Mistress Haru Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 "A concerned resident called Bochum police at 11 pm on Sunday, worried that someone was trying to get into the house with a drill. The noise was so loud, Die Welt newspaper reported on Monday, that the tiles in his flat were vibrating. He joined the officers in scouring the house to track down the mysterious noise, which grew ever louder the further down the building they were. Eventually they ended up in the building's communal cellar, expecting to find a determined burglar armed with an electric drill. But on entering there was nothing to be seen apart from a lone vibrator that had fallen off a shelf, turned itself on and rolled up against pipes." http://www.thelocal.de/society/20120627-43381.html Does anybody have their own derp moments with their toys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankbri Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 back when I had room-mates I once left a vibrator out after a shower and I know at least one person saw it. Pretty mild compared to other anatomically more suggestive toys. The BBC's brilliant comedy 'Coupling' points out that everyone should have a porn buddy: someone who has the keys to your place and if you should suffer unanticipated death, his job is to know where all your porn is hidden and remove it before your family arrives to go through your stuff. Should be extended to toys as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Tran Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 I have friends who have my spare keys just in case I get locked out....but I think I really need a "porn" buddy...In my case it would be a "everything naughty" buddy. My apt is filled with toys and torture tools....my buddy would have to be able to handle heavy lifting with all the bdsm stuff I have...hahaha! back when I had room-mates I once left a vibrator out after a shower and I know at least one person saw it. Pretty mild compared to other anatomically more suggestive toys. The BBC's brilliant comedy 'Coupling' points out that everyone should have a porn buddy: someone who has the keys to your place and if you should suffer unanticipated death, his job is to know where all your porn is hidden and remove it before your family arrives to go through your stuff. Should be extended to toys as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeriko13 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 "A concerned resident called Bochum police at 11 pm on Sunday, worried that someone was trying to get into the house with a drill. The noise was so loud, Die Welt newspaper reported on Monday, that the tiles in his flat were vibrating. He joined the officers in scouring the house to track down the mysterious noise, which grew ever louder the further down the building they were. Eventually they ended up in the building's communal cellar, expecting to find a determined burglar armed with an electric drill. But on entering there was nothing to be seen apart from a lone vibrator that had fallen off a shelf, turned itself on and rolled up against pipes." http://www.thelocal.de/society/20120627-43381.html Does anybody have their own derp moments with their toys? Reminds me of that IKEA commercial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 I have friends who have my spare keys just in case I get locked out....but I think I really need a "porn" buddy...In my case it would be a "everything naughty" buddy. My apt is filled with toys and torture tools....my buddy would have to be able to handle heavy lifting with all the bdsm stuff I have...hahaha! Being Your "porn" buddy or "everything naughty" buddy has a really nice ring to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Lahiri Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 I definitely need an "everything naughty" buddy...or I just need to get better at hiding things...once, I left a vibrator that was shaped like a lipstick on my desk and a friend of mine actually thought it was lipstick and tried to put it on! Imagine her surprise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Haru Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 I've been carrying ropes around with me in my purse. Usually when people see it and give me a quizzical look, I bat my eyes, laugh and say "You know girls and their bags!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeriko13 Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 I have friends who have my spare keys just in case I get locked out....but I think I really need a "porn" buddy...In my case it would be a "everything naughty" buddy. My apt is filled with toys and torture tools....my buddy would have to be able to handle heavy lifting with all the bdsm stuff I have...hahaha! Pick me! I'll be your porn buddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 I definitely need an "everything naughty" buddy...or I just need to get better at hiding things...once, I left a vibrator that was shaped like a lipstick on my desk and a friend of mine actually thought it was lipstick and tried to put it on! Imagine her surprise! I definitely find a woman who needs an "everything naughty" buddy to be extremely appealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 The days when lube and condoms made me giggle are long gone, cuffs and rope weren't even on the radar then. Nowadays, if you can't fill a Magnum XL you're as worthless as the Magnum package itself. I did say XL. Magnum is still not good enough. XXL and you're golden Toys- I have a home collection and "office" collectoin So would this porn buddy be expected to stop by one's workplace too?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Tran Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Yes- they would need to run around this whole city grabbing dirty toys from all our hidden spots! You never know when you are in need of a filthy toy! The days when lube and condoms made me giggle are long gone, cuffs and rope weren't even on the radar then. Nowadays, if you can't fill a Magnum XL you're as worthless as the Magnum package itself. I did say XL. Magnum is still not good enough. XXL and you're golden Toys- I have a home collection and "office" collectoin So would this porn buddy be expected to stop by one's workplace too?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Haru Posted July 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 What a fun Easter egg hunt! Only these eggs vibrate... or are 12 inches long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Lahiri Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 I'm a huge fan of discreet toys, so my poor porn buddy would have a tough time figuring out what was what! http://www.babeland.com/flexi-felix/d/2782_c_11 innocent toy? or something more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 I'm a huge fan of discreet toys, so my poor porn buddy would have a tough time figuring out what was what! http://www.babeland....lix/d/2782_c_11 innocent toy? or something more... Looks like it could be a chew toy for a small dog lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Lahiri Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Looks like it could be a chew toy for a small dog lol lol oh the possibilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 I'm a huge fan of discreet toys, so my poor porn buddy would have a tough time figuring out what was what! http://www.babeland.com/flexi-felix/d/2782_c_11 innocent toy? or something more... With that in mind, it sure would prove helpful to take inventory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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