Mistress Haru Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 I went to a workshop recently where we were challenged to come up with the most euphemisms for sexy body parts... Needless to say, my team lost out on the first three categories, but managed to lock it in with the Anus round. It was really interesting to see what people came up with. A group of non-native English speakers managed to pull "popsicle" out for every category but Penis, which surprised me. Are there regional variations? Does it depend on the gender of the person answering? Hmmm... Let's test! Shoot 'em out, surprise me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeech2 Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Here are some from the distant past that I do not hear any longer. Vagina- Bearded Clam, Split Pie, Furry Taco, Fur burger (this was before Brazilian bikini waxes were popular). Penis- Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love, Pud, Peter, Johnson, Pecker, Stuff, Junk, Dolphin (as in flog the dolphin), Monkey (as in spank the monkey) Jody (as in jerking Jody for ice cream sodie). Anus- Starfish, Rosebud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joh Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Turd cutter is my new favorite for anus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outcast Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Ass= I like bootycrack , also ballon knot is good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankbri Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 I like 'little General' for penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jung's Jewboy Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Well, for Vagina I can add 'tuna taco', 'Quim' and 'trim'. For Penis, 'one eyed wonder worm'. No anal contribution.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoFetish Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Anus= brown eye, dirty pipe, third input, hershey highway, the stink Vagina= the pink, chicken cutlets, quiff, Penis= trouser snake, tube steak, mini me, Dont forget breasts= sweater meat, ta-tas, fun bags, hammers, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outcast Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 I remember when there were porno theaters all over midtown with huge marquees with these hilarious porno movie titles in big letters. "Up the Old Dirt Road part 3" and "Hot Anal Spitfire" as a double feature. On the gay theater, "Fisting Firemen" . Somehow this thread made me think of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Turd cutter is my new favorite for anus LOL! I like to refer to Peaches for all variations of nicknames [media=] [/media] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Trouble Baby Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 I remember when there were porno theaters all over midtown with huge marquees with these hilarious porno movie titles in big letters. "Up the Old Dirt Road part 3" and "Hot Anal Spitfire" as a double feature. On the gay theater, "Fisting Firemen" . Somehow this thread made me think of that. I remember those days. Seems so long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 I was in elementary school when I decided the world needed a curse word dictionary defining "fuck" as a verb, noun, adjective... Turd cutter I like too ;-) Goes hand in hand with farts being called "cries of an imprisoned turd" Penis- noodle. Anus- fuck-hole, since balloon knot has already been claimed. And I double"Fun Bags" for breasts AND testicles. How do you like them apples? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Haru Posted September 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Peach pit is my one of my favorites for anus. Turd cutter was pretty awesome. i won't be able to see a cigar the same. I never heard chicken cutlets for vagina though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outcast Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Tits-- I once heard the word "breasticles". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny000000 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Penis - apple headed monster, whip, keilbasa, stiffy, joint, rickshaw, pistol, rifle, horsecock, firehose, hose, sausage Anus - bunghole, shithole, poopshoot, rosebud, backdoor, cubbyhole Breast - maracas, high-beams (hard nipples) Shaved / Waxed Vagaina - The Telly Savalas Vagina - downstairs, downtown, box (I only hear this one from really old people), sweet potato pie, carpet, rug, yoohoo, hoo-ha, ha-ha Women's legs - skullcrushers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Tran Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 One of my fav name to give to a sub's anus- Cum dumpster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hound_Dog Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Reminds me of Bloodhound Gang's Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHjqsuHyiZQ HD. (null) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny000000 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 I just remembered a few more - penis - ding dong, vanilla cone, bbc (big black cock), main vein, ding-a-ling, rocket in the pocket, jim beam, 3rd leg, hot dog, chocolate penile delight, morning wood, untrimmed meat, ween, lay that pipe Vagina - hoo-hoo Breast - Jugs Anus - dirty sanchez (gross), wazoo, kazoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny000000 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 I remember those days. Seems so long ago. Me too, I remember those days - it does seem so long ago - but at the same time, I can remember it like it was yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Penis - apple headed monster, whip, keilbasa, stiffy, joint, rickshaw, pistol, rifle, horsecock, firehose, hose, sausage Anus - bunghole, shithole, poopshoot, rosebud, backdoor, cubbyhole Breast - maracas, high-beams (hard nipples) Shaved / Waxed Vagaina - The Telly Savalas Vagina - downstairs, downtown, box (I only hear this one from really old people), sweet potato pie, carpet, rug, yoohoo, hoo-ha, ha-ha Women's legs - skullcrushers Vagina- I like "pink", "cookie", and "box". Anus- "brown". Dick- "schlong", "chubby". Breasts- "mosquito bites" (size appropriate). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joh Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 We should get a prize if u liked our nickname best. Please pick turd cutter please pick tied cutter please pick turd cutter haha Now that u picked turd cutter, what's the prize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Faye Sunya Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 I have always heard people throw around the term "Pink Taco" for vagina and "cake" for ass.. I guess people are becoming more fond of food-related food euphemisms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny000000 Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 I have always heard people throw around the term "Pink Taco" for vagina and "cake" for ass.. I guess people are becoming more fond of food-related food euphemisms? Oh, yeah - I forgot about that one - I had a friend who used to always say, look at the cakes on that girl, but I never knew what it meant & I always forgot to ask him - he always said it when the girl was facing the other way so I assumed it was either thighs or calves - I guess he meant ass cheeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 One of my fav name to give to a sub's anus- Cum dumpster! HA HA!! The women in my office use that as a term of endearment amongst each other! Too funny ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outcast Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 HA HA!! The women in my office use that as a term of endearment amongst each other! Too funny ! Very interesting!!! Where do you work and how does one get an application? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 I think this posting needs another look see. Why I am not sure, but onward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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