLY heavy iron wrist cuffs, a pair of iron ankle cuffs, a long chain and this strappy black leather arm binder. If I didn't try to get past the security checkpoint I stand no chance of making the flight - so I *had* to try! I read all the signs on the way there and nothing indicated that iron shackles and chains were not allowed...besides, I was up for an adventure at 8:45 in the morning LOL OK, so my luggage is in the x-ray box and the contents of my suitcase are up on the screen with two guards looking at it. Guard 1: Looks like some kind of jewelery... Guard 2: A bracelet..? (I'm putting my belt back on my mini skirt and still bare foot gathering all my belongings.) Guard 2: Miss I'm going to have to open your luggage. Would you like to do this here or in private? Me: OK, how far is 'in private'? Guard 2: Right over there. (He points to a table behind a small divider. I put my shoes back on and we start walking over with my bag laptop in my hands. He puts my suitcase on the table and unzips it slowly. Then reaches for the pink lingerie bag with all my heavy jewelery in it. He peeks in it but doesn't take anything out and now he's smirking into the bag.) Me: It's *just* some bondage equipment...some cuffs and a chain... (Now he's smirking at me.) Me: I was reading the signs on the way over here and it's not contraband or anything... Guard 2: I'm sorry Miss but this is not allowed on the plane. Do you want to ask my supervisor? I'll call him over... Me: (shrugging) Sure, I'll ask him. (In my head I'm thinking 'yeah invite *everyone* to the freak show' LOL) (Supervisor comes over and Guard 2, still smirking, holds the pink bag open and invites him to peek in) Supervisor: Miss, we do not allow that on the plane, you'll have to check that in. (He was all business at 9am in the morning, he wasn't up for my funnies) Me: I know I should have probably checked it in but I didn't want to miss my flight...it's only bondage equipment, it's not contraband or anything...I read the signs... (I was friendly and smiling and ready to check in my luggage and catch next flight but still wanted to playfully taunt them ;-)) Supervisor: I'm sorry, it's not allowed, you have to check it in. (and he rushed off not wanting to play anymore) Guard 2 started helping me pack up and gave me instructions on what to do to get on the next flight. He was trying to make small talk and asked me if I was trying to intimidate him LOL I really wasn't - it's JUST A LIL BONDAGE EQUIPMENT!!! LOL I got on the next flight pretty quick and went through security again and pinched Guard 2 on the arm as I passed him and waved 'bye!'. *the end* -MJK ******************************************************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkdud Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Jessy, LOL LOL That's beautiful! "Snort" Thank you for reposting it:-) d/leatherwings I found this old post on my Yahoo group (inactive). I got a good laugh and wanted to share ;-) ************************************ SUBJECT: PART 1 OF MY LA TRIP I didn't mention it but I went to LA for a few days to enslave and captivate a lucky one of mine last week. My first time to LA, I was excited but running late! I was able to get the guy behind the ticket counter to give me a special boarding pass (hehehe) but I wouldn't be able to check in my luggage! I paused for a moment and then thought to hell with it, let's do it! I packed these REALLY heavy iron wrist cuffs, a pair of iron ankle cuffs, a long chain and this strappy black leather arm binder. If I didn't try to get past the security checkpoint I stand no chance of making the flight - so I *had* to try! I read all the signs on the way there and nothing indicated that iron shackles and chains were not allowed...besides, I was up for an adventure at 8:45 in the morning LOL OK, so my luggage is in the x-ray box and the contents of my suitcase are up on the screen with two guards looking at it. Guard 1: Looks like some kind of jewelery... Guard 2: A bracelet..? (I'm putting my belt back on my mini skirt and still bare foot gathering all my belongings.) Guard 2: Miss I'm going to have to open your luggage. Would you like to do this here or in private? Me: OK, how far is 'in private'? Guard 2: Right over there. (He points to a table behind a small divider. I put my shoes back on and we start walking over with my bag laptop in my hands. He puts my suitcase on the table and unzips it slowly. Then reaches for the pink lingerie bag with all my heavy jewelery in it. He peeks in it but doesn't take anything out and now he's smirking into the bag.) Me: It's *just* some bondage equipment...some cuffs and a chain... (Now he's smirking at me.) Me: I was reading the signs on the way over here and it's not contraband or anything... Guard 2: I'm sorry Miss but this is not allowed on the plane. Do you want to ask my supervisor? I'll call him over... Me: (shrugging) Sure, I'll ask him. (In my head I'm thinking 'yeah invite *everyone* to the freak show' LOL) (Supervisor comes over and Guard 2, still smirking, holds the pink bag open and invites him to peek in) Supervisor: Miss, we do not allow that on the plane, you'll have to check that in. (He was all business at 9am in the morning, he wasn't up for my funnies) Me: I know I should have probably checked it in but I didn't want to miss my flight...it's only bondage equipment, it's not contraband or anything...I read the signs... (I was friendly and smiling and ready to check in my luggage and catch next flight but still wanted to playfully taunt them ;-)) Supervisor: I'm sorry, it's not allowed, you have to check it in. (and he rushed off not wanting to play anymore) Guard 2 started helping me pack up and gave me instructions on what to do to get on the next flight. He was trying to make small talk and asked me if I was trying to intimidate him LOL I really wasn't - it's JUST A LIL BONDAGE EQUIPMENT!!! LOL I got on the next flight pretty quick and went through security again and pinched Guard 2 on the arm as I passed him and waved 'bye!'. *the end* -MJK ******************************************************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Dear Mistress Kang: I remember this post well. I may have offered a reply at that time. Thanks for the trip down memory lane. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiplash Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Mistress Kang, Great story. I could picture You smiling, teasing that guard and having fun and hoping that it went Your way! whip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Dear Mistress Kang, I always enjoy stories as well as pictures of all your many adventures. Something about your life outside of The Fortress, always has a way of peaking my interest. Thanks for taking a much appreciated trip down memory lane with your bondage post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Trouble Baby Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I found this old post on my Yahoo group (inactive). I got a good laugh and wanted to share ;-) ************************************ SUBJECT: PART 1 OF MY LA TRIP I didn't mention it but I went to LA for a few days to enslave and captivate a lucky one of mine last week. My first time to LA, I was excited but running late! I was able to get the guy behind the ticket counter to give me a special boarding pass (hehehe) but I wouldn't be able to check in my luggage! I paused for a moment and then thought to hell with it, let's do it! I packed these REALLY heavy iron wrist cuffs, a pair of iron ankle cuffs, a long chain and this strappy black leather arm binder. If I didn't try to get past the security checkpoint I stand no chance of making the flight - so I *had* to try! I read all the signs on the way there and nothing indicated that iron shackles and chains were not allowed...besides, I was up for an adventure at 8:45 in the morning LOL OK, so my luggage is in the x-ray box and the contents of my suitcase are up on the screen with two guards looking at it. Guard 1: Looks like some kind of jewelery... Guard 2: A bracelet..? (I'm putting my belt back on my mini skirt and still bare foot gathering all my belongings.) Guard 2: Miss I'm going to have to open your luggage. Would you like to do this here or in private? Me: OK, how far is 'in private'? Guard 2: Right over there. (He points to a table behind a small divider. I put my shoes back on and we start walking over with my bag laptop in my hands. He puts my suitcase on the table and unzips it slowly. Then reaches for the pink lingerie bag with all my heavy jewelery in it. He peeks in it but doesn't take anything out and now he's smirking into the bag.) Me: It's *just* some bondage equipment...some cuffs and a chain... (Now he's smirking at me.) Me: I was reading the signs on the way over here and it's not contraband or anything... Guard 2: I'm sorry Miss but this is not allowed on the plane. Do you want to ask my supervisor? I'll call him over... Me: (shrugging) Sure, I'll ask him. (In my head I'm thinking 'yeah invite *everyone* to the freak show' LOL) (Supervisor comes over and Guard 2, still smirking, holds the pink bag open and invites him to peek in) Supervisor: Miss, we do not allow that on the plane, you'll have to check that in. (He was all business at 9am in the morning, he wasn't up for my funnies) Me: I know I should have probably checked it in but I didn't want to miss my flight...it's only bondage equipment, it's not contraband or anything...I read the signs... (I was friendly and smiling and ready to check in my luggage and catch next flight but still wanted to playfully taunt them ;-)) Supervisor: I'm sorry, it's not allowed, you have to check it in. (and he rushed off not wanting to play anymore) Guard 2 started helping me pack up and gave me instructions on what to do to get on the next flight. He was trying to make small talk and asked me if I was trying to intimidate him LOL I really wasn't - it's JUST A LIL BONDAGE EQUIPMENT!!! LOL I got on the next flight pretty quick and went through security again and pinched Guard 2 on the arm as I passed him and waved 'bye!'. *the end* -MJK ******************************************************** Mistress Kang, Don't you remember me? I was Guard 2 and that pinch hurt. lol. Ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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